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The tea is HOT

i had the best human interaction of all time last night. i was sitting at a bar eating an appetizer and this guy comes up to order a drink and stares at my food and comments how good it looks. when i am drunk i use the word bitch like it is a comma, i plug it into any space in a sentence possible. so naturally the first thing i say to this stranger is, “go ahead and take one, bitch.”

he looks SO shocked and taken aback and goes “what did you just say? how do you know my name?” so i sit there for a moment trying to figure out what the fuck he is talking about, and then go, “…. bitch?” and he looks so relieved and tells me his name is mitch.

i cannot stop thinking about this. oh my god. imagine going into a bar and someone you know for a fact youve never met approaches you and says “go ahead and take one, mitch.” im cracking the fuck up. he looked like he thought this was the fucking truman show

bienenkiste

same

fiddleabout

#st elrond where are my keys

life

From a 1951 unpublished photo essay about Nipper the corn eating cat. According to the notes in our archives, “Nipper is a large, orange cat of no particularly distinguished lineage. In fact his owner, Dorothy Brinn, describes him as “just a cat” — who has an uncontrollable enthusiasm for eating buttered corn on the cob.“ Nipper is pictured here enjoying his favorite snack at home on the kitchen table. (Allan Grant—The LIFE Picture Collection/Getty Images) #wildLIFEwednesday #catsofinstagram https://www.instagram.com/p/BnEG48fh9WC/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1hxfvfkcj8o7g

clauderains

Christoph Waltz and his roles [2009-12].

rodarte

Magic Backstage (ph: Joseph Free).

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Hands up if you’re still mad that Christianity took over most of the world, displacing the ancient local religions and destroying records of them so we’ll never know the details about them

gaelofthegrove

I’m not mad about that as much as I am that Christianity took lessons about unconditional love, forgiveness and kindness and turned it into a worldwide conglomerate of guilt, shame, judgement and hate that is literally crippling innocent children for life- all over the planet for generations upon generations.

#LOLZ

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ccavill

Miss Fame & Violet Chachki for C☆NDY Issue 9

evilrashida

Thierry Mugler Spring/Summer 1984

despicablewench

it’s still so wild to me that john mulaney is only 35 years old because whenever he tells stories about his childhood i can’t help but picture him in like the 1960s playing baseball and going to the malt shop and saying things like “why i oughta”