gladysaurus

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What therapy is really like

Me: i wanna get hit by a car Her: what kind of car?

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Someone left their dogs outside the cafe

[mwnslw]

pug date

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‪Happy Halloween from me and whoever this hero is who wore a costume to work… at the DMV.‬

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(via sami_grayce)

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Why has this got so many notes what the fuck Tumblr

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1) It’s title says something 2) The pictures provide what the title says 3) It ends with someone dramatically looking toward the camera

[oswednesday]

cause its funny look how thin that watermelon is its just flapping in the wind thats absurd

[muckkles]

dwayne “the dwayne” dwayne

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reblogging for the sheer Halloween ambiance of these pics

[365daysofhalloween]

!!!!

[sarenderpity]

The black cats are witches that summoned their pumpkin friend for a cuddle party

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Someone left their dogs outside the cafe

[mwnslw]

pug date

[doctorbeth]

Pooh Bear

I see many Winnie the Poohs at the hospital (aka Winnie aka Pooh aka Pooh Bear), as you may guess.  Many look like this, a bit flat and with small wounds, designed to have a removable shirt:

They come for spas:

New hearts and stuffing:

And plumping up so they have a proper belly again:

Sometimes they look like this:

A bit more loved… or as his person said, in more “desperate condition”.

He also had a spa (not everyone does):

As you may’ve noticed, he needed a new nose and there were several options:

His heart had a pooh on it as well as some magic from a heffalump:

And after a bit of arm and smile surgery, soon he was healthy and ready to fly home:

His person wrote “He looks wonderful!”

The final Pooh I’m going to show you today just flew home yesterday.  He is always called Pooh Bear.  He is 14 years old and showed every year of hugs.  

Here are the photos his person’s mom sent for diagnosis:

As you can see, Pooh Bear was a bit flat and a bit gray.  He came in for a spa:

Got new stuffing and a magical Heffalump heart to preserve a bit of his original stuffing:

And finally was clean and plump and fluffy and ready to fly home:

He could even sit on his own!  His people said his chubbiness was perfect and as I said, he flew home yesterday!

[theawesomeadventurer]

this blog is singlehandedly curing my depression

[childhoodruiner]

Please allow this gifset of Jeff Goldblum holding a tiny sleeping puppy to bless your Dashboard.

[everydaylouie]

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This is weirdly cute and enchanting

[awed-frog]

BBC3 Comedy: “Yeah, but where are you really from?” 

[Starring Natasha Vasandani & Toby Williams. Written by Tasha Dhanraj & Hannah George. Directed by Hannah George.]