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{He/Him} the criminal himself

[ithrottaacow-blog]

My dad came by and called Glanni a bitch. I have to say he’s not wrong.

[glanniglaepur-official]

Didn't even know either of you could curse... Also tell your dad i said "fuck off, geezer" thanks.

[glanniglaepur-official]

Hey my knives are great and my boyfriend is a baby that is all

[ithrottaacow-blog]

I love you and all but do you really need that many knives? Its getting concerning

[glanniglaepur-official]

Yes, i need all the knives. Knives are multi-tooled weapons, easy to get and easy to repair so the knives are staying just like how my catsuit is staying on that couch whenever i take it off

[ithrottaacow-blog]

Could you at least get a case for them? Or keep them somewhere safe? One of these days you’re gonna get hurt because of them! And the cat suit is a discussion for another time.

[glanniglaepur-official]

Nah I’m too lazy for that ! I literally walk in and kinda chuck my bag to the side, and if they spill out, oh well ? I never get hurt by my knives as i know how to use them, unlike you, so you don’t have to worry about that either (you love the catsuit; don’t lie )

[ithrottaacow-blog]

Alright guess that means I can start leaving my equipment and plants everywhere now! Good to know er don’t need a clean or organized house :^) and I know how to use a knife, I have to fillet fish all the time! You’re just arguing for the sake of arguing at this point aren’t you?

[glanniglaepur-official]

Just because I'm lazy doesn't mean you have to be lazy too y'know ! Noooo i'm not arguing just for the sake of arguing... I'm arguing because I'm trying to make a point ?

[glanniglaepur-official]

Hey my knives are great and my boyfriend is a baby that is all

[ithrottaacow-blog]

I love you and all but do you really need that many knives? Its getting concerning

[glanniglaepur-official]

Yes, i need all the knives. Knives are multi-tooled weapons, easy to get and easy to repair so the knives are staying just like how my catsuit is staying on that couch whenever i take it off

[ithrottaacow-blog]

Could you at least get a case for them? Or keep them somewhere safe? One of these days you’re gonna get hurt because of them! And the cat suit is a discussion for another time.

[glanniglaepur-official]

Nah I’m too lazy for that ! I literally walk in and kinda chuck my bag to the side, and if they spill out, oh well ? I never get hurt by my knives as i know how to use them, unlike you, so you don’t have to worry about that either (you love the catsuit; don’t lie )

[glanniglaepur-official]

Hey my knives are great and my boyfriend is a baby that is all

[ithrottaacow-blog]

I love you and all but do you really need that many knives? Its getting concerning

[glanniglaepur-official]

Yes, i need all the knives. Knives are multi-tooled weapons, easy to get and easy to repair so the knives are staying just like how my catsuit is staying on that couch whenever i take it off

[glanniglaepur-official]

Hey my knives are great and my boyfriend is a baby that is all

[ithrottaacow-blog]

If your boyfriend gives you a knife bouquet is it a good sign? Asking for a friend

[glanniglaepur-official]

They were some of my favorite knives and i thought they looked lovely together in a bouquet :)

[ithrottaacow-blog]

Thank you Glanni they were very.. Lovely. And sharp

[glanniglaepur-official]

Flowers are boring tho ?? I think knives add more as it’s something you don’t see everyday ! How many people’s homes do you enter and see a bouquet of knives ?? They don’t wilt and fall apart either so they’re great

[ithrottaacow-blog]

Glanni I’ve cut open my hand five times on this. At this rate I’m going to bleed out. If its not a flower bouquet then how about one of fish? I love fish

[glanniglaepur-official]

That’s because you aren’t careful and jumping everywhere ! Fish ?? Really ?? Fish rots quickly and stinks tho ?? You’d have eat it quickly like a weirdo if you want one

[ithrottaacow-blog]

I once ate 15 whole sized salmon in under an hour glaepur. Dont underestimate my abilities.

[glanniglaepur-official]

I... Why are you like this ??? Why are you so weird ??? Why fish ??

[ithrottaacow-blog]

If your boyfriend gives you a knife bouquet is it a good sign? Asking for a friend

[glanniglaepur-official]

They were some of my favorite knives and i thought they looked lovely together in a bouquet :)

[ithrottaacow-blog]

Thank you Glanni they were very.. Lovely. And sharp

[glanniglaepur-official]

Flowers are boring tho ?? I think knives add more as it’s something you don’t see everyday ! How many people’s homes do you enter and see a bouquet of knives ?? They don’t wilt and fall apart either so they’re great

[ithrottaacow-blog]

Glanni I’ve cut open my hand five times on this. At this rate I’m going to bleed out. If its not a flower bouquet then how about one of fish? I love fish

[glanniglaepur-official]

That's because you aren't careful and jumping everywhere ! Fish ?? Really ?? Fish rots quickly and stinks tho ?? You'd have eat it quickly like a weirdo if you want one

[ithrottaacow-blog]

If your boyfriend gives you a knife bouquet is it a good sign? Asking for a friend

[glanniglaepur-official]

They were some of my favorite knives and i thought they looked lovely together in a bouquet :)

[ithrottaacow-blog]

Thank you Glanni they were very.. Lovely. And sharp

[glanniglaepur-official]

Flowers are boring tho ?? I think knives add more as it's something you don't see everyday ! How many people's homes do you enter and see a bouquet of knives ?? They don't wilt and fall apart either so they're great

[ithrottaacow-blog]

If your boyfriend gives you a knife bouquet is it a good sign? Asking for a friend

[glanniglaepur-official]

They were some of my favorite knives and i thought they looked lovely together in a bouquet :)

[glanniglaepur-official]

Baby come back; you can blame it all on the thrussy :'( does this mean i don't get a cookie anymore ?

[glanniglaepur-official]

got your cookies, na-nana-naa-nah

I suggest you hand me my cookies if you want to keep that tongue of yours, kid

[hallaeinmana-deactivated2020112]

easy old man! I gave them back to ithro. maybe he will give you some. If you will behave yourself

[glanniglaepur-official]

I see that you have, thanks and i’m not an old man ???? I’m only 24 !! I always behave myself it’s you terrible children that ruin everything !

[hallaeinmana-deactivated2020112]

*doing math* it’ s…. 14 years more than me. sounds old to me! and old people are never fun to have around

[glanniglaepur-official]

I’ll have you know that i’m a great person to have around and a lot of fun ?? You’re just jealous that I can do cooler stuff that you since i’m older ! I’m still not an old man though

[glanniglaepur-official]

@ithrottaacow I didn’t think you would look it up, ithrottaababy

[glanniglaepur-official]

@ithrottaacow the only thing i have to steal right now is your heart ;3

[glanniglaepur-official]

got your cookies, na-nana-naa-nah

I suggest you hand me my cookies if you want to keep that tongue of yours, kid

[hallaeinmana-deactivated2020112]

easy old man! I gave them back to ithro. maybe he will give you some. If you will behave yourself

[glanniglaepur-official]

I see that you have, thanks and i’m not an old man ???? I’m only 24 !! I always behave myself it’s you terrible children that ruin everything !

[ithrottaacow-blog]

@glanniglaepur-official why did you make me get this? What is this site?

[glanniglaepur-official]

I heard some kids talking about this site and decided to check it out ? This means that you have to check it out too

[ithrottaacow-blog]

Everyone is calling older men daddy though? How many fathers does one person need?

[glanniglaepur-official]

Sweetie, Ipro, darling… i don’t think that’s what Daddy means… How do i explain what this means ? Would you even like me to try and explain what this means ?

[ithrottaacow-blog]

Why else could it mean though? Why would someone call a stranger their father? Its just weird! Please don’t explain this. Humans scare me some times

[glanniglaepur-official]

I think it might be best if you didn’t know what it meant ? Hey elves are weird too ! With all your jumping and moving and grossly positive attitudes ! Just watching you flip around town makes me feel nauseous at times

[ithrottaacow-blog]

But being positive is good for you! Just like jumping around! Besides, you know you love it. And not all elves are like me! Only sports elves! You dont need to be so cynical and stereotypical glanni

[glanniglaepur-official]

Being positive is gross and makes me feel weird ! What do you mean i love jumping around ?? I hate it ! Cynical is my middle name and everyone is too active for me anyways

[ithrottaacow-blog]

Oh really? You seemed fairly happy with being “active” last night. And being that weird feeling you get when you’re positive is probably happiness. Though I wouldn’t expect you to know what that feels like

[glanniglaepur-official]

"Happiness" ?? Sorry but i never heard of her ! Happiness is gross too ? Omg are you saying what i think you're saying ?? And i thought i was gross !

[glanniglaepur-official]

got your cookies, na-nana-naa-nah

I suggest you hand me my cookies if you want to keep that tongue of yours, kid

[glanniglaepur-official]

@ithrottaacow hey, you have a nice thrussy

[ithrottaacow-blog]

what does this mean? What’s a thrussy? Please dont do this to me I just got done dealing with the children

[glanniglaepur-official]

It means what it means ! It’s a meme, ithrottaalooser ! Have you ever even heard of a meme before ?

[ithrottaacow-blog]

Goggi talks about them a lot bit I dont know what they are. He only really talks about The Boy though? Whatever that is

[glanniglaepur-official]

Do… Do you mean Dat Boi ? They’re like internet jokes that people just get ? Some are die over time though like the dab

[ithrottaacow-blog]

Oh I know dabbing! Goggi told me I was the first to do it! Its fun to do. I didn’t know that it was a joke though. I thought it was just a cool thing people did

[glanniglaepur-official]

I mean it was cool then it became a joke but now it's kinda died ? I can't believe a sports elf technically started the whole thing... You're not gonna stop dabbing either are you ?