Glamorous Braggart

If you disagree, that’s fine - just don’t embarrass yourself in my notes, darling

[glamorousbraggart]

WELCOME TO THE GLAMOROUS BRAGGART ✨

Well, darlings, you’ve just stumbled into the dazzling world of Glamorous Braggart, a curated sanctuary where couture meets cinema, gossip becomes an art form, and pop culture is dissected with the precision of a diamond-cutting blade.

I’m here to deliver unapologetically chic commentary, from runway revelations to Hollywood scandals. If you can’t handle a sprinkle of sass with your style tips - well, the exit is to your left. 💅

I live for fashion, film, and all things fabulous. Expect critiques sharper than stiletto heels, cultural analysis dripping with glamour, and just enough shade to keep things interesting.

💎 My tags for the Glamorous Braggart Society:

#glamorousbraggart

#glamour

#popgossipdiary

💅 Stay fabulous - or stay away.

[glamorousbraggart]

Girlfriend, if there was a reward for the most terrible relationship:

[sadbutterfly1417]

love new york love new york love new york

[glamorousbraggart]

Nicki Minaj performed a live version of Lana Del Rey's "All About Ethel" diss track on Ethel Cain

[glamorousbraggart]

LDR10 is so messy…..

[glamorousbraggart]

The pink covers of Vogue magazine are the most beautiful 🎀

[glamorousbraggart]

Darlings, Wednesday is back and no, it’s not just a show, it’s a mood board in motion. Expect darker plot twists, dialogue sharp enough to cut glass, and wardrobe choices that make every so-called “dark academia” influencer look like they got dressed in the dark.

Wednesday Addams isn’t simply returning, she’s reclaiming her throne as the one girl who can make gloom look glamorous.

[glamorousbraggart]

How does it feel to be with you

[glamorousbraggart]

Lana Del Rey: the Eternal It-Girl of Melancholia 🎀

Let’s be clear, darlings! Lana Del Rey didn’t just make music, she curated an entire cultural moodboard. Cigarettes, Americana nostalgia, sad-girl glamour, and doomed romance… all tied together with eyeliner thicker than your excuses.

While other pop girls were busy chasing radio hits, Lana gave us cinematic ballads that felt like reading Sylvia Plath while sipping Diet Coke in a motel bathtub. She romanticized despair and people ate it up, willingly.

Her genius? Reinventing herself without ever truly changing. From Born to Die to Did You Know That There’s a Tunnel Under Ocean Blvd, she’s always been that tragic goddess draped in vintage lace, humming secrets only the cool kids understand.

And don’t get me started on the aesthetics:

1. VHS-core music videos

2. Old Hollywood meets Tumblr sad-girl chic

3. Lyrics that sound like diary entries written in cherry-red lipstick

She didn’t just inspire a fanbase, she spawned an entire generation of melancholic glamour enthusiasts who think heartbreak is an accessory.

So next time someone rolls their eyes and says, “But isn’t Lana just sad music?” — smile sweetly and remind them: darling, some of us turn sadness into an empire. 🎀

[glamorousbraggart]

my core every time I need to leave the house 🎀

[glamorousbraggart]

Ethel Cane for The Cut

Photo: Camille Vivier

[glamorousbraggart]

what are your thoughts on the shade of pink hex code #ffdff1? (its my favorite :3)

Oh, darling, #ffdf1 is not just pink - it’s the pink. It whispers of macarons in Paris, strawberry champagne on ice, and the kind of softness that still makes a statement. It’s delicate without being dull, playful without being childish.

In other words? It’s the shade for those who know they’re divine but don’t need to scream about it.

An understated luxury. A quiet flex.

So yes, your taste? Impeccable ✨

[glamorousbraggart]

my name is pink and I'm really glad to meet you,

you're recommended to me by some people.

hey! ouuuuu, is this illegal?

hey! ouuuuu, it feels illegal?

🎀🎀🎀

[glamorousbraggart]

behind every beautiful woman there is a stomach problem, or low iron levels, or poor eyesight

[glamorousbraggart]

☆ THE SUBWAY - CHAPPELL ROAN ☆

Darlings, Chappell Roan has done it again. The Subway is heartbreak dressed in haute couture.

Minimal alt-pop, dripping with intimacy. Her vocals on “She got away”? Pure Cocteau Twins-level ethereal.

A fiery red wig cascading down fire escapes, tangled in taxis, flowing through NYC like liquid drama. She turns a subway car into a runway of emotional chaos.

My Verdict:

Vocals: flawless

Aesthetic: lush + camp

Overall: grief, but make it glamorous

Darling, heartbreak has never looked this chic ☆

[glamorousbraggart]

TREND OR TRAGEDY? Micro Bags Edition

Alright, darlings, let’s talk about the so-called “micro bag trend.”

Designers keep insisting that a purse the size of my patience with mediocrity is the accessory of the season. Yes, it’s chic. Yes, it’s Instagrammable. But let’s be real, if your bag can’t fit more than a credit card and a breath mint, it’s not a purse, it’s a glorified keychain.

Don’t get me wrong, I adore a moment of impractical luxury. But when I saw someone try to stuff lip gloss into a micro Jacquemus and the bag looked like it needed CPR… I had to laugh.

My Verdict:

Fabulous for a red-carpet moment.

Tragic for anyone who actually leaves the house.

So tell me: are micro bags fashion’s crown jewel or the emperor’s new clothes?

[glamorousbraggart]

my face when I started to understand how to use Tumblr.

I'm proud of myself 💅