Hal Fucking Strider Deserved A Body So He Could Da

I’m here for the real shitb

[givehalabodysohecandab]

Hey bastards I’m alive and I still love dabbing homestuck characters

[seagrot]

[captorations]

jesus is called a lord but anyone with even a passing knowledge of classpect theory will peg him as a muse of life straight away

[electric-nope]

Hey? I love you? But I’m going to break into your house and demand that you never make a post like this again

[captorations]

moses was a rogue of breath

[electric-nope]

This is your final warning.

[captorations]

eve was a thief of doom and there’s nothing you can do about it

[invisibleoctopus]

satan is the lord of doom which is the opposite master class of muse of life dont EVEN play

[captorations]

nah. satan is passive too. he tempts, but never acts. bard of doom

[karkittysbeats]

Okay, but is Eve really the thief of doom? I mean, she herself wasn’t very active at all. The only thing she ever stole she did while under the influence of what was probably the world’s first Vriska.

[captorations]

Vriska was constantly under the influence of others, but her decisions were still her own. And it’s more about what Eve’s story meant to the rest of humanity that defines her classpect. That said, I think I might stop responding to further comments on this post, because actual literal Satan being called “the world’s first Vriska” very nearly killed me on impact.

[dateakinsuggestions]

Date a robot kin who has trouble marking the “ I am not a robot” box

[alpha-dave-strider]

In earth C, now a robot Hal wants to have a pet, they have a full anime episode of him interacting with different animals to choose a pet but at the end even tho he liked all of them they didn't felt right to him. Right when he is about to give up alpha Dave comes up with an idea! Long story short, now, Hal has like 10 roombas, they all have names and different personalities and they are his children now Dirk!!! (Also he keeps calling them start of his robo army)

hal reprogram them to run into peoples feet and dresses them in various hats to differentiate between them. he’s extremely proud of himself.

[rubysapphrald]

i kept thinking last night about an au where dirk and hal are identical twins but “dirk” is actually hal and “hal” is actually dirk because when they were little they decided to switch places one day for a joke and just. never switched back. they forgot that they swapped at all and they just go the rest of their lives like that

[rubysapphrald]

GG: 01101100 01101111 01101111 01101011 00100000 01100001 01110100 00100000 01101101 01100101 00100000 01101001 01101101 00100000 01100010 01110010 01101111 01100010 01101111 01110100 0010000001101001 00100000 01100110 01101001 01100111 01101000 01110100 00100000 01100101 01110110 01100101 01110010 01111001 01110100 01101000 01101001 01101110 01100111 00100000 01100010 01100101 01100011 01100001 01110101 01110011 01100101 0010000001101001 01101101 0010000001110000 01110010 01101111 01100111 01110010 01100001 01101101 01101101 01100101 01100100 00100000 01110100 01101000 01100001 01110100 00100000 01110111 01100001 01111001 00100000 01100001 01101110 01100100 0010000001100001 01101101 0010000001110100 01101000 01100101 01110010 01100101 01100110 01101111 01110010 01100101 00100000 01101100 01100001 01101101 01100101 00100000

TT: 01010111 01101111 01110111 00101110 00100000 01000001 00100000 01100110 01101100 01100001 01110111 01101100 01100101 01110011 01110011 00100000 01101001 01101101 01110000 01110010 01100101 01110011 01110011 01101001 01101111 01101110 00101110 00100000 01010111 01101000 01101001 01100011 01101000 00100000 01101111 01100110 00100000 01110101 01110011 00100000 01101001 01110011 00100000 01110100 01101000 01100101 00100000 01110010 01100101 01100001 01101100 00100000 01000010 01110010 01101111 01100010 01101111 01110100 00111111

AA: 01101001 01110100 01110011 00100000 01110100 01110010 01110101 01100101 0010000001101001 00100000 01100011 01100001 01101110 01110100 00100000 01110100 01100101 01101100 01101100 0010000001110100 01101000 01100101 00100000 01100100 01101001 01100110 01100110 01100101 01110010 01100101 01101110 01100011 01100101

[pidgeydraws]

kids, but older and happy

[ddeeric]

we’ve hit Peak jade loves and treasures her friends

[davestrider-ebooks]

bye hal

[davestrider-ebooks]

who the hell gave the shitpost bot a body

[liquidstar]

Diminutive Halexander 

Literally just a bunch of panel edits of Dirk made into Lil Hal

[givehalabodysohecandab]

hal toener tiddy-pussy sasuke strider

[rob-walks-deactivated20210614]

[possumbreath]

You: why won’t you just let this meme die it’s not even that funny

Me: 

[crocobae]

nice

[b-dangerous]

Nice

[manafromheaven]

nice

[control-alt-gay]

Nice.

[ferealities]

Nice.

[anachronisticautumn]

You know that one scene from Milo Murphy’s Law