
shark vs the universe

Janaina Medeiros
Cosmic Funnies
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Jules of Nature
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
will byers stan first human second
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titsay
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
Show & Tell
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸

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[[not going to delete this blog but the name will change. Redirect your way to here for Klavie.]]
+ mysticmaya-
"You wear an outfit similar to Mayo. You must be his counterpart. I'm Klavie Gavin."
daianmayudzuki replied to your post: R u pregnant Mia???
she cant be preggers shes on her period
no get out ur on ur period
i dont know much abotu the sciences of being a girl but i do know i have a dick and that is impossibleÂ
"Since when is there sciences about being a girl, Sharkie?"
"Since dudes have dicks and chicks, last time I checked, did not."Â
"That's just biology, Sharkie. You can check mine out whenever you want~"
daianmayudzuki replied to your post: R u pregnant Mia???
she cant be preggers shes on her period
no get out ur on ur period
i dont know much abotu the sciences of being a girl but i do know i have a dick and that is impossibleÂ
"Since when is there sciences about being a girl, Sharkie?"
"So who is this Larry fellow mein bruder told me about? Anyone know him?"
First of all, my tag is broken.
Second, why are women so difficult? Do they really need to bring up things one has already apologised for a thousand times? At least my significant other is not that difficult..
"We're not all difficult. Most of us are, but if you weren't being childish, you'd probably have an easier time handling women, Herr Phoenix."
This must be what being a divorce attorney feels like.
"What is going on anyways, Herr Miles? Herr Phoenix and Ms Mia seem to be fighting, but I’m not sure what happened."
I’m not entirely certain anymore myself. It’s all very…exhausting.
"Shouldn’t we stop them? Before someone gets hurt."
I’ve made my offer to assist, but we shall see.
"They are being even more childish than Klavier."
"Herr Phoenix, Ms Mia, stop being childish before someone gets hurt."
This must be what being a divorce attorney feels like.
"What is going on anyways, Herr Miles? Herr Phoenix and Ms Mia seem to be fighting, but I’m not sure what happened."
I’m not entirely certain anymore myself. It’s all very…exhausting.
"Shouldn't we stop them? Before someone gets hurt."
This must be what being a divorce attorney feels like.
"What is going on anyways, Herr Miles? Herr Phoenix and Ms Mia seem to be fighting, but I'm not sure what happened."
"Klavier, I’m bored. You should take me out some where. I need to meet more of your friends."
"Why must I take you out to meet my friends? How about you go and talk to my friend, Larry. He’ll enjoy that. Besides, he’s your type."Â
"Just what is that suppose to mean? If he's my type, he's your type too, Â Dummkopf. Unlike you, I have tastes. I don't hit on everything with two legs and a dick."
Klavie Gavin
Klavie is much more naive than Klavier.Â
Sometimes, it takes her a while to catch onto things. She'll also say things on her mind without thinking about them.
"Klavier, I'm bored. You should take me out some where. I need to meet more of your friends."
+ revelabis-veritas
"You must be Herr Miles. You do kind of look like Ms Melissa."
+ splendidbadge
"Wright? Are you the male counterpart to Fraulein Wright? I heard from mein bruder that his world was the opposite of mine. It’s hard to believe until I see for myself."
"Fräulein Wright? Uhh.."
"Yeah, I guess so?"
"Ja. You look like Ms Felicia. Only you’re a male and handsome."Â
"Don’t mind Klavie. She’s kind of like my twin sister. She’s just away from her usual universe."
"I'm the much better looking on, Dear Bruder. You know it's true too."