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@chuckbassisms-blog
please don’t get offended when we don’t answer your calls. ❜
/rolls in fifty years late with malt liquor
❝ all we have to do is not die.
serialromeo:
He takes the joint gratefully inhales deeply, though he’s careful to avoid eye contact. Of course he knows why.
But he lies.
“No idea.”
Oh, the temptation to call him out is strong -- but secrets are a commodity, and Chuck knows exactly what this one’s worth.
“I'm sure we'll find out soon enough. Nothing says welcome home like an exposé.”
infectiiious.
“I suppose I owe you one. Drinks are on the house.”
adamantxne.
“Don't take this the wrong way, but I've seen the dregs of Brooklyn looking less out of place than you do."
agiildedage.
Lighting up on school property is unwise at the best of times, but there’s no room for common sense behind a heady scrim of hash smoke. He doesn’t even register the interruption.
He’s Chuck Bass. It’s not like he can get expelled.
wiingman.
“If you're here with bad news, let's get it over with."
serxnavdw:
“Maybe I was actually looking for the bar and not Nate.”
“In that case -- have a seat. And while you’re at it, you can order me another drink.”
starter call ?!
serxnavdw.
“If it’s Nate you’re looking for, he’s not here.”
❝ people like me don’t write books. we’re written about.
novapath:
She’s surprised he’s even curious about her her hideously TRASHED state, even though she was in his home, drinking his liquor, and a mixture of hers as well. So much for common courtesy right ( ??? )
From a questionably satisfied grin , it dropped as as soon as it came just like her legs had were moved away. Which was a good call when it came to luxurious couches and… twenty dollar shoes.
”Does there have to be ?”
ALAS , there was an occasion , but not a very positive one.
”You think giving up counts as celebration? Drinking for FORFEITING ? It should.”
He’s curious because this isn’t the first time she managed to bypass hotel security and get into his penthouse; curiosity isn’t synonymous with compassion. Not when your main concern is the possibility that you’re overpaying your entire staff.
Which isn’t to say he doesn’t understand where she’s coming from.
Drowning something in alcohol? Chuck’s been there, done that, so often he’s lost count. Some of the most stimulating conversations he’s ever had were with the bottom of a bottle.
“It does, but it isn’t much of an excuse.”
forstudygroup:
”Hey, tough guy— didn’t mommy and daddy teach you not to touch other people’s shit?”
“No. Entitlement taught me that there’s no such thing as other people’s shit.”
serialromeo:
“It’s Blair and Serena, Chuck. They’ll work it out. They always do.”
“— but it won’t be today. On second thought I think I will take that hit.”
“She’s been gone for a year, Nathaniel. Things change. You don’t run away to boarding school voluntarily unless you have something to hide.”
He passes off the joint with a look of approval, then adds, “Any idea what that might be?”
serialromeo:
“I don’t know, Chuck, she seems serious about it. I think it’s a good thing. Gossip Girl will do enough without me adding fuel to the fire. Or you. Stay out of this one.”
"Don't be so naive. You know as well as I do, Blair can make her crash and burn without my help -- or Gossip Girl's, for that matter. Besides, if they have a cat fight on the steps of the Met, someone has to film it. I'll be sure to send you a copy."
C & B