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gonna brave the night for rolling papers wish me luck

(Seeing a cis straight couple for the first time) I think I’m gonna be sick… What the fuck do you even call this…? Dark Yuri? Unfaggot? Do they have a fucking word for this? (Flashing back to my troubled childhood) Oh my god… This is that Marge and Homer shit isn’t it

lilyblackdrawside

littlemisspipebomb

@pluralwizard

adz

everyone in halo reactions when i come out to them

master chief: hm. glad you told me, soldier. knowing yourself is important when you’re fighting a complex enemy like the covenant.

cortana: interesting… yes, i see your brain chemistry is a bit… different. i’ll keep this in mind for the future. i can’t wait to explore this further with you!

sergeant johnson: heh, so you’re a girl? well, you won’t get any argument from me. long as you keep watching my back, i’ll watch yours.

dr halsey: you’re transsexual? how could you think of yourself at a time like this? we need to keep our attention on the only thing that matters: saving the human race. additionally, you should be aware that J.K. Rowling is a close personal friend of mine

grunt: huohahaha! send pictures of your gock and gballs to my grunt phone

mangonetics

that's just canon

callali1y

continually astounded to learn that someone around me is actually for real christian. like. aren't you supposed to grow out of that

jewelrydocument

Twisted back piercing by Aco

vampirefutanari

Just because I'm a vampire, doesn't mean I've forgotten my knightly vows. I am still loyal, chivalrous, and brave. You can trust me. e-even if my urges sometimes...overtake m--stop pulling on my lips to look at my fangs

vampirefutanari

THIS IS ABOUT LESBIANS THIS IS ABOUT LESBIANS THIS IS ABOUT LESBIANS SHUT UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP ABOUT MEN

princessesrus

Petulant little princess refuses to stop bothering her knight, fully unaware of how close her knight is to losing control. Fully unaware of the danger she's in.