If you fail to plan, plan to fail.

She believed she could, so she did

[the-memedaddy]

me irl

[babyanimalgifs]

Son I can see you

[catchymemes]

That’s some nice calligraphy you got there…

[babyanimalgifs]

That smile is adorable 

(u/Chris_lsur_dude)

[lubricates]

GOALS

[vecherion]

[mastergir]

the fucking slapping noise is incredible

[drkarayua]

This is unsettling.

[tooiconic]

1-800-R-U-SLAPPIN

[mysticalcoffeequeen]

A round of applause

[tealesbian]

the rain: makes that soft rain sound

me immediately:

[catchymemes]

Heat index was 110 degrees so we offered him a cold drink. He went for a full body soak instead

[bunjywunjy]

that actually is how frogs drink, so mission accomplished!

I hope the universe rewards your kindness.

[mahoippu-deactivated20200905]

this is gay privilege 

[megamindmutual-deactivated20191]

Can none of you read

[acheloix]

This must look so weird if you don’t speak Dutch

Honestly she’s just saying ‘mummy this one this one this one please’

[teamrocketing]

i aM PISSING MYSELF

[weavemama]

I SUPPORT THE STUD CAT

[surprisebitch]

what a stud

[luisonte]

[a-wandering-fool]

[classicalliberalleague]

Because some days you want a small private gathering…and some days Arthur and his Knights drop by.  

[drawnsnake]

That last comment

[dankxsinatra]

[stuffingbuttsandstuff-deactivat]

Honestly, me too.

[red-makes-art]

This has the same energy of the dash cam video of the Russian dude just lowering his sun visor to block the light of the exploding meteor thing a couple years back.

[butchblossoms]

icon

[butchblossoms]

icon pt 2

[whoredrigo]

WHO’S TITTIES 

are those

[teenagerposts]

[sealedbeastnue]

when will Ted himself.. finally show up to the Talk ?

[beangeneboy]

The final boss

[stray-suh-nur]

You guys know TEDtalks stands for technology, entertainment and design talks right?

[sealedbeastnue]

I will not let Ted hide behind these lies any longer

[dashisgone-blog]

Rape is the only crime I can think of that’s 100% inexcusable.  There’s absolutely no reason for it ever.  In any circumstance.  You can murder in self defence, you can steal to help your starving family.  Even doing illegal drugs can really help calm people down.

But rape doesn’t help anyone except the rapist.  And it just baffles me to this day the way people will excuse rape with, “Well he/she was drunk” or “What was she wearing?” or “He’s a guy though, he probably enjoyed it.”

it’s the one crime that everyone should find inexcusable and yet it’s the one that people try to justify the most often.

[eye-of-orion]

Man can you imagine if the Next Big Trend in marketing was humanely treated employees

“Our free range retail workers are allowed to go to the bathroom whenever they need to!”

“We understand humans weren’t designed to stand for eight hours a day. We go beyond the industry standard anti-stress mats and provide every checkout clerk with a chair. ”

“We provide air conditioning in every warehouse facility to prevent heatstroke - better climate control for workers means better products for you!”

(And how fucked up is it that this isn’t already a thing?)

[epic-games-official]

our cashiers are grass-fed