Glancing Sparks

Glancing Sparks is my full legal name use the WHOLE thing anytime you refer to me. Alright i figured out the picture thing do oyu like it. Also the really cool moment in the back with me and Effy Jay i think its really good

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Do you have any baby pictures blink blink

ok creep I like do but they aren't very goodHEY

WHY AM I EXPLODING

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sparks we miss you sobs

Wgat. Huh. Sorry took a really long nap whats happening

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can you say a slur my woke transgender grand mother needs it or he'll die

i dont. what. that doesnt make any sense. but ok i guess. fag. i m allowed to say that one right. right?????

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i keep getting animations to andrew in drag and it makes me think of them. only a little bit. also this totally wasnt an excuse to draw whoo in a dress what

he should

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Hello everyone.

It is with heavy hearts that we must inform you of the death Glancing Sparks, as of some time in August 2025.

Yes we know that was a really long time ago no one wanted to go check on him until now.

We ask that you please keep his family and friends (he didn't have any) in your thoughts and prayers.

From now on, any questions received in the askbox will be answered using an AI slop chatbot to recreate his manner of speech, as if he is still with us.

May his legacy live on forever in our memories.

Thank you.

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SILKSONG SEPTEMBER 4THHHGHHH AGHHHHHHHHHH

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if you WEREN'T a Kenku, what would you think it'd be cool to be?

oh my god literally fucking anything else. Being a kenku is the WORST actually my worst mistake kenku suck major ass. But what else I don't know. Maybe like a. Corvum. Or like. Aasimar. Or owlin. Or whayEVER I dont know OKAY lay off I'd just pick anything else

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if your adventures were a cartoon, I think you'd be the poster child!

THANK YOU this is what I've been saying!! I mean I'm obviously like kind of the leader of the group I'm the driving force that pushes us to new heights like no one else is getting anything done around here!! People would wanna watch me obviously

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how stinky are you

my NATURAL musk is PERFECTLY ACCEPTABLE and anyone who cpmplains about it is a little BITCH.so im NOT stinky

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if you ate fruit which one would be your favorite

I eat fruit???? I ate like. I think a plum recently??? Do mushrooms count as fruits I ate those. What ever. My favorite. I dunno. Lemons are pretty good. Peels a bit gross though. I ate a cactus pear whole once I think that was the best fruit I ever ate!! But yknow so hard to pick. Because I eat so many. All the time

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You should watch the lorax

erm I've already seen it. And it was mid. The weird little kid and his crush on the woman was weird. That onceler guy was awesome though and he has a pretty good song. I respect a fellow creator struggling in a world thst hates him. Though thneed is kind of dumb as fuck

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Do you have a favorite cookie run character

Ok again these are nonsense words you know that right. And I'd rather be beaten within an inch of my life than play a mobile game. But. I guess if I had to pick a favorite itd probably be croissant cookie?? maybe strawberry crepe?? I mean I'm also partial to amber sugar cookie and licorice cookie but. Oh and golden cheese cookie she's like alright or. Whatever. I don't even like cookies that much.

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Favorite colour go!

what am I 7. I really don't have time for a favorite color. But whatever. I guess it'd be blue??? Because I wear it?? I also like copper.... just as a whole spectrum of colors... I don't. Know ok I'm not very artsy

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If you had to smooch a member of your party who would it be

whats actually wrong with you people. why would you ask that. I hope you die. I would rather die than kiss any of them. But I am legally required to answer so. I guess. Jerboa. Because he wasn't awful at it and also my only other options are the child, Him. And Amara and frankly I think she's too into kissing birds already I'd rather not deal with that

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If you went to Strixhaven college, which school would you pick?

ok well college is for dorks and losers. And also they don't have a mechanics related track. So NONE of them obviously. But if I had to because i guess you guys just like holding me at gunpoint for some reason. Rude. Then I guess I'd go with. Hrm. We'll silverquill is dumb bullshit witherbloom is plants that's like the opposite of machines I'm good. Prismari is faggot shit so I guess thar jsut leaves lorehold and quandrix. Honestly I think lorehold just because I find math to be stupid. Heh. I don't need it. I operate on instinct alone. Anyways yeah I guess lorehold

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Do you think 1.50 for a hotdog and soda at Costco is a good deal

hod dog....

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If you had to switch bodies with a member of your party who would it be (ANSWER THIS)

ok relax??? demanding much???? id rather die than swap with any of those losers buttt. Like. I guess alba. Not for ANY reason she's just probably the least annoying. ALSO I would switch with whoo so I could ruin his life and kill him. Myself. Whatever