The Glass Elevator

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STEVEN UNIVERSE IS BACK!

It feels like it’s been far too long since the heartwarming delight of Steven Universe was in our lives—but the wait for more Crystal Gem goodness is nearly over. Steven Universe is back January 4th, with a whole week of episodes!

The event is ostensibly to celebrate Steven’s Birthday, but really, it means we’re getting five episodes, one a day, between January 4th and January 8th commonly called a “Steven Bomb” by Cartoon Network, who announced the show’s return with a press release today. Here’s a rundown of the new episodes, as well as a new picture from the first episode in the line up, “The Answer”:

STEVEN-BOMB 4 (EPISODES) - [ January 4th - 8th ]

“The Answer”– Garnet finally tells Steven the story of how she came to be a Crystal Gem.

“Steven’s Birthday” – Steven has a birthday party out at the barn, and decides he has some growing up to do.

“It Could’ve Been Great” – The Gems take a trip to the moon.

“Message Received” – Steven has doubts about believing in everyone.

“Log Date 7 15 2” – Steven sneaks a listen to a friend’s audio diary.

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Best Line from Steven Universe

“What do we do now?”

“I don’t know. Let’s run into this corner.” “Oh, no. We’re cornered!”

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Best part of Halloween: getting to eat the leftover candy~

I dealt with kids for several hours today, so now I get to become fat eating the leftovers for the next few months. Yay!

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Upstairs heater is broken... Welcome to the next ice age

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After eating enough Korean BBQ for two, drinking enough rice wine for three, and being fine. I can’t believe how weak a cold can make me feel

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I teach at kids at an alternative school for delinquent and differently-abled children. The age group I usually teach is high school, and the subject I teach is math. The class I teach is actually ACT and college-prep math, but there are only a few kids in there.

Today, I was asked to teach a student who was a little more delinquent than most. I have never been so frustrated in my life. I tried my best to teach a high school girl how to do basic algebra, and I failed. I tried so many different ways, and in the end, I gave up and just reduced to the problems to basic addition and subtraction. For said BASIC addition and subtraction, she still had to use a calculator for a lot of them.

I had thoughts to go into education, but this is REEEAAAALLLLYYY turning me away from it. At the same time though, it kinda makes me want to go into education even more. Who knows? Maybe I’ll be able to make some sort of difference out there...

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As if I had a choice... I guess I’ll be seeing this banner every month for the next 20-30 years

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Birds, birds, and more birds!

Because I love bird so much, I doodled all of the Steven Universe’s characters as bird (For some gems, based at my two old doodles). Bonus, I wanted to draw the creator of SU playing her guitar, and singing.

All doodles must credit by me. Enjoy!

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Had to switch from my current antivirus program to a different one. It’s called Panda Antivirus. I’m not gonna say the name is the reason I chose that one, but I won’t deny that the name was definitely part of the reason.

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OK looks like a stick figure lying on its side.

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An eclipse during a full moon must be a confusing time to be a werewolf.

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I’m pretty sure that having a dad that was never there is better than having a dad that was there, but never there for you.

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Being ugly is cool, because then you know people like you for your personality

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My friend was taking some sort of logics or ethics class last year, and he asked me this question that was presented to his class.

“You are a doctor at the hospital. A fat man comes in for a regular checkup, and you find nothing wrong with him. At the same time, six injured people come in from an accident. You learn that the fat man’s healthy organs could save the lives of the six injured people. Do you make the call to sacrifice his life in order to save the six?”

My response was an immediate yes. It wasn’t what most people would go with though. Despite that, my friend also said yes. We’re both monsters...

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Never half-ass two things. Whole-ass one thing.

Ron Swanson

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I’m tired. My nose is running. I can’t stop sneezing every 5 minutes. I seem to be drinking enough water to fill an Olympic-sized swimming pool. I ate so many Cheeze-Its, I feel like I’m made of cheese. My face is hot, but the rest of my body is cold. So, I’m wearing long pants and covering the upper half of my body with a fuzzy blanket

Give it to me straight, doc... How long do I have?

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As I’m drawing, I realize I have a hard time drawing the right side of things. It sounds really weird, but... left side of a face? No problem. Right side of a face? God forbid... left arm? Sure. Right arm? It’s gonna look like garbage I hate life...