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@taezr: HAPPY 29TH BIRTHDAY, DANNY! ♥
he’ll SCOOP his best friend HAPPILY into his arms! trying to LIFT and TWIRL him around gets NOWHERE. danny then receives SEVERAL kisses, all OVER his face. “ --- HAPPY BIRTHDAY, love --- ! ” jackson greets him. “ --- look at YOU! you’ve nearly made it to THIRTY!” danny’s hair is RUFFLED by a large, soft hand, with freshly MANICURED nails. “ --- i remember TWENTY-NINE,” jackson muses, “ ... nearly SIX years ago ...”
“Don’t tell me you pulled that out of a cosmo sex tip.”
“ … i MIGHT HAVE.” the TELL-TALE look on his face is MORE than enough. “ — WHAT? they said it was a RECOMMENDED way to SPICE things up! or maybe i MISREAD the article …”
“Come on don’t fall asleep, let’s go for round four.” ;;¯\_(ツ)_/¯
“ — FOUR — ? can’t i just — REST a moment?” and at THIS point, jackson KNEW he’d never felt as OLD as he did right now. this CAN’T happen. “ — alright, ALRIGHT.”
who should this new oc be?
Way to ruin the afterglow - Sentence Memes { nsfw }
“So if you’re done, I’ll be getting my clothes now.”
“Think of this as a lifetime opportunity, because it’s never happening again.”
“That can’t seriously be it…”
“Is asking for cuddles afterwards really too much for you?”
“Well, that was awkward and inadequate. But you get an A for effort I guess…”
“Come on don’t fall asleep, let’s go for round four.”
“Oh I see what the problem is… you think this is something other than casual sex.”
“You know where the door is, you can lead yourself out. And pick up your pants.”
“Wow, you’re a lot more attractive when you don’t open your fucking mouth.”
“Yeah I know you’ve got a nasty streak, that’s why I tied you up.”
“So I didn’t actually have a condom at hand but I was really horny and you were hurrying me-”
“Look, I’m not saying you need to be loud next time but no one likes a silent starfish.”
“Warn me next time you try a weird idea like that so I can at least brace myself.”
“These handcuffs are pinching my skin, can you take them the fuck off?”
“If I’d known how bitchy you were going to get, I would have gagged you.”
“Shit… look, I was drunk. You were easy… basically, this shouldn’t have happened.”
“Well that was fun, right? … Hey, come on, turn that frown upside down.”
“That name you called out during sex better have been a fucking safe word.”
“So here’s my number. And I’ll text you if I ever need a booty call.”
“Are you trying to pay me for the sex we had?”
“Of course I caught your name, it was… say, how about I fetch us some water?”
“Well maybe if you had higher standards, you wouldn’t be complaining about spreading your legs for me.”
“Get off, my legs are falling asleep.”
“Don’t tell a single fucking soul this happened, or else.”
“Yeah I heard what you said, was just texting my friend that I got laid.”
“You wouldn’t be mad if I posted your o-face on instagram, would you?”
“Listen, we can both bicker about who’s the bigger asshole or I can bury my cock in yours again. Sound fair?”
“I can’t fucking believe this, to think that I slept with such a neanderthal-”
“I think your neighbors heard the whole thing…”
“Don’t tell me you pulled that out of a cosmo sex tip.”
“Please don’t… spank me next time…”
“Wait, you thought I was a virgin?”
“You can leave now. Don’t let the door hit you on the way out.”
“I won’t take the collar off, that’s for good girls/boys who behave.”
“Look, you kept rubbing my feet and it was kind of creeping me out.”
“I think I need a long shower now… along with some self reflection…”
“Where are you even leaving to, this is your house.”
I want to see what NSFW headcanons you have for my character. Go on anon if you’d like. Be as graphic or as vague as you want. If I like it, I’ll accept it.
“ --- i don’t think there’s ANYONE who cares LESS about what you have to say CURRENTLY than i. move ALONG.” and he’ll make the motion, the FLICK of the wrist to indicate he’s FINISHED with the conversation. it’s BEST not to ANNOY him further.
you know who has ALWAYS wanted kids? jackson. you know who’s nearing 35 and still doesn’t have any children? JACKSON.
there are just people out there that are the embodiment of the sun like the things they say and do light up the world and make you feel warm they are human sunshine
Reblog if your 18+
AND DON’T LIE.
maybe someday i’ll actually want to do something on this blog.
Super detailed questions about your OCs
sten-disapproves :
1. What’s their full name? Why was that chosen? Does it mean anything? 2. Do they have any titles? How did they get them? 3. Did they have a good childhood? What are fond memories they have of it? What’s a bad memory? 4. What is their relationship with their parents? What’s a good and bad memory with them? Did they know both parents? 5. Do they have any siblings? What’s their names? What is their relationship with them? Has their relationship changed since they were kids to adults? 6. What were they like at school? Did they enjoy it? Did they finish? What level of higher education did they reach? What subjects did they enjoy? Which did they hate? 7. Did they have lots of friends as a child? Did they keep any of their childhood friends into adulthood? 8. Did they have pets as a child? Do they have pets as an adult? Do they like animals? 9. Do animals like them? Do they get on well with animals? 10. Do they like children? Do children like them? Do they have or want any children? What would they be like as a parent? Or as a godparent/babysitter/ect? 11. Do they have any special diet requirements? Are they a vegetarian? Vegan? Have any allergies? 12. What is their favourite food? 13. What is their least favourite food? 14. Do they have any specific memories of food/a restaurant/meal? 15. Are they good at cooking? Do they enjoy it? What do others think of their cooking? 16. Do they collect anything? What do they do with it? Where do they keep it? 17. Do they like to take photos? What do they like to take photos of? Selfies? What do they do with their photos? 18. What’s their favourite genre of: books, music, tv shows, films, video games and anything else 19. What’s their least favourite genres? 20. Do they like musicals? Music in general? What do they do when they’re favourite song comes? 21. Do they have a temper? Are they patient? What are they like when they do lose their temper? 22. What are their favourite insults to use? What do they insult people for? Or do they prefer to bitch behind someone’s back? 23. Do they have a good memory? Short term or long term? Are they good with names? Or faces? 24. What is their sleeping pattern like? Do they snore? What do they like to sleep on? A soft or hard mattress? 25. What do they find funny? Do they have a good sense of humour? Are they funny themselves? 26. How do they act when they’re happy? Do they sing? Dance? Hum? Or do they hide their emotions? 27. What makes them sad? Do they cry regularly? Do they cry openly or hide it? What are they like they are sad? 28. What is their biggest fear? What in general scares them? How do they act when they’re scared? 29. What do they do when they find out someone else’s fear? Do they tease them? Or get very over protective? 30. Do they exercise? Regularly? Or only when forced? What do they act like pre-work out and post-work out? 31. Do they drink? What are they like drunk? What are they like hungover? How do they act when other people are drunk or hungover? Kind or teasing? 32. What do they dress like? What sorta shops do they buy clothes from? Do they wear the fashion that they like? What do they wear to sleep? Do they wear makeup? What’s their hair like? 33. What underwear do they wear? Boxers or briefs? Lacey? Comfy granny panties? 34. What is their body type? How tall are they? Do they like their body? 35. What’s their guilty pleasure? What is their totally unguilty pleasure? 36. What are they good at? What hobbies do they like? Can they sing? 37. Do they like to read? Are they a fast or slow reader? Do they like poetry? Fictional or non fiction? 38. What do they admire in others? What talents do they wish they had? 39. Do they like letters? Or prefer emails/messaging? 40. Do they like energy drinks? Coffee? Sugary food? Or can they naturally stay awake and alert? 41. What’s their sexuality? What do they find attractive? Physically and mentally? What do they like/need in a relationship? 42. What are their goals? What would they sacrifice anything for? What is their secret ambition? 43. Are they religious? What do they think of religion? What do they think of religious people? What do they think of non religious people? 44. What is their favourite season? Type of weather? Are they good in the cold or the heat? What weather do they complain in the most? 45. How do other people see them? Is it similar to how they see themselves? 46. Do they make a good first impression? Does their first impression reflect them accurately? How do they introduce themselves? 47. How do they act in a formal occasion? What do they think of black tie wear? Do they enjoy fancy parties and love to chit chat or loathe the whole event? 48. Do they enjoy any parties? If so what kind? Do they organise the party or just turn up? How do they act? What if they didn’t want to go but were dragged along by a friend? 49. What is their most valued object? Are they sentimental? Is there something they have to take everywhere with them? 50. If they could only take one bag of stuff somewhere with them: what would they pack? What do they consider their essentials?
*covers up real feelings with aggressive sarcasm*
