messy sneeze enthusiast

snzblr, 24, any prns, THIS BLOG IS NSFW

[girlsn0t]

god i should probably make a pinned post huh

hi, i'm kiki and this is my sneezing fetish blog. if you don't have a sneezing fetish, then you probably took a wrong turn and ended up here on accident. please, don't follow this blog unless you're here for the kink content! additionally, minors have not and WILL NEVER be allowed to follow this blog or interact with its posts! ageless blogs/minors will be blocked!! go away!!

i'm 24, i use any pronouns, and i like gross shit. feel free to dm or message me about snz stuff! the messier, the better. 18+ convos are welcomed! i don't roleplay much presently, but you're free to ask about it.

i also write sometimes. it's all under this tag here. i'll make a nicer fic directory at some point in the future.

thanks for reading!

[weirdshmeer]

What a mess…🫢

[nametakensff]

Ideal trait in a partner: walks up to me and sneezes in my face every time they get a tickle, then lifts my t-shirt up to wipe their nose with the hem, even if this exposes my entire torso and chest - then carries on like nothing out of the ordinary transpired at all

[girlsn0t]

(contagion + macro/micro) i also don’t usually do much w macro/micro but recently i have been thinking about a playful impish sort of tiny fae, maybe even a vindictive one who despises humans, sneezing into someone’s nose as a prank or act of malice. sticking their head into or waltzing into the nostril of someone distracted, unsuspecting, or asleep and unleashing a big germy sneeze, spraying globs of mess right into someone’s delicate nasal cavities, maybe sealing the deal by blowing a couple snot rockets too…. i think i might write this

[girlsn0t]

imagining cold sneezes so fatigued that there’s no vocalization or far-spraying pressure behind it, it becomes just a nose blow with slightly more force and less predictability <3

[girlsn0t]

can you open dms pls, some of us (me) want to talk about big messy sneezes with you

alright dms are open FOR NOW!! but everyone is always allowed to ask and/or Send asks, either anon or off, about big messy sneezes <3

[bellysoupset]

A lot of this blog is like, what if I wrote my own soap opera except all the characters are sick at all times

[robotsneezes]

!! Nsfw snzario !!

Consider- A taking care of B,,, B can’t stop sneezing so A gently holds a handkerchief to their nose and lets them sneeze as much as they need, then later uses the messy hankie to stroke their cock

[hollanovsnz]

when someone blows their nose forcefully and then sniffles liquidly immediately after. oh, poor thing, that sounds like it didn’t help at all…

[feverish-cuddles]

helping a sickie blow their nose and showing them the mess they made only for them to snz and send the rest down their face

they whimper that they need to blow again to they grab your hand that's holding the soaked tissue and bring it back to their nose and let you feel the thing become overfilled and the mess leak onto your hand and wrist

[kaijusnz]

Need a woman to sneeze between my legs so bad

[kaijusnz]

Still need it 😩

[feverish-cuddles]

i keep thinking about someone with a heavy head cold, holding a blanket around themselves, leaned into someone's shoulder or chest while they desperately build up. Nostrils quivering, eyes squinted, nose running down to their parted lips. While their partner has a couple of tissues in hand just below their nose as they patiently wait for the poor thing to sneeze. they rub their back, give soft encouragement, especially when the poor sweetheart does finally snz after such a long wait. They tell them how full the tissue is getting and how good the sickie is doing as the warm thick mess makes the tissue stack heavy in their hand. feeling the sickie shudder through their snzs and stuffily ask to blow their nose that's still impossibly overfilled with cold. You can't say no to such a pitiful precious face, can you?

[cutenose]

You hand them tissues to wipe their eyes and nose. They'd just finished crying after self pity had gotten the better of them.

HUHH'SHEWW!

They sneeze heavily into the tissue and sniffle sadly.

"Ugh, sorry. Sometimes I sneeze ah-after I cry..."

AAEH'SHOOO!

They clutch the completely filled tissue to their nose and you pass them a fresh one. A new tear runs down their cheek.

You run your hand up and down their back as they lean in closer.

"Bless you sweetheart"

[peachsnz]

HAPPY PRIDEEEEE

Here’s some lesbian snz play

MINORS DO NOT INTERACT. DO NOT REBLOG TO NONKINK BLOGS!!!!

[girlsn0t]

sorry for the lack of activity :’) i want to get back into wildly self-indulgent snz writing but irl stuff is demolishing me

[dr-ground-zero]

another horny Tboy post with MESS poor guy having a pretty bad cold. he's all achy and tired, so he's cuddled up to me. Grumbling and growling bc his nose is all itchy and stuffy but he keeps snorting it back. soooo i'm pinning his hands down, making him hold onto me "be a good boy and hold onto me baby" I'll kiss up and down his nose. he'll try to hold back whining that its gonna be gross. i give his nose one final kiss knowing he's on the edge and tell him "oh but i like gross boys~" of course i'd get absolutely drenched from his snzs-not that i'd complain- he sighs and whines "ugh thats better actually" voice deep and gravely, something he may not be completely used to.

[starletstarry]

someone in the middle of an allergic fit.

lips parting, breath catching in uneven hitches. hand coming up quickly, pressing beneath the quivering nostrils as the eyelashes flutters against the tickling sensation.

the sneezes tumbles out and desperate to muffle them, shoulders jerks with the sudden release. harsh but stifled into cupped hands, leaving the nose pink and damp as they lower the hands with a rough sniffle.

'...still.... hhhhh, not done.' they express, staying half-bent for a moment, blinking rapidly, fishing out a fresh tissue from the pocket with a thick wet sniffle before another build up takes them over.

the second round hits them harder and they have to lean their shoulder against the wall, keeping the crumbled tissue close to their mouth as the sneezes keeps coming, harsh and now explosive.