Ssstrike a Bargain, Pretty

(Hai gurl hai. I'm an independant roleplayer. Mainly in the Supernatural fandom, I guess. But I'll roleplay with anyone and everyone. If you would rather I start something, just message me and I can draw something up for you. <3 So just give me an ask and I'll do anything for you. I'm too friendly for my own good.)

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my contribution to munday.

I are casting a spell to make you go to my new account.

also I love you.

you love me too bitches.

say it. 

fucking say it.

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(I've been on my other blog too much akjfngadng.

tho everybody likes me better over there than on here so

I dunno what to do. :T

sigh. )

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GUYS GUYS I'M IN MIAMI I'll be on later. But I gotta chill with the beautiful women first. My friend is getting another tattoo so that may or may not happen for moi.

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askdeanwinchestah replied to your link: GO FOLLOW GOD YOU ASSHATS -

omfg you gem it’s Tosh

do you know how much fun it's going to be

having god make rape jokes

oh my god man

I'm going to hell

but it's worth it

my god is going to be the best tho.

I HOPE THAT MEANS YOU LIKE IT THO.

I AM TO PLEASURE YOU.

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Edited M!A: Black wings for a day.

Wings?

*poof!*

*topples over*

[givemeyourfirstborn-blog]

O-oh god. That’s… That’s a good one! Nice wings, kiddo.

/laughing so hard he can’t breath. 

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Haha.  You going to help me up?

[givemeyourfirstborn-blog]

And here I thought /I/ was the dumb one. 

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Rumpel.  Common, I can’t get up.  Fucking things keep getting in the way

[givemeyourfirstborn-blog]

Uhm.... duh.

Oh, fine, fine, quit with the pouty-face.

/helps him up with a sigh.

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guys so many people are liking the god post.

stop it nghgnghgngha,fgknalkgnwiuebv;svngjiwsdg

I'm not used to attention wah.

and all you asshats following me all of a sudden because of it

after I make the account I'll do 'blahblah started following you' starters for you all as a thank you and hello.

mkay back to your regular programming. 

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Edited M!A: Black wings for a day.

Wings?

*poof!*

*topples over*

[givemeyourfirstborn-blog]

O-oh god. That’s… That’s a good one! Nice wings, kiddo.

/laughing so hard he can’t breath. 

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Haha.  You going to help me up?

[givemeyourfirstborn-blog]

And here I thought /I/ was the dumb one. 

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Edited M!A: Black wings for a day.

Wings?

*poof!*

*topples over*

[givemeyourfirstborn-blog]

O-oh god. That's... That's a good one! Nice wings, kiddo.

/laughing so hard he can't breath. 

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"YOU ASSHATS!" God snarled, shaking both hands at the two Winchester brothers before him. He pointedly ignored their dumbass amount of trembling, merely guffawing and returning his gaze to the television. "You don't just gank God in Halo Reach."

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making a supernatural god account.

with Daniel Tosh as faceclaim

why, you ask?

because it’s a 

yeah I did that.

I’m thinking ‘daddyshomenow-kiddo’ as username.

I HAVE A FEELING I’M GONNA GET A LOT OF HATE ON THAT ACCOUNT BUT IDGAF.

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Damn I was going to make a God sideblog. xD 

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I've been planning this for a month or two now tho.

just finally got around to doing it.

can you imagine daniel tosh as god tho.

we'd all be so screwed.

at least we know where lucifer got his rebellious streak from

and gabriel his pranks and all that. 

[givemeyourfirstborn-blog]

making a supernatural god account.

with Daniel Tosh as faceclaim

why, you ask?

because it's a 

yeah I did that.

I'm thinking 'daddyshomenow-kiddo' as username.

I HAVE A FEELING I'M GONNA GET A LOT OF HATE ON THAT ACCOUNT BUT IDGAF.

[givemeyourfirstborn-blog]

hehehehehe.

guys but.

I'm so chill today.

My friend hooked me up and I'm just

whoop.

cloud nine or whatever

hahahaha.

anyway so. anyone rp? :T

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∞ [[EEEEVEN THOUGH CHARON DON'T HAVE NO PHONE]]

(RUMPS CAN DREAM)Boat Drinks - Jimmy Buffet (for texts)Son of a Son of a Sailor - Jimmy Buffet (for calls)( D'OH MY INNER GEEK CAME OUT TEEHEE)

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My Dad Watches The Human Centipede

Dad: well here goes

Dad: two blond chicks. This is gonna be good

Dad: dipshits never go in a stranger's house in fuckville, nowhereland

Dad: this is boring just gut them already Russian bear

Dad: oH MY GOD I LIED NOT BORING

Dad: when are they gonna die?

Dad: that Asian dude didn't sign up for this, did he?

Dad: maybe they should like tackle hug him

Dad: eat him like a snake

Dad: this gives 'this tastes like shit' a whole new meaning

Dad: OHMYGOD you know what would make this movie way better

Dad: Richard Speight Jr.

Papi: this movie is gay I'm going to sleep

Dad: five more minutes.

Papi: fine

Papi: the fuck did he come up with this idea?

Dad: well that was a dumb movie

Papi: let's watch the second one.

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