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🎈: Hey Lex. What’s the date today?

I dunno, fucking sixth?

🎈: SIX SEVEN SIX SEVEN

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Excuse me, sir?

Hm?

Why do you have scars on your neck?

*dramatic tone* Once I fought against the cursed troll wizard.. he tried ripping out my eyeballs and making me eat them, but he couldn’t even get close enough to gouge ‘em before I slit his throat, feeling him claw at my neck, and before he had the time to actually hurt me enough, I ripped out his tongue and then pulled out his intestines right out of his stomach. Ever since that day, it’s been said his ghost is out there.. waiting for my return to get REVENGE!

Woah.. really?

Nah, I got the scars from sliding down some rocks as a kid.

Oh. Well, that’s kinda lame.

🎈: You’re seriously telling a kid all that? Your story could’ve used more heroic words. Like awesome, heroic, and Flynn.

Glace.. Glace, keep on chewing the ice.

- Lex (he’s only encouraging this because it annoys Flynn lol)

You got it, bro. Want some?

🎈: Pssht, good luck gettin’ that guy to touch water.

Well, since the noise bothers you a lot, this may be an exception..

🎈: Go ahead and try, tough guy. *crosses his arms smugly*

*grabs ice cube and starts chewing as aggressively and obnoxiously as possible*

*joins in too*

🎈: Music to my ears. *forces a smug smile* Nice try, kiddos. But it’s gonna take a lot more than that to annoy me.

*grins widely* I guess you don’t mind if I play some Femtanyl then. *pulls out phone* Which one did you say was too much sound affects mashed together?

🎈: Don’t you DARE. Or else, uh…! I’ll use that green guy toy you like so much to… scratch my back! AND BELLY! AGAIN! AND IN OTHER PLACES!

… Did you use any of my figures to do that?

🎈: Noooo…

Glace.. Glace, keep on chewing the ice.

- Lex (he’s only encouraging this because it annoys Flynn lol)

You got it, bro. Want some?

🎈: Pssht, good luck gettin’ that guy to touch water.

Well, since the noise bothers you a lot, this may be an exception..

🎈: Go ahead and try, tough guy. *crosses his arms smugly*

*grabs ice cube and starts chewing as aggressively and obnoxiously as possible*

*joins in too*

🎈: Music to my ears. *forces a smug smile* Nice try, kiddos. But it’s gonna take a lot more than that to annoy me.

Glace.. Glace, keep on chewing the ice.

- Lex (he’s only encouraging this because it annoys Flynn lol)

You got it, bro. Want some?

🎈: Pssht, good luck gettin’ that guy to touch water.

Well, since the noise bothers you a lot, this may be an exception..

🎈: Go ahead and try, tough guy. *crosses his arms smugly*

👓: I don’t like energy drinks. Makes me feel like I’m having a heart attack.

Weka ass. I literally drink bleach.

Same. I hate the fizzy texture a lot. Also, too much sugar, disgusting.

👓: I can’t believe the person understanding me is a rabbit that has magic powers.

.. Dude. We live on floating islands, and Glace being able to shape-shift and shit is the thing confusing you?

Well I mean, look at Hugo. He’s a regular mabu that can cast spells. You can have magic powers, too.

👓: I’d rather not, thank you.

*confused, but shrugs*

Aight. I’m gonna go back to carving my 5th giant wooden Flynn now.

👓: I don’t like energy drinks. Makes me feel like I’m having a heart attack.

Weka ass. I literally drink bleach.

Same. I hate the fizzy texture a lot. Also, too much sugar, disgusting.

👓: I can’t believe the person understanding me is a rabbit that has magic powers.

.. Dude. We live on floating islands, and Glace being able to shape-shift and shit is the thing confusing you?

#based off that one swap force 3ds scene… iykyk

Well I mean, look at Hugo. He’s a regular mabu that can cast spells. You can have magic powers, too.

🎈: Monkey! There you are. Grab me that soda?

This is the worst nickname so far. Why monkeyyyy.

🎈: Aw c’mon, it’s cute!

angelxmyarin

Dad will call me a cheeky monkey sometimes.. Whats wrong with Monkey? - Finn

I’m a bunny not a stupid monkey.

🎈: *pinches her cheek* You’re my cute little bunny monkey baby.

*blushes and whines slightly* Daddyyy…

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Ok.. Well I'mma leave because this is clearly a family thing - Finn

🎈: Scram. No boy’s talking to my monkey. Especially you.

*shakes her head*

🎈: Monkey! There you are. Grab me that soda?

This is the worst nickname so far. Why monkeyyyy.

🎈: Aw c’mon, it’s cute!

angelxmyarin

Dad will call me a cheeky monkey sometimes.. Whats wrong with Monkey? - Finn

I’m a bunny not a stupid monkey.

🎈: *pinches her cheek* You’re my cute little bunny monkey baby.

*blushes and whines slightly* Daddyyy…

🎸: Hey, I think Lex told me some stuff about you. *holds out hand* I’m Ricky.

Oh, hey, Ricky. *shakes his hand* I’m Glace. What did they say about me?

🎸: All good things, don’t worry. Mostly either about you yapping about the Flynn guy or freezing his dumbass when he had it coming.

Okay, I didn’t say I had it coming.

🎸: Well.. you did have it coming, you’re an ass at times.

YOU’RE NOT ANY BETTER-

*chuckles* I honestly expected he’d say worse things. You seem cool, though.

🎸: Ay, thanks. You seem pretty cool yourself.

Well, I can be cool. *blows cold air into the room* Darn, me and my dad jokes. It’s all Flynn’s fault.

🎸: Speaking of Flynn, whats up with him and enchiladas? Your fam seems to treat it like it’s the next best thing since heavy metal.

I dunno, he says they remind him of his “handsome glory days.” Whatever that means. Oh, you like heavy metal, too? Sick!

🎸: Yeah, my old man fucking hates it, but who cares, he’s a dumb drunk piece of shit anyway. What’s your favorite bands?

Dang, sorry bout your dad there. Flynn is cool, he likes rock but not metal, which is close enough I guess. My favorites gotta be Korn, System of a Down and Rammstein.

🎸: Nice, Korn’s a good way to go. I personally really love Metallica and Iron Maiden.

Love em, too. Classics.

*Reese comes in chasing Dewey while holding a stick of dynamite. Glace isn’t even phased. Dewey hides behind Glace*

Here we go.

🎸: I’m guessing these are your brothers, if not, cousins?

Those dumbasses are her brothers, yeah.

🎸: Ah, okay.

Dewey: he ate Carl!

Reese: he shit on my pillow!

Yep, my brothers.

Reese: who are you calling a dumbass, dumbass? *stands inches from Lex*

You, you dumbass.

🎸: *sarcastic* Well, I take it you guys get along well.

Reese: I’ll kick your ass, you f slur-y little shit.

*sarcastic* Ohhh yeah, definitely.

“O-oh no, I’m so scared, oh you’re so scawy!” Eat a dick.

🎸: He’s one to talk, he looks gay.

Dewey: really gay.

Reese: YOU LITTLE-

*shields Dewey* Reese, just leave before Buzz gets here. And you-know-what-will-happen.

Dewey: I’ll shit twice on his pillow next time. For you guys. *innocent smile*

🎸: Hey, there’s nothing wrong with being gay, man, just admit it.

Reese: there’s nothing wrong with it, I’m just not gay!

🎸: Sure. *nods and pats his shoulder*

Reese: what do you mean SURE.

*Glace covers her mouth and giggles*

🎸: I mean “sure”, what do you think it means?

*trying not to laugh*

Reese: it means I bomb your-

🧨: Reese! There you are, when are you coming to ballet class? You’re late!

Reese: *blushes* CALI!

🎸: Ballet class? Good for you, it’s good for your coordination and balance!

*Glace giggles harder*

🧨: *holds his hand* Oh, come on, kids, don’t make fun of him. There’s nothing wrong with liking ballet.

Reese: I hate you! I don’t wanna gooo! *is being dragged*

🎸: Hey, I didn’t say there was anything bad about it, I said it was good for coordination!

*snickers* And you say I ragebait too much.

*sighs from laughing too much* That was great. That guy’s fruitier than a fruit bowl.

Dewey: *to Lex* I like your teeth.

Thanks, I sharpened them myself.

Dewey: cool! I wanna have sharp teeth so I can bite my stupid brother.

🎸: Hey, I think Lex told me some stuff about you. *holds out hand* I’m Ricky.

Oh, hey, Ricky. *shakes his hand* I’m Glace. What did they say about me?

🎸: All good things, don’t worry. Mostly either about you yapping about the Flynn guy or freezing his dumbass when he had it coming.

Okay, I didn’t say I had it coming.

🎸: Well.. you did have it coming, you’re an ass at times.

YOU’RE NOT ANY BETTER-

*chuckles* I honestly expected he’d say worse things. You seem cool, though.

🎸: Ay, thanks. You seem pretty cool yourself.

Well, I can be cool. *blows cold air into the room* Darn, me and my dad jokes. It’s all Flynn’s fault.

🎸: Speaking of Flynn, whats up with him and enchiladas? Your fam seems to treat it like it’s the next best thing since heavy metal.

I dunno, he says they remind him of his “handsome glory days.” Whatever that means. Oh, you like heavy metal, too? Sick!

🎸: Yeah, my old man fucking hates it, but who cares, he’s a dumb drunk piece of shit anyway. What’s your favorite bands?

Dang, sorry bout your dad there. Flynn is cool, he likes rock but not metal, which is close enough I guess. My favorites gotta be Korn, System of a Down and Rammstein.

🎸: Nice, Korn’s a good way to go. I personally really love Metallica and Iron Maiden.

Love em, too. Classics.

*Reese comes in chasing Dewey while holding a stick of dynamite. Glace isn’t even phased. Dewey hides behind Glace*

Here we go.

🎸: I’m guessing these are your brothers, if not, cousins?

Those dumbasses are her brothers, yeah.

🎸: Ah, okay.

Dewey: he ate Carl!

Reese: he shit on my pillow!

Yep, my brothers.

Reese: who are you calling a dumbass, dumbass? *stands inches from Lex*

You, you dumbass.

🎸: *sarcastic* Well, I take it you guys get along well.

Reese: I’ll kick your ass, you f slur-y little shit.

*sarcastic* Ohhh yeah, definitely.

“O-oh no, I’m so scared, oh you’re so scawy!” Eat a dick.

🎸: He’s one to talk, he looks gay.

Dewey: really gay.

Reese: YOU LITTLE-

*shields Dewey* Reese, just leave before Buzz gets here. And you-know-what-will-happen.

Dewey: I’ll shit twice on his pillow next time. For you guys. *innocent smile*

🎸: Hey, there’s nothing wrong with being gay, man, just admit it.

Reese: there’s nothing wrong with it, I’m just not gay!

🎸: Sure. *nods and pats his shoulder*

Reese: what do you mean SURE.

*Glace covers her mouth and giggles*

🎸: I mean “sure”, what do you think it means?

*trying not to laugh*

Reese: it means I bomb your-

🧨: Reese! There you are, when are you coming to ballet class? You’re late!

Reese: *blushes* CALI!

🎸: Ballet class? Good for you, it’s good for your coordination and balance!

*Glace giggles harder*

🧨: *holds his hand* Oh, come on, kids, don’t make fun of him. There’s nothing wrong with liking ballet.

Reese: I hate you! I don’t wanna gooo! *is being dragged*

🎸: Hey, I didn’t say there was anything bad about it, I said it was good for coordination!

*snickers* And you say I ragebait too much.

*sighs from laughing too much* That was great. That guy’s fruitier than a fruit bowl.

Dewey: *to Lex* I like your teeth.

🎸: Hey, I think Lex told me some stuff about you. *holds out hand* I’m Ricky.

Oh, hey, Ricky. *shakes his hand* I’m Glace. What did they say about me?

🎸: All good things, don’t worry. Mostly either about you yapping about the Flynn guy or freezing his dumbass when he had it coming.

Okay, I didn’t say I had it coming.

🎸: Well.. you did have it coming, you’re an ass at times.

YOU’RE NOT ANY BETTER-

*chuckles* I honestly expected he’d say worse things. You seem cool, though.

🎸: Ay, thanks. You seem pretty cool yourself.

Well, I can be cool. *blows cold air into the room* Darn, me and my dad jokes. It’s all Flynn’s fault.

🎸: Speaking of Flynn, whats up with him and enchiladas? Your fam seems to treat it like it’s the next best thing since heavy metal.

I dunno, he says they remind him of his “handsome glory days.” Whatever that means. Oh, you like heavy metal, too? Sick!

🎸: Yeah, my old man fucking hates it, but who cares, he’s a dumb drunk piece of shit anyway. What’s your favorite bands?

Dang, sorry bout your dad there. Flynn is cool, he likes rock but not metal, which is close enough I guess. My favorites gotta be Korn, System of a Down and Rammstein.

🎸: Nice, Korn’s a good way to go. I personally really love Metallica and Iron Maiden.

Love em, too. Classics.

*Reese comes in chasing Dewey while holding a stick of dynamite. Glace isn’t even phased. Dewey hides behind Glace*

Here we go.

🎸: I’m guessing these are your brothers, if not, cousins?

Those dumbasses are her brothers, yeah.

🎸: Ah, okay.

Dewey: he ate Carl!

Reese: he shit on my pillow!

Yep, my brothers.

Reese: who are you calling a dumbass, dumbass? *stands inches from Lex*

You, you dumbass.

🎸: *sarcastic* Well, I take it you guys get along well.

Reese: I’ll kick your ass, you f slur-y little shit.

*sarcastic* Ohhh yeah, definitely.

“O-oh no, I’m so scared, oh you’re so scawy!” Eat a dick.

🎸: He’s one to talk, he looks gay.

Dewey: really gay.

Reese: YOU LITTLE-

*shields Dewey* Reese, just leave before Buzz gets here. And you-know-what-will-happen.

Dewey: I’ll shit twice on his pillow next time. For you guys. *innocent smile*

🎸: Hey, there’s nothing wrong with being gay, man, just admit it.

Reese: there’s nothing wrong with it, I’m just not gay!

🎸: Sure. *nods and pats his shoulder*

Reese: what do you mean SURE.

*Glace covers her mouth and giggles*

🎸: I mean “sure”, what do you think it means?

*trying not to laugh*

Reese: it means I bomb your-

🧨: Reese! There you are, when are you coming to ballet class? You’re late!

Reese: *blushes* CALI!

🎸: Ballet class? Good for you, it’s good for your coordination and balance!

*Glace giggles harder*

🧨: *holds his hand* Oh, come on, kids, don’t make fun of him. There’s nothing wrong with liking ballet.

Reese: I hate you! I don’t wanna gooo! *is being dragged*

🎸: Hey, I think Lex told me some stuff about you. *holds out hand* I’m Ricky.

Oh, hey, Ricky. *shakes his hand* I’m Glace. What did they say about me?

🎸: All good things, don’t worry. Mostly either about you yapping about the Flynn guy or freezing his dumbass when he had it coming.

Okay, I didn’t say I had it coming.

🎸: Well.. you did have it coming, you’re an ass at times.

YOU’RE NOT ANY BETTER-

*chuckles* I honestly expected he’d say worse things. You seem cool, though.

🎸: Ay, thanks. You seem pretty cool yourself.

Well, I can be cool. *blows cold air into the room* Darn, me and my dad jokes. It’s all Flynn’s fault.

🎸: Speaking of Flynn, whats up with him and enchiladas? Your fam seems to treat it like it’s the next best thing since heavy metal.

I dunno, he says they remind him of his “handsome glory days.” Whatever that means. Oh, you like heavy metal, too? Sick!

🎸: Yeah, my old man fucking hates it, but who cares, he’s a dumb drunk piece of shit anyway. What’s your favorite bands?

Dang, sorry bout your dad there. Flynn is cool, he likes rock but not metal, which is close enough I guess. My favorites gotta be Korn, System of a Down and Rammstein.

🎸: Nice, Korn’s a good way to go. I personally really love Metallica and Iron Maiden.

Love em, too. Classics.

*Reese comes in chasing Dewey while holding a stick of dynamite. Glace isn’t even phased. Dewey hides behind Glace*

Here we go.

🎸: I’m guessing these are your brothers, if not, cousins?

Those dumbasses are her brothers, yeah.

🎸: Ah, okay.

Dewey: he ate Carl!

Reese: he shit on my pillow!

Yep, my brothers.

Reese: who are you calling a dumbass, dumbass? *stands inches from Lex*

You, you dumbass.

🎸: *sarcastic* Well, I take it you guys get along well.

Reese: I’ll kick your ass, you f slur-y little shit.

*sarcastic* Ohhh yeah, definitely.

“O-oh no, I’m so scared, oh you’re so scawy!” Eat a dick.

🎸: He’s one to talk, he looks gay.

Dewey: really gay.

Reese: YOU LITTLE-

*shields Dewey* Reese, just leave before Buzz gets here. And you-know-what-will-happen.

Dewey: I’ll shit twice on his pillow next time. For you guys. *innocent smile*

🎸: Hey, there’s nothing wrong with being gay, man, just admit it.

Reese: there’s nothing wrong with it, I’m just not gay!

🎸: Sure. *nods and pats his shoulder*

Reese: what do you mean SURE.

*Glace covers her mouth and giggles*

🎸: I mean “sure”, what do you think it means?

*trying not to laugh*

Reese: it means I bomb your-

🧨: Reese! There you are, when are you coming to ballet class? You’re late!

Reese: *blushes* CALI!

🎸: Hey, I think Lex told me some stuff about you. *holds out hand* I’m Ricky.

Oh, hey, Ricky. *shakes his hand* I’m Glace. What did they say about me?

🎸: All good things, don’t worry. Mostly either about you yapping about the Flynn guy or freezing his dumbass when he had it coming.

Okay, I didn’t say I had it coming.

🎸: Well.. you did have it coming, you’re an ass at times.

YOU’RE NOT ANY BETTER-

*chuckles* I honestly expected he’d say worse things. You seem cool, though.

🎸: Ay, thanks. You seem pretty cool yourself.

Well, I can be cool. *blows cold air into the room* Darn, me and my dad jokes. It’s all Flynn’s fault.

🎸: Speaking of Flynn, whats up with him and enchiladas? Your fam seems to treat it like it’s the next best thing since heavy metal.

I dunno, he says they remind him of his “handsome glory days.” Whatever that means. Oh, you like heavy metal, too? Sick!

🎸: Yeah, my old man fucking hates it, but who cares, he’s a dumb drunk piece of shit anyway. What’s your favorite bands?

Dang, sorry bout your dad there. Flynn is cool, he likes rock but not metal, which is close enough I guess. My favorites gotta be Korn, System of a Down and Rammstein.

🎸: Nice, Korn’s a good way to go. I personally really love Metallica and Iron Maiden.

Love em, too. Classics.

*Reese comes in chasing Dewey while holding a stick of dynamite. Glace isn’t even phased. Dewey hides behind Glace*

Here we go.

🎸: I’m guessing these are your brothers, if not, cousins?

Those dumbasses are her brothers, yeah.

🎸: Ah, okay.

Dewey: he ate Carl!

Reese: he shit on my pillow!

Yep, my brothers.

Reese: who are you calling a dumbass, dumbass? *stands inches from Lex*

You, you dumbass.

🎸: *sarcastic* Well, I take it you guys get along well.

Reese: I’ll kick your ass, you f slur-y little shit.

*sarcastic* Ohhh yeah, definitely.

“O-oh no, I’m so scared, oh you’re so scawy!” Eat a dick.

🎸: He’s one to talk, he looks gay.

Dewey: really gay.

Reese: YOU LITTLE-

*shields Dewey* Reese, just leave before Buzz gets here. And you-know-what-will-happen.

Dewey: I’ll shit twice on his pillow next time. For you guys. *innocent smile*

🎸: Hey, there’s nothing wrong with being gay, man, just admit it.

Reese: there’s nothing wrong with it, I’m just not gay!

🎸: Sure. *nods and pats his shoulder*

Reese: what do you mean SURE.

*Glace covers her mouth and giggles*

🎸: Hey, I think Lex told me some stuff about you. *holds out hand* I’m Ricky.

Oh, hey, Ricky. *shakes his hand* I’m Glace. What did they say about me?

🎸: All good things, don’t worry. Mostly either about you yapping about the Flynn guy or freezing his dumbass when he had it coming.

Okay, I didn’t say I had it coming.

🎸: Well.. you did have it coming, you’re an ass at times.

YOU’RE NOT ANY BETTER-

*chuckles* I honestly expected he’d say worse things. You seem cool, though.

🎸: Ay, thanks. You seem pretty cool yourself.

Well, I can be cool. *blows cold air into the room* Darn, me and my dad jokes. It’s all Flynn’s fault.

🎸: Speaking of Flynn, whats up with him and enchiladas? Your fam seems to treat it like it’s the next best thing since heavy metal.

I dunno, he says they remind him of his “handsome glory days.” Whatever that means. Oh, you like heavy metal, too? Sick!

🎸: Yeah, my old man fucking hates it, but who cares, he’s a dumb drunk piece of shit anyway. What’s your favorite bands?

Dang, sorry bout your dad there. Flynn is cool, he likes rock but not metal, which is close enough I guess. My favorites gotta be Korn, System of a Down and Rammstein.

🎸: Nice, Korn’s a good way to go. I personally really love Metallica and Iron Maiden.

Love em, too. Classics.

*Reese comes in chasing Dewey while holding a stick of dynamite. Glace isn’t even phased. Dewey hides behind Glace*

Here we go.

🎸: I’m guessing these are your brothers, if not, cousins?

Those dumbasses are her brothers, yeah.

🎸: Ah, okay.

Dewey: he ate Carl!

Reese: he shit on my pillow!

Yep, my brothers.

Reese: who are you calling a dumbass, dumbass? *stands inches from Lex*

You, you dumbass.

🎸: *sarcastic* Well, I take it you guys get along well.

Reese: I’ll kick your ass, you f slur-y little shit.

*sarcastic* Ohhh yeah, definitely.

“O-oh no, I’m so scared, oh you’re so scawy!” Eat a dick.

🎸: He’s one to talk, he looks gay.

Dewey: really gay.

Reese: YOU LITTLE-

*shields Dewey* Reese, just leave before Buzz gets here. And you-know-what-will-happen.

Dewey: I’ll shit twice on his pillow next time. For you guys. *innocent smile*

🎸: Hey, there’s nothing wrong with being gay, man, just admit it.

Reese: there’s nothing wrong with it, I’m just not gay!

🎸: Hey, I think Lex told me some stuff about you. *holds out hand* I’m Ricky.

Oh, hey, Ricky. *shakes his hand* I’m Glace. What did they say about me?

🎸: All good things, don’t worry. Mostly either about you yapping about the Flynn guy or freezing his dumbass when he had it coming.

Okay, I didn’t say I had it coming.

🎸: Well.. you did have it coming, you’re an ass at times.

YOU’RE NOT ANY BETTER-

*chuckles* I honestly expected he’d say worse things. You seem cool, though.

🎸: Ay, thanks. You seem pretty cool yourself.

Well, I can be cool. *blows cold air into the room* Darn, me and my dad jokes. It’s all Flynn’s fault.

🎸: Speaking of Flynn, whats up with him and enchiladas? Your fam seems to treat it like it’s the next best thing since heavy metal.

I dunno, he says they remind him of his “handsome glory days.” Whatever that means. Oh, you like heavy metal, too? Sick!

🎸: Yeah, my old man fucking hates it, but who cares, he’s a dumb drunk piece of shit anyway. What’s your favorite bands?

Dang, sorry bout your dad there. Flynn is cool, he likes rock but not metal, which is close enough I guess. My favorites gotta be Korn, System of a Down and Rammstein.

🎸: Nice, Korn’s a good way to go. I personally really love Metallica and Iron Maiden.

Love em, too. Classics.

*Reese comes in chasing Dewey while holding a stick of dynamite. Glace isn’t even phased. Dewey hides behind Glace*

Here we go.

🎸: I’m guessing these are your brothers, if not, cousins?

Those dumbasses are her brothers, yeah.

🎸: Ah, okay.