just don&#x27;t give up;

I have amazing news!

I know! I’m so excited and I don’t know why I didn’t think of it before. I have already paid my homage to the great Barbra Streisand via Fanny Brice so it’s only natural that I now move on to revive a role performed by both Ethel Merman and Bernadette Peters. I haven’t quite decided on the song yet and I would obviously value your opinion as this audition has to be perfect.

While I, and the rest of New York, are forever waiting and hoping for your return, however brief, I think we should perhaps postpone celebrations until I earn the part. I would hate to feel the warmth of success and adulation for only a brief time before it’s snatched away again and I am forced into the cold, and disgusting, world of a diner worker again.

Well, I suppose you're right to want to put a hold on that... How about a trip to play angel on your shoulder and help pick out sheet music for the perfect audition piece. You have to get that part. It's made for you.

#c: rachel #c #rachel

I have amazing news!

The birth of the one and only Ms. Streisand has shone down and afforded me the last minute reprieve I needed to return to my previous status as the star of Manhattan! As I’m sure all of my fans and followers will already know, I was cruelly forced to work during Barbra’s birthday (despite an impeccably organised protest made on my part) and so in order to register my indignation I refused to perform anything that wasn’t from the Streisand oeuvre. It was during a particularly heartfelt and moving rendition of The Way We Were that the Barry Weissler noticed my considerable talents. For those of you who are unfortunately ignorant on all things Broadway, he was the producer behind the most recent Tony award winning production of Pippin alongside his wife Fran, as well as receiving five other Tony awards in their considerably lengthy and successful time on the Great White Way. He loved me so much that he has invited me to audition for the role of Annie in their revival of Annie Get Your Gun!

Annie Oakley was a role played by both Ethel Merman and Bernadette Peters in their respective illustrious careers so it is only natural that I should be the one to revive her on Broadway after a nearly twenty year hiatus. This does mean that unfortunately I will be slightly less accessible over the upcoming weeks as I prepare for the audition that could make or break my career. I hardly need to stress the honour and prestige that comes with being chosen to lead six times Tony winners’ show and I can only ensure that by making sure my audition is perfect. I would hate to let both my beloved fans down, or Ms. Streisand when she so generously gifted me with such an amazing opportunity on her birthday. You could be reading the post of the next Annie Oakley, and inevitably Tony Award winner, and I can’t wait to tread the boards again. There truly is, after all, no business like show business.

Rach, what? That's... that's amazing.

What are you planning on auditioning with? Tell me everything.

If I dare say it, this might be a celebration worth popping back in the city for. Maybe over dinner?

#rachel #c: rachel #c

TEXT MESSAGE → ELIOTT GILBERT

KURT: You have no idea how special that makes me feel.

KURT: Thank you.

ELLIOTT: You should feel special already, Mr. Hot Shot.

ELLIOTT: Just remember to mention me in that Tony acceptance speech.

#text: kurt #text

Another wonderful Friday in Paris.

It usually means I never get to see or talk to some person again. Unfortunately, that doesn’t apply in this situation, but at least I get some sort of useful information out of it.

#c: sebastian #sebastian #c

Yeah, well, I'm none too happy about it, either.

TEXT MESSAGE → ELIOTT GILBERT

KURT: Would you actually come and see a show?

KURT: You know you don't have to come down just for me.

ELLIOTT: Of course I would. Don't be ridiculous.

ELLIOTT: Kurt, you're one of my good friends, and if that isn't reason enough to leave Jersey for the city for a weekend (not that one ever needs good reason) -- I don't know what is.

#text #text: kurt #kurt

Oh, well, I’ll make sure I improve my tattoo-related vernacular before you get your next one then.

While my career seems to be as doomed as the majority of the cast of Les Mis, I suppose I’m fine and my job back at the diner continues to be thrilling. How are you? I hope you have at least some good news so I can continue to watch my friends flourish while I become a nobody who people continually mix up with that girl from 2 Broke Girls.

evansftw-deactivated20200121

Well... Unfortunately, i've got no good news for you. Still working at the record store up here. No sign of be moving back to the city any time soon.

But hey -- at least maybe we can recreate Two Broke Girls together? Maybe also a tad bit Will and Grace, but a tad bit less offensive.

#c: rachel #rachel #c

Well, it’s awesome either way. If I ever wanted one of those things, I don’t think I’d be brave enough for one that big.

Sleeves are definitely not for everyone.

#c: sam #sam #c

Another wonderful Friday in Paris.

If that’s your memory then I definitely did a good enough job.

#c: sebastian #sebastian #c

A good job? Ominous.

yourqueenlopez

All my eyes saw were discount. You can count me in.

Ooof course. How is LA, anyway?

#c #c: santana #santana

Another wonderful Friday in Paris.

There’s no pretentiousness in enjoying the city you live in, I believe.

#c: sebastian #c #sebastian #//sarcasm font

Right. I forgot it was just my memory of your voice in general.

How I've missed it.

Another wonderful Friday in Paris.

The occasional rainfall was absolutely not appreciated, but at least the sky’s clear at the moment and that’s what matters the most. Otherwise a run in Jardin du Luxembourg would be a dreadful task.

#c: sebastian #c #sebastian

Incredible. You know, I can almost hear the pretentiousness falling from your lips.

evansftw-deactivated20200121

Good to know. Does it mean anything special or stuff?

None too special. Just a design I've been thinking of. I've already got the special ones.

#sam #c #c: sam

yourqueenlopez

It definitely makes me want to get another.

Well, if you ever find yourself back on the eat coast and in need of one, come my way. I'm always here for a hand to squeeze and a bit of a discount.

#c: santana #c #santana

I’m not entirely sure what vocabulary is usually associated with describing tattoos but I thought it had your usual dramatic flair. I think Noah would probably describe it as ‘badass’ if that’s more fitting?

Well, that would be a tad bit more fitting, if we're really getting specific.

But enough about that. How has my favorite diva been?

#c: rachel #rachel #c

k--anderson

Rehearsals are exhausting.

k--anderson

I tend to be busy all the time these days, but I like it. If I were sitting around not doing anything, I think it’d feel worse than being tired all the time. Mostly I’m just glad I have Blaine to come home to and a fulfilling career and all of my wonderful friends surrounding me.