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Snuggle attack. Please send help. #catsofinstagram #furbaby #bros

#catsofinstagram #furbaby #bros

Oh, hi. I'm an interloper. #catsofinstagram #furbaby

#catsofinstagram #furbaby

Happy Sunday from my fluffy belly to yours. #catsofinstagram #furbaby

#catsofinstagram #furbaby

Opening my Christmas presents is going pretty well so far. #unicorn #bathrobe @vforrestal I love you.

#bathrobe #unicorn

Kitty loves his blanket. #catsofinstagram #furbaby #lir

#catsofinstagram #furbaby #lir

Sunday snuggles part 2. #catsofinstagram #furbaby #charlie

#charlie #catsofinstagram #furbaby

Sunday snuggles. #catsofinstagram #furbaby #lir

#catsofinstagram #furbaby #lir

Early fall walk in the park. #pawtuckaway

#pawtuckaway

Found Bigfoot. #bostonbookfest

#bostonbookfest

Viewfinding at the #librarytestkitchen #NELA2014

#librarytestkitchen #nela2014

Morning. #6years

#6years

Looking forward to this one. #rooms #fridayreads

#fridayreads #rooms

swarthyvillain

You’re born with a ton of fucks to give, so you spend them like a kid with a credit card. You give fucks about your friends, about your grades, about your fashion sense, about strangers’ opinions. You give way too many fucks about way too many things. You have so many. Then, as you get older, you have maybe 10 fucks per month, so you learn to budget them. You allocate fucks to family and career, but there aren’t enough fucks to give to the newest fads. Oh, someone at work has something they need my help with that’s outside my job title? I’ll do my best to allocate some fucks, but this month is pretty tight. Then, as you get even older, you’re down to 1-2 fucks per month, and those fucks are pretty damn precious. You give them to your family and your hobbies and your job, and that’s kinda it. It’s not your fault – fucks expire too quickly. I would’ve liked to save my fucks from when I was younger but I can’t. Then, you hit fuck insolvency. You’re getting like 1 fuck a year, and you have to make it last. So you go without, and even previously fuck-worthy things, you just can’t give a fuck. Some people run out really quickly, Some people have a fuck trust fund that pays out a decent amount even into old age. But at some point, the fuck faucet runs completely dry and you’re out of fucks to give. It’s just basic Fuckonomics.

-Unknown English Teacher (via swarthyvillain)

I’ve never read anything more fucking true in my whole fucking life.

Fuck.

(via robinade)

Well if this isn’t fucking meta…I don’t know what is.

(via spookychan)