i could do it all for you, but i don't want to

gemma | she/her | white | i like sci-fi and/or fantasy | makes no damn sense. compels me though.

[mgcsheaven]

realistically there is no chance i will have time to read, imma still bring a book though

[petulantpony]

getting a short skirtjob from a girl with a long jacket

[erodingsinner]

You'll probably want to make it painless, I get it, that's your thing. But hear me out. A little pain never hurt anyone. Besides, you can always just blame it on the devil.

31 DAYS OF HORROR MOVIES.

13 — EXCISION ( 2012 )

[evilbjork]

[despazito]

When you hear Halifax do you think

Halifax, England

Halifax, Nova Scotia

Remaining time: 14 hours 15 minutes

[despazito]

the human mind cannot commit more than one halifax to memory

[galileosballs]

You ever meet someone from London, Ontario, and they'll all intone the same verse: "Second best London in the world"

[maureen-corpse]

Secret third Halifax: Halifax, North Carolina

[itsalwaysdark]

you have to be careful reading too many things that are good/smart/well-written bc then you encounter something that isnt and you get confused like ? why didnt they just make this good ? were they stupid

[heedra]

really losing my patience for any 'feminist' statement to the tune of 'we need feminism because women fill a fundamentally different and necessary role than men and will be better at doing x y or z'. like actually i think we need feminism because it is an unbearable death of the spirit by inches to exist in a world where you are not seen as a fully realized human being because of a single cultural determination, and because a world that enshrines such things creates systems that are fundamentally sick to the core

[noahkahanblog]

Just letting everyone know I’m reading a book right now. I also drank 7 glasses of water yesterday. Im not saying explicitly that I’m a better person than you, but it is heavily heavily implied. Heaven is going to be awesome!

[chucktaylorupset]

This is Time Travel TV coming to you with all of your favorite moments of the past. On today's broadcast: human tries the first ever pancake, beautiful baddies of the late triassic sunning themselves on rocks, and chinese emperor falling off a horse

[alexanderwales]

Here's a legal PSA:

If you've committed a crime and a detective gathers everyone involved in the room, especially if he's not actually a detective and is instead a novelist, puzzle-setter, psychic, fake psychic, dog, chess grandmaster, etc. ...

YOU SHOULD NOT CONFESS.

Every year, hundreds of people are put away by non-traditional "detectives" who have either inserted themselves into the case or are working with the police in a dubiously legal capacity as advisor. In 99% of these cases, the murderer gives a full confession even though the evidence against them is circumstantial at best and often requires a long just-so story which can only guess at motive.

If this happens to you, stay quiet, do not attempt to defend yourself or talk your way out of it, only say "I want a lawyer".

Now if you find yourself being investigated by a boy genius, magician's assistant, anthropologist, classics scholar, or philosopher, it's likely that refusing to talk to the police (or investigator with no legal authority) is merely the end of the second act, and by the end of the third act they will have you dead to rights.

YOU SHOULD STILL NOT CONFESS.

Make them take it to court. Force the eccentric detective and his straight-laced police partner to take the stand and explain their methods to a jury of your peers. Have your lawyer look at the chain of custody on the evidence, especially if you believe it to have been handled by someone who has only bumbled into detective work through their natural charm and/or unique set of skills and outsider perspective that come in handy more often than they should.

Know your rights. Don't let eccentric detectives put you away.

[markovchaingang]

you guys do realise walking doesn't actually move you anywhere right? it just destroys you entirely and places a perfect copy of you right in front of where you were standing

[kuruk]

you never see kids playing outside and killing people anymore they've gotten so lazy. beautiful day outside and not one sign of pointless bloodshed in the streets. they'd rather stay inside cooped up in their basements torturing the victims already chained to their wall. Cheap stimulation for kids whose parents can't be bothered to do their jobs

[magrittr]

phở-king the soup man for soup…

[chimaerakitten]

Tv shows are like

[stock footage establishing shot of a sunny day in Washington DC. Look you can see the Washington monument]

[cut to the characters talking on a park bench on a foggy grey day in Vancouver, Canada]

[dickstolebyanalien]

i'll show you yours if you show me mine

[torchwoodfanweek]

i said i'd have the prompts up in july and by jove will i stick to that. so here they are!

this will be the third torchwood fan week (known henceforth as threechwood fan week), though it's also more than that this time around. it's a celebration of torchwoods 20th anniversary! as such it will take place during the week beginning 19th october.

another difference you'll soon notice is that each day has two prompts this time around, one in the usual style and one prompting, for example, your favourite character. each days prompts can be used however you want - be it combining both to have your favourite friendship stuck in a time loop together, using one and ignoring the other, or even mixing them around as you see fit. anything and everything goes!

rules and faqs and be found here. any further questions please feel free to ask

(written version and more information available below the cut)

can't wait to see what you all come up with, its always great fun! be sure to thank @by-gray for helping with the prompts and get creating! - @myarmsaretoolong

prompts

Monday - Curse. Favourite Character

Tuesday - Weeping Angels. Favourite Ship

Wednesday - Time Loop. Favourite Friendship

Thursday - Lockdown. Underated Character

Friday - Past/Future. Favourite Enemy

Saturday - Body Swap. Favourite Episode

Sunday - Fix-It. Favourite Trope

there isn't any wrong way to interpret these prompts, you're also perfectly allowed to switch the secondary prompts around to fit your wants and needs. just have fun!

[divorcedwife]

studying history is like. here's to another beautiful day of not being pregnant and of having no obligation to ever be. thank you women who fight for abortion and contraception and independance from men for another beautiful day of not being pregnant and of having no obligation to ever be