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❛ How did you get to be such a DICK, Murphy?
yourimpulse:
and so we watched you disappear. *
/bitchfaces.
quick psa! if it's been a couple of days ( or over a week ) since you've last gotten a response from me, but still see me actively writing with more than one person, please don't hesitate to ask if i've seen/drafted it! i appreciate reminders now and then, not only because i'm scatter-brained, but because it also reassures me that you're still interested in writing with me and things like that u feel ?? /shimmies out.
SPOTTED: bxdguy liking this post for a starter.
"I'm sorry, but who invited you? This is a private event. Not a free-for-all buffet!"
i'm here! sort of. like this for a starter, or jump in my ask if you'd like to plot!
chuckbassisms:
“Timing and execution,” murmured half into the kiss, palms finding her lower back. “You don’t have to worry about complications. There’s no scheme too intricate,” mouth on her neck, tracing the line of her jaw, “no behavior too indecent,” ghosting just behind her ear, “for us to handle. By the time we’re through with her, there won’t be a corner in New York City dark enough to hide from a scandal this destructive.”
A soft hum sounds in her throat, one last ( lingering ) kiss stolen from his lips before she cants her head a fraction, curls her fingers through his hair and melts into him. "If all goes well, I doubt she'll have enough dignity left to salvage from the ruins -- here's to hoping she learns her lesson. I want that little bitch off this island." Nobody claims Chuck Bass' lap as a throne and gets away with it ( unless you're Blair Waldorf, of course ).
chuckbassisms:
“She won’t know what hit her.” Like the Ashley Hinshaw incident last summer ( among others ). Only Blair Waldorf can let Chuck Bass off his leash, knowing she’ll be able to rein him in again. The corner of his mouth upturns a little as he presses a kiss to the back of her hand. “Your wish is my command. Consider it done.”
"Make it believable." Hand drawn to rest at his chest, she steps in close, tilts up her chin to brush a kiss against his lips. "I'd say no holds barred, but I feel there might be some ... behavioral complications that might be a hindrance. You know the rules, Chuck. Timing is everything."
You can’t make people love you, but you can make them fear you.
chuckbassisms:
“Penny Beaumont. And here I thought our days of social sabotage were behind us — unless, of course, you had something else in mind.”
"Perfect. I'll have Dorota send out the invitation -- and as for you, do what you do best. Be Chuck Bass. I need some time to iron out the kinks, but I must warn you ... it's risky business," and this girl will be under Blair's ruthless dominion by the time it's finished. "Need I say more?"
chuckbassisms:
“As far as I’m concerned, there’s only one queen anywhere worthy of being in that position … or any position at all. The more compromising, the better. But for the record, that peasant is the sister of who provided Saturday’s venue — and she isn’t invited.”
"I just love when you address me as a royal. Gossip Girl owes me a favour after the last reported scandal that turned out being false -- so I'm going to see if she'll keep tabs on this harlot. If she's going to stick around, we might as well introduce her to the Upper East Side welcoming committee and make sure she knows exactly who she's dealing with. Come to think of it ... what's her name? I think we have room for one more guest."
chuckbassisms:
“I’m going to assume Gossip Girl failed to report the less incriminating part, where I pushed a little blonde off my lap. It isn’t what it looked like.”
"-- be that as it may, I'm still stumped on how she got there to begin with, and why Gossip Girl seems to think a peasant has earned the title of queen while your lap has suddenly became her throne. There's only one queen in this town worthy of being in that position of power."
sordiiid:
it was initial reaction. he’s locked himself out of his apartment countless times && it was never an situation. even if he could get in by other means ( sometimes he forgets about his abilities. ) ❝You should keep those in a safer place then.❜
"Well, around my neck is the safest it's going to get, I'm afraid." Had it been your typical house key, Blair would've let it sit at the bottom of her purse until needed -- but considering what it means to be wearing around campus, she couldn't bear the thought of keeping it out of sight.
chuckbassisms:
“The only thing I consider sacred, aside from the back seat of my limo, is you — and I’m willing to do whatever it takes to prove it.”
"Was that before or after you let a little blonde who should have been ordering a stylist to touch-up those roots instead of a martini sit on your lap?"
humphrxys:
”Is that your way of saying you’re not opposed to letting me join you?”
"... -- well, I haven't thrown you out yet, have I? Don't push it, Humphrey." There might've been a trace of a very faint smile. Maybe.
Atelophobia
(noun) Atelophobia is defined as the fear of imperfection. Accompanied with the fear of imperfection also comes thoughts of comparison with others’ goals, accomplishments and expectations. Ultimately, it's the fear of “not being good enough.”
etymology: Greek, ατελής atelès, meaning “imperfect” or “incomplete” and φόβος, phóbos, “fear”.
chuckbassisms:
“No — ? Because it sounded like a comparison to me.” He hadn’t even realized they were still touching until the contact is abruptly broken; he doesn’t react, save for the hard set of his jaw. “I meant what I said last week, Blair. You don’t need to apologize for anything.”
"Maybe you should get this evident hearing impairment of yours checked out before it puts more of a strain on this relationship, then!" Blair won't notice that she's grabbing the attention of her peers and Gossip Girl's groupies until her phone chimes with a blog update alert. "I shouldn't feel like I have to! Chuck, can we please just ... argue over who's right and wrong in this situation later?"