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Hi! I don't really know what I'm doing. <3 "Life is to be enjoyed, not simply endured. Pleasure and goodness and joy support the pursuit of survival."-William Gaylin

[memecenterz]

[railroadsoftware]

there’s nothing quite like a brand new tube of toothpaste. like this post if you agree that there’s just nothing quite like a brand new tube of toothpaste in the morning.

[kittymattress]

I actually need a brand new tube of toothpaste, my old tube is almost empty.

[railroadsoftware]

I’m sorry your old tube is almost empty, but a part of me envies you because you are about to experience a brand new tube of toothpaste in the morning. there’s nothing quite like it.

[jesterpunk]

a drawing for @cuteosphere , ask her about her OCs

[hplyrikz]

Everything I love here

[railroadsoftware]

there’s nothing quite like a brand new tube of toothpaste. like this post if you agree that there’s just nothing quite like a brand new tube of toothpaste in the morning.

[kittymattress]

I actually need a brand new tube of toothpaste, my old tube is almost empty.

[railroadsoftware]

I’m sorry your old tube is almost empty, but a part of me envies you because you are about to experience a brand new tube of toothpaste in the morning. there’s nothing quite like it.

[factsinallcaps]

PRESIDENT JOHN QUINCY ADAMS HAD A PET ALLIGATOR HE KEPT IN THE WHITE HOUSE. IT WAS GIVEN TO HIM AS A GIFT BY MARIE-JOSEPH PAUL YVES ROCH GILBERT DU MOTIER DE LAFAYETTE, AKA THE MARQUIS DE LAFAYETTE

[demareth]

i refuse to fact check this because i dont want to be disappointed

[factsinallcaps]

YOU WON’T BE DISAPPOINTED ANYWAY, JQA IS LIKE A FUN FACT GOLD MINE

[inkantlers]

My lesbian aunt is moving to my hometown and I was telling my mom about how I’m gonna hangout with her and stuff and my mom looked upset and she was like “We need to have a talk.” and we sat down and she said “Your aunt lives a certain lifestyle that I don’t want you to adapt from her” and I was internally screaming but then she finished with “so whatever you do don’t let her talk you into smoking pot” i’m crying my aunt is 52

[imlexyandiknowit]

I hope I am that aunt.

[eoile-deactivated20160716]

petition to remove the “pe” and “ion” from petition

[hexbird-deactivated20160528]

please sign this tit

[thisusedtoberum-deactivated2017]

thats a cause I can get behind..

[memeufacturing-deactivated20161]

detective: *takes picture of my body after i’ve been murdered* me (dead): omg no u’d better delete that…omggg im serious i look so bad in that 😂😂😂

[micdotcom]

Reporter says she was manhandled by Trump campaign manager

As Donald Trump’s entourage sought to clear a path for him to leave a Florida venue Tuesday night, Michelle Fields, a reporter with conservative website Breitbart, moved forward to question the candidate. Then, she said, Manager Corey Lewandowski forcibly grabbed her arm and yanked her, nearly knocking her to the ground.

The Trump campaign is denying the events, with Lewandowski turning to victim blaming and character attacks against Fields.

[destinyrush]

What people really mean when they say “all lives matter”

[ohmaipie]

[happiersuggestion]

there are people you haven’t met yet who will love you

[alexsalsblog]

[tastefullyoffensive]

Morning Routine by Alex Salsberg

[recovery-saved-me]

[metalheadsavior-deactivated2020]

[hplyrikz]