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"Which shuck's been eatin' my cake?"

#x. open.#yo.#my internet's not good enough to try to roleplay #so i'm just going to bung out a bunch of starters #every few days #love me

groupbsonya

"Hey Frypan, how do Grievers like their eggs?… Terrifried”

gladecook

"Maybe you should leave the jokes to me."

#groupbsonya #x. v: undt.#i'm laughing omg

shuckugly

Thomas tries to tell gladecook that ‘It isn’t what it looks like, I swear!’

shuckugly

As far as Thomas can tell, everyone else in the Homestead is fast asleep. From across the room, he can hear Chuck’s steady breathing, but other than that… silence. Pure, blissful silence. Until the sound of his stomach interrupts it.

After that, the only logical thing to do is to tiptoe to the kitchen, rifling through the food supply before he finds something that looks appetizing. Something that seems to be specifically for breakfast for tomorrow. His stomach grumbles again, practically begging to be fed, and Thomas convinces himself that Frypan won’t notice.

Of course, that thought— along with Thomas taking the first bite— is followed by the sound of a throat being cleared behind him. Despite his full mouth, Thomas does his best to hide his midnight snack. “Vis ishn’t vhat it loo’s like, ah shwear.” he manages.

gladecook

Knowing when someone was in his kitchen was almost like a sixth sense to the keeper. He could be knocked out and snoring like a buggin' pig and he'd still know someone was pinching his food. Slowly he raised from his hammock, eyes narrowing as he scanned the others around him, checking for any that were empty.

Just one, but he wasn't going to try and guess who it belonged to. Instead he stood, heading for the homestead, for his kitchen; for the culprit. Not even WICKED could save their poor soul from the wrath he was going to lay on them at pinching his food; especially in the middle of the night.

At the sight of Thomas stood there, caught red handed in every sense of the word, Frypan's hands moved to his hips, not even trying to hide the look of disapproval on his face.

"I ain't a dumb shank, if it quacks like a duck. You know how long we've been waitin' for buggin' bread to come up through the box? And now it's all been stuffed in your shuck mouth, what do you think the other boys're gonna say when I dish out eggs and no toast tomorrow, huh?"

#shuckugly #x. v: keeper of the food.#i'm laughing so hard omg

roguerunnertom replied to your post:roguerunnertom replied to your post:roguerunnertom...

that’s okay. i would casually cry over thomas though out the books. i understand.

if i'm crying now though, what am i going to be like for the rest of the book. holy shit.

#roguerunnertom #x. ball-less.

i don't even want to fucking know what's in the envelope.

#x. ball-less.#the death cure spoilers.#tdc spoilers #spoilers

roguerunnertom replied to your post:roguerunnertom replied to your post:one more...

//omg i always get to the really sad bits of stuff when i’m in public places. the only exception being TIFOS because I read it in a day on Christmas.

i'm not even on a sad bit though. like, i'm just crying over newt casually because he hurts my soul.

#roguerunnertom #x. ball-less.

medjack-b19 replied to your post:roguerunnertom replied to your post:one more...

I WAS PRACTICALLY CRYING AND THE STEWARDESS ON THE PLANE GV ME A TISSUE NOT KIDDING

I was on the plane ride from Perth to Cairns and I was writing my own story on my laptop, and made myself cry and the stewardess came and sat next to me and asked what was wrong and i gave her my laptop and she cried too. Fucking Maria the stewardess. She was bae.

#medjackb19 #x. ball-less.#the highest of fives for crying on a plane

roguerunnertom replied to your post:one more chapter before bed, she said. i need a...

//at least you aren’t in public at school crying with people staring

oh and that other time when i was reading the fault in our stars at work before i was due to go out on shift and there was like 30 people in the room waiting for their team leaders and i was in tears over a swingset.

#roguerunnertom #x. ball-less.#lbr by the time i get to the actual meant to be sad bits #i'm probably going to be in perth.

medjack-b19 replied to your post:one more chapter before bed, she said. i need a...

omfg good luck bro at least u aint in a car with ur mum *memories ahhhh*

remember that time i read divergent on the bus and broke down over will and tris' mum and dad's deaths and an old lady gave me a hug? yeah good times.

#medjackb19 #x. ball-less.

#i'm literally in tears rn.#and i'm not even fucking on a chapter worth crying about.#i hate this book #x. ball-less.#the death cure btw.

ayye. i literally wanted to go to bed like three hours ago but i stayed up because you guys are hella and i just spent like ten minutes making this shitty ass offline banner. ANYWHO; i shall be off now.

drafts: two. starters: a whole bunch.

like this for a starter tomorrow.

#x. ball-less.