i wanted to finally put all my fics in one place! these are listed in reverse chronological order of ao3 posting, starting with the most recent. more detailed summaries are available in the links. this list will be updated as i publish anything new!
#ilyarozanovisoverparty
AKA: the twitter fic. 2.5k, rated T. reblog here
a sound is still a sound around no one
AKA: the amnesia fic. 43.2k, rated E. reblog here
carve your name into my bedpost
AKA: the hollanov jersey sex fic. 3.2k, rated E. reblog here
two-man advantage
AKA: the hollanov GQ profile fic. 4.75k, rated T. reblog here
pick me up, pull ‘em down, turn me ‘round
AKA: the domestic fembuddie free use fic. 1.5K, rated E. reblog here
are you game?
AKA: the failed threesome fic. 4.8K, rated E. reblog here
reeling with the feeling
AKA: the shower sex injury fic. 3.8K, rated E. reblog here
the moon like a spotlight
AKA: the sappy truck sex fic. 4.7K, rated E. reblog here
go on, twist the knife
AKA: the ansty goodbye sex fic. 2.6K, rated E. reblog here
and i need you more than want you (and i want you for all time)
AKA: the phone call fic. 25.9K, rated E. reblog here
grow something wild and unruly
AKA: the cowboy hat rule fic. 6.3K, rated E. reblog here
like a flame that burns the candle
AKA: the dream fic. 6.1K, rated M. reblog here (note: this isn’t its own proper tumblr post because i never made one, but someone else’s rec. i’ll probably make one eventually)
crossed the borderline of weightless
AKA: the “what’s a little gentle domming between bros?” fic. 4.2K, rated E. reblog here
whenever fics are uncritically like “haha ilya is Team Dad and shane is the Team Mom” and it’s like okay well consider why you think there has to be a Girl One.
ppl on my shane teeth grinding post saying “get shane a night guard.” listen i am a tmj warrior, i have a night guard. it doesn’t stop you from grinding, it just reduces the impact on your teeth and jaw. personally my nightguard looks like it’s been to war. the person who suggested an open-mouth gag however. now we’re talking
Shane texting Ilya “send a video of you cuming with sound on” and Ilya texting back “oh hi good morning to you too, I miss you as well my sweet husband?” And Shane texting back “are you going to send it?”
Shane was there when Ilya got the call, his arm heavy across Ilya's stomach, like even in sleep he could tell something was trying to take Ilya away from him.
When Boston realize Ilya wants out, they send him to the highest bidder. The highest bidder is LA.