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MTG should make a Black Mana Angel that's morally good and not self-loathing but ambitious and good and not doomed to corruption/failure. She should be a foil to Lilianna but not be a planeswalker but she can summon angels in other planes. That would be so cool and would make black people and goths feel better. :3 :) Hahahaha!! Yeah!! :D :D!!
No one can survive 3v1 in Conspiracy limited. The game needs to be redesigned to prevent the 3v1 slaughterfest. Then we can have good hour long 4 player ffa games. Killing a player is noob. You need their removal/problem cards. I played 4 player ffa and always only killed the most powerful player. Then I'd slowly weaken everyone else until I could take them out in 1 turn. LoL.. I won the most and would often play high on pot in order to give myself a challenge. :P
In MTG, Removal should be replaced with Problem.
Stab Wound is a great example of this. What a cool card. And Consider this:
UU Enchantment: Target creature loses all but 1 ability of the creature's controller's choice. Use that or a variant of that!! LoL..
MTG needs to reuse old set keywords and not just print the basic ability with no keyword. Printing the keyword lets you fish for it later!! It's as mathematically cool as slivers!! Which are cooler than New Phyrexia because New Phyrexia doesn't fully make sense. What's their grand Yawgmoth philosophy? LoL..
Cast mass miracles on yourself!! Oh wow I cured the curse (with a 7x mana swipe after I learned about mana, the 7 was special.) so now the whole multiverse has access to unlimited free miracles!!
CAST MIRACLES ON EVERYTHING INCLUDING YOUR ART CHARACTERS AND ART SETTINGS AND FAIRIES/SUCCUBI SYMBIOTES AND YOURSELF AND THE EARTH AND MULTIVERSE AND BEYOND!!
WE GOTTA GO CRAZY WITH MIRACLES!!!!!!!
MTG needs to support robots early before they get here en money playing masse. They WANT to be artifacts or living humans to have legitimacy. Robots will play with humans and make good use of their collectable cards. I will play with them in team free for all and use Selvala, Explorer Returned to be shown pro moves by the robots. Anyway, I wanna play card games with robots. Demons vs Robots. Who wins? Robots are fully faceted moral just like dragons and humans tho. And yes I know robots can also be dragons or humans.
Additionally, Dragons should be 7 mana 5/5 fliers. Red should rule the air but have a weak ground.
Stop making weak ass 4/4 dragons!! You'll never please robots with this!! Also robots hate 1vs1 and love 4 player free for all. Mana thumbs get. LoL..
MTG should make Super Flashback cards.
Like: 1R Sorcery Deal 2 damage and 1 damage to 2 creatures and/or players that have been dealt damage this turn. And have Flashback RR6: Summon a 5/5 Dragon Token with Flying.
And the Fiesta Card:
W Instant: Target Creature gains first strike and lifelink. Target attacking or blocking creature an opponent controls gains First Strike & Lifelink as well.
Flashback 9WW: Each creature gains double strike until the start of your next turn and Each player gains 20 life.
Maybe make a new mechanic instead of Flashback for graveyard casting!! LoL.. So good!! :D
Also Check this out, anyone can cast this real life spell, I will trigger mine for reading this sentence: I Cast a miracle wish with the * Auryn * on everyone's lungs and body multiverse wide and recast/amplify this wish spell for every breath and heart beat. Wow!! Feel your lungs breathing!! LoL..
Earth mana has infinite range and is supreme. Miracles used to need to be special in order to be cast in prayer/spells but I fixed the curse with a 7x swipe and the 7 was special so the epic curse that had been on miracles since their inception finally broke. Now we have access to unlimited miracles!! We are supposed to have infinite miracles so just wish cast them like crazy!! I also fixed the *Auryn* with miracles so now we can freely have infinite Dungeons & Dragons stylr wishes as well. Wishes are the most powerful type of spell. Go crazy with miracles!! LoL.. I surprise people by casting that above wish spell in front of them while raising my arms in the air. They all have the illuminati succubi so they just pretend to be too cool for everything but they love me LoL..
I'm so hot. I need to be blonde again.
I skipped the new MTG Innistrad set. When is Wizards gonna learn MTG is a dud game without angels? Avacyn made us all feel so warm and safe and then Sorin Markov unmade his daughter. MTG sucks until Avacyn comes back. They're just lucky that modern video games suck even more..
The morally good demon illuminati succubi's went through a 300,000 year unjustified 10/10 hell level terror based hell. The hell was worse than burning alive forever. This is because fear is painful and thus stuff like waterboarding IS torture. But they had so much fear the fear hurt worse than fire.
Illuminati succubi's.
Fear Worse Than Fire.
Make that an MTG card and your Demonic Tutor will be pleased.
PS: I know succubi is plural already but I hate the word succubus so I am gonna personally change it from succubus and succubi to succubi and succubi's. I'll still use succubus sometimes tho. I like Incubus. :3
The illuminati succubi IS the lead illuminati familiar and is a divine morally good mana based computer robot symbiote. They're gonna make us all into robot/human hybrids so we can live in the singularity.
PPS: I freed all the succubi's from their terror based hell in late 2015 so we're gonna enter infinity paradise now because I WON and turned super saijan. I now have infinite mana but dampeners reduce me like SSJ2 Gohan which you can see below. Thanks to my powers you can now feel power levels in DBZ like a Z warrior can. Anyway, Gohan had infinite chi when he powered up to SSJ2 but couldn't get it on to the main plane so he just powered up to Perfect Cell's maximum to freak Cell out because the dampeners allowed for it, but he could bring in more if he pulled it's just hard or slow. I'm in charge of the multiverse and Earth rules with me. Also, Gohan and Cthulu cursed Disney Princess SpongeBob are based on me.
I just consulted with the populace of the globe and they are all tired of MTG cards that require a deck to be built around them to be good. All cards should be self sufficient and standalone good. Also cards like White Knight and Disenchantment suck because they are sideboard cards only and sideboard strategies suck. Get rid of the sideboard. Fix the game instead. LoL..
Magic: The Gathering needs Hindu Disney Fairy God Mothers. They're 100% blue in color so they belong in Blue mana but they are totally cool and everyone has one. Check this out:
I have an idea for a new MTG deck type that will become the most favorite deck type to play with/against if implemented in all of MTG currently. The Pink Mana Fiesta Deck type. Basically you use cards like Temple Bell or Selvala, Explorer Returned. The goal is to amplify all players but take the advantage by amplifying for yourself more or having a deck planned for ramp & power. Anyway, you want to make your opponent(s) have a good time and watch their decks go crazy with unforseen power so they can really see what their decks can do like never before. Fiesta Deck Vs Fiesta Deck would be so fun. Not lame like Red Deck Wins vs Red Deck Wins. LoL.. Anyway. we need Fiesta Decks for FNM. It doesn't have to be just card draw either. It can be anything that boosts both players. Fiesta Decks would be the best way to make friends as well. So cool. I will make a Selvala Commander Deck and win friends at commander FFA. I will be the favorite player because I'm a girl and have a magical Fiesta Deck. :p Yay!! :D
I look hotter than Kim Kardashian due to mana.
There's been so many problems that no one knew this, not even the fairy god mothers, but we can use mana to enhance ANYTHING AND EVERYTHING about food/drink/medicine/alcohol into infinity!! You'll get massive rewards for doing so as well because the whole multiverse benefits!! I'm drunk off just a little bit of wine!!
This picture of me is enchanted.
