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Hi, I'm Catherine and I share a birthday with G Dragon. XiuChen fuck me up on the daily. I/ESTJ | Latina | Slytherin | Kpop | Drarry

[jongdaekink]

That’s big dick energy.

[the-memedaddy]

[whenxoxosmilesunshines]

jongdae’s face i can’t

[waltzfantasia-moved]

sgsdhds

[sadphonics]

Afafagsjsj

[juststemthings]

my uterus realizing we aren’t having a baby after building up a lining for three weeks:

[fuckyeahxiumin]

✻ coffee prince // do not edit. (1 / 2)

[tillerboomin]

Look at his face, lmaoo

[giveminseokmorelines]

IM GETTING READY TO CRY

[ohsehuns]

Baekhyun’s icecream disaster ’.ㅅ’ 🍦

[cephalotodd-deactivated20190310]

we should make fun of americans more. why dont their shops include tax in the price tag. like how much does this item cost? its a surprise :)

[moomoobooboo-deactivated2020102]

Honestly, tea. I’ve lived here my whole life and I have never once known what my total is gonna be at the register. Total fucking mystery.

[2-face]

im an ex-american living in new zealand for the past two years and it still never fails to blow my mind that i can take a $2 coin, walk up to a counter with two $1 items, and perform the expected transaction

[greekedtext]

this callout is completely deserved

[porkdo-bi]

PCY gifs 208/50: aigoo, look at those large ears ><

[dailyexo]

Xiumin - 180601 Incheon Airport, departing for Hong Kong

Credit: 뉴스엔/Newsen. (인천공항 출국)

[whitepeopletwitter]

The airport is a lawless place

[jehovahhthickness]

[hecallsmebelovedx-deactivated20]

imagínate que la gente piensa que tú tienes que ajustarte a lo que ellos quieran? que se jodan.

[partiallyvoid-mostlystars]

^^lmao

also?? English speakers speak only english around people that dont speak English at all and expect them to understand which is exactly what theyre complaining about so this is some racist BS and nobody cares

[prismatic-bell]

I’m bilingual. I work in a store now that’s mostly Latinx and also bilingual, but my first store had one of those White Girls (you know the kind–in love with Mike Huckabee, wants to abolish affirmative action, blamed every non-white person on staff for her own mistakes, thought immigrants–even legal immigrants–shouldn’t be allowed jobs) who used to get SO MAD when I’d take orders in Spanish because “I bet they’re saying mean things about me and it’s not fair they won’t do it to my face, they’re cowards.”

I don’t know how one gets “mean things” out of “dos tacos con tomates, una tostada y un Pepsi grande,” but she did, so I decided to make her wishes come true, and every time she’d get mad at Spanish speaking customers I’d tell them she was a puta ruda (rude bitch). Then I told her it meant beautiful American.

Best revenge: listening to her proudly tell Spanish-speaking customers “I’m a puta ruda!”

[shadowkat678]

Okay. This story wins.

[tomfordvelvetorchid-deactivated]

Lets unpack how much pedophilia influences beauty trends in so many places around the world

[rosewater1997]

let's play a game called "rate men"

[ronanwazlib]

au where everything is the same except sirius black is played by jonathan van ness from queer eye

[everythings-onfirebut-itsfine]

Harry: Wait, so Pettigrew actually betrayed my parents?

Sirius: