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Misplaced Lens Cap
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@qqsmorgan
Sure it is. It all depends on how you do it.Â
No... no, it actually doesn't. Creative writing is writing that's not linked with journalism or anything in profession. To say that you're a creative writer without actually writing stories of your own is plain wrong.
I think showing off is for the younger players. I leave that to Oscar.Â
You keep calling yourself older, I dunno why you'd do that.
If the bloke wants a dominatrix, he’s gonna need to find a different lass for that. That ain’t my scene.
Oh, well... that's kind of not what I thought, but who knows. In any case, I think he knew you wouldn't go for it, just a bit of a joker.
Maybe it’s a commentary on how long and dry Muggle life is. I don’t see what there is to be interested about. There’s no upside to being a Muggle.
You don't know that, you're no muggle yourself. I mean, I'm not saying it's any better than our lives, but it can't be that bad, right?Â
My team is always good. If you’re not a fan yet, I don’t know if you ever will be.
Okay, maybe you need to be better than good. A bit of flair wouldn't hurt, show off to the crowd and all.
Gossip is what I’m good at, though. I’m a creative writer, not a journalist.Â
Funny, thought writing for a paper makes you a journalist. Gossip's not creative writing, either, mate.
Doesn’t look like anyone’s missing a shoe. What were you trying to summon, miss Rhian?
Who knows where it came from, then. To be honest, I was feeling guilty about missing a trash bin back there, wanted to get it in now.
I guess. A lot of people hate me for it, so I’m kind of used to it.Â
Tells you something, doesn't it? You could be earning a living writing something other than gossip, Merlin knows there's plenty to write about.
Alright, the burrito thing makes up for it. Even if you’re not an Arrows fan.Â
You are cruel, Dodderidge. You know, fans can be swayed at times, if the team is good enough in a season.
If he wants my hands on him, he’d probably be happy me slappin’ him across the face, dontcha think?
After that pick-up line, I think yes. Might be he likes that, though, who knows. Or he's just a superfan willing to suffer.
Collecting mushrooms? That’s appropriately peasant of them. Mushrooms vile things, not to mention that the majority of them are poisonous. Sometimes I’m under the impression that Muggles have some kind of fixation on death. It would explain their choice of traveling by car.
I think there might've been a better purpose for him walking on and on, but I never got to figuring it out so I can't be sure. Better a car than a motor on two wheels, but it's all the same. Brooms are much safer in any case, but they don't have those or apparition. Much as I'm interested in their world, I don't think it be great to live in.
Westenberg showed me this weird number game on her device. It was mildly entertaining for a while before the screen went black. It asked me to slide to unlock but I don’t know how to dance so I left it. It seemed counter-intuitive to me.
That didn't happen to me, thankfully, the one time I had the chance to play a game. Though I didn't play a number game, so maybe it was that. There was some short bloke with a red cap on my screen collecting mushrooms... come to think, I don't know why I found it entertaining, I don't even like mushrooms.
Do I look like a poorer man to you? You probably shouldn’t touch it if it’s a Muggle device. Who knows what it does. Those Muggles are always making strange things that beep and blow up.
A poorer man than you. You look quite posh and well off, don't you worry. Maybe they need those things, they're quite behind in many things as I've heard. But they also make those lovely little games that are in some sort of a console, perhaps that was what I saw. That's the wizardry of their world, I bet.
I don’t think I’ll be getting much out of you if I did so I’ll pass. What were you looking for anyway?
On rightful grounds, a poorer man might get a lot out of me, actually. I saw some muggle device on the ground over there, thought I could do the right thing and return it. Maybe it's something interesting.
…Okay, next question, did you go to Hogwarts or something? I haven’t messed up a summoning charm since fifth year.
Sue me, I haven't had much practice at it. I usually don't even use it, I don't really need to summon brooms in the shop or anything.Â
What’s up with you and your shoes? Can you not afford ones that fit or something?
I can well afford a dozen pairs of the finest shoes, this isn't mine. Must've gone off someone's foot or something, a spell gone wrong. You can't tell me that never happened to you.
Accio. ...Oh fuck, this is not what I wanted. Did anyone lose a shoe, perhaps? It was just, um, lying round the ground here.Â
