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@glimmerpost-blog

My name is Alex and I play games. I also like to think that I am qualified to review games, but my tastes are of questionable consideration, so keep that in mind when reading any opinion piece. I also care about a couple of issues such as women's rights and gay rights, so that'll pop up here from time to time. If you can't stomach that, please fuck off now.

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A-Z Vidya.

A: Favorite Game of all time? Final Fantasy XI. B: Favorite Series of all time? Super Smash Bros. C: Least Favorite Game of all time? I secretly hated Elder Scrolls Oblivion. D: Favorite Soundtrack? Final Fantasy XI again. E: Favorite Sequel? Harvest Moon: It's a Wonderful Life F: Biggest Let down? Dynasty Warriors Gundam 2. G: What're you currently playing? Final Fantasy Tactics: War of the Lions. H: Favorite local multiplayer game? Warcraft III. I: Favorite Online multiplayer game? World of Warcraft. J: Favorite system? Gamecube. K: Game you're most looking forward to? Majora's Mask 3DS. L: Favorite Licensed title? Goldeneye on Nintendo 64. M: Favorite Game of last year? Heroes of the Storm. N: Favorite protagonist? Laharl? Does Laharl even count? O: Favorite antagonist? Laharl could probably fit here too. P: Favorite Genre? Turn based strategy. Q: Any Guilty Pleasure Games? Clash of Clans. R: Most underrated game? Dokapon Kingdom. S: Most overrated game? Skyrim. T: Best game memory? Playing Dokapon on my 21st birthday with all of my friends. U: Favorite Handheld title? Disgaea Afternoon of Darkness. V: First game you remember playing? The Legend of Zelda NES. W: Any games you regret getting rid of? My PS2 with Final Fantasy XI HDD installed. X: What you'd like to change about your favorite franchise? I'm hoping they fix all the issues they've been having with Final Fantasy XIV. Y: What game would you want your child to play first? Lumines. Z: Game character you most associate with? Zack Fair.

New Chandra is a very good card.

It generates card advantage in a color that otherwise cannot do so. All-In decks are good right now, and having a planeswalker that can mug people is good. I think everyone expects "their" color to have the next Jace, the Mind Sculptor, but let me assure you, that won't be happening. In fact, you've all bitched about every planeswalker since Liliana of the Veil, so why should we be shocked that you aren't "impressed," and furthermore why should we care? You guys aren't that good at analyzing cards anyway, that's why you thought Domri Rade was "unplayable trash" and Sorin, Lord of Innistrad was worth $60. Seriously, I know you all think you're LSV, but you're not. Sit down.

emilys-nostalgia

‎’Slut’ is attacking women for their right to say yes. ‘Friend Zone’ is attacking women for their right to say no.

And “bitch” is attacking women for their right to call you out on it (via clarasoswld)

#because these same terms can't be used for men too.#stupid fucking feminist bullshit.

So this tumblr is basically dead.

I've moved on to greener pastures, where people actually care about well-written Magic content. :)

I just wanted to let you know that I tried to check out the decklists but Tumblr kept giving me a "can't find it" type of message. I don't know the reason but it says the links don't go anywhere.

Oh snap, sorry about that. I haven't updated that page since I was still FuckMonoGreenElves. I'll update it now.

notcayleb-deactivated20130929

knewdrew

today, i was presented with a choice...

i had $54.

i could either…

pay my $54 phone bill or

i could spend $1 dollar on a watermelon arizona and get my phone turned off until tomorrow when i have another dollar.

glimmerpost-blog

How is this even a hard choice?

mtg-realm

• Reddit user organizes and carefully stacks Magic: the Gathering collection, leaves for the day.

• Cats (agents of chaos) re-organizes the MTG collection

glimmerpost-blog

Reblogging because felines actually are agents of chaos.

mtg-realm

Magic: the Gathering

New hygiene policies being enforced at card shop - Staff checking armpits for offending ‘Gamer Funk’ violations.

theartofmtg

^ THIS ^

cynthiacloud

Why isn’t this done at Firefly?!

huffsterrrrr-deactivated2014112

Why isn’t this done at ANY shop?!! Deodorant never kept me from winning.

glimmerpost-blog

Because nobody wants to be the guy enforcing the rule. I don't want to be sniffing around a bunch of nerds.

I'm celebrating Valentine's Day...

By sitting on Google Voice, sending texts to random phone numbers and fucking with people. So far I have offered to buy multiple different people Hooked on Phonics. #doingvalentinescorrectly.