:)

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when you finally lose your shit with someone and start violently vauging about them

[emolumentsclause-deactivated201]

When you did your doctorate in physical chemistry and have been the de facto leader of Europe for 14 years but you have to be polite to a handbag designer who thinks she’s your contemporary

[bitchycode]

[dirtbaby2016]

Jesus really said this

[memewhore]

[memewhore]

[illinicoise]

He could’ve closed his laptop

[neysqueen-deactivated20141018]

I CAN’T BREATH

[dulect]

when your manager checks on you that you’re enjoying your job

[pixie-tot]

why are non-millennials so personally offended by everything? like if i’m still wearing my jacket indoors, it’s because i’m cold, not because i disrespect your home/your classroom !! if somebody has got your order wrong, it’s because they’re very busy and simply made a mistake, not because they’re trying to jeopardise your meal !! if somebodies phone rings during a meeting/lecture, it’s because they accidentally forgot to put it on silent, not because they want to disrupt your speech !! just calm down, sharon, not everything is about you

[joannus]

[areyoufilmingthis-deactivated20]

this is my favorite review of home alone

[respectfulmemes]

[queeranne]

strangers goals

[melodramaticlesbian-deactivated]

someone: what are your plans for the future?

me:

[recentgooglesearches]

will i ever have my shit together

[goon]

[astrocyte-deactivated20171202]

cashier: sorry for your wait. we’re short-staffed today

millennial: oh that’s ok no worries :)

 baby boomer:

[recentgooglesearches]

does my dog know i’m drunk

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