"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
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Claire Keane
Kiana Khansmith
dirt enthusiast
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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noise dept.
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occasionally subtle
Show & Tell
sheepfilms
Mike Driver
almost home
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@glimpsethesungod
me: hey friend: *after two minutes of not replying* hey whats up me: *washing the gasoline off myself* not much hbu
just now realized the implication is the person was about to light themselves on fire. i’ve had this tagged as #me for months thinking it was just a post about loving gasoline
Kicked out of the Garden of Eden
Eve:
I hate this. I fucking hate this. This is essentially a fucking hieroglyphic. I see that picture and I immediately hear a combination of sounds in my head with a very specific and comprehendable meaning. Like, I hear it. It’s not even a fucking video, its a still fucking picture but I hear it and know exactly what the OP was trying to convey because this picture has a word inherently attached to it
why are people on here so dramatic about understanding vine references
what if mayonnaise came in cans
that would suck because you can’t microwave metal…
good morning to everyone except these two people
I know many of you out there are feeling a bit down. Have a crow to Wouldn’t it be Nice by the Beach Boys to lift your mood.
He stops and looks both ways?!?
You wanna know what makes this better?
Crows normally walk. This one seems to have both legs working, so he’s not hopping out of necessity, he’s doing it for fun. Corvids can sometimes be seen doing things like this for no evident reason other than enjoyment.
Back at my old college there was a student lounge place I affectionately had dubbed “the weirdo lounge” because all the weirdos congregated there. You know those nerds who sit there and all they do is talk about anime, like those reddit pages, wear fedoras and shit? That kinda weirdos. So anyway the tragedy is that the Weirdo Lounge had THE BEST one person couch. It had a little laptop table attached and it was so damn comfy. Plus, it was always somewhat dark in there because of how the windows was positioned. So I’d go there to nap during my break periods. So one day I was napping when someone threw an empty plastic bottle at me and I snapped awake. A white nerdy girl from a few couches down said “I’m so sorry that was intended for my puppy to fetch!” and I’m like “DOGS?!” and I snap awake, that’s when I looked towards my foot and saw a whiteman. Sitting there. Like a dog. With his tongue out. and then he fucking barked. I was so infuriated but I handed him the bottle and he put that shit on the floor and then picked it up with his mouth. And then on all fours, ran over to the white girl and dropped it in her lap. I was so fucking upset.
This whole post is gold, but for me the best part is “whiteman” being all one word.
am I hallucinating
Edit by OP: Here is the scene with more context. My bad I trimmed the original at like 3 am while I was crying.
someone: *hates Pearl*
me: DO YOU WISH TO ENGAGE IN COMBAT
spongebob fandom wild af
nosdrinker:
moonuncle:
tubesock:
phvckshitvp:
singingangel16:
kingpushatits:
almightychiefkano:
thissbrowngrl:
tubesock:
ayyepatpat:
tubesock:
Miley has a harden darden soopin dopplin dapper rapper shootah buddha bang?
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van cleef pay big for your head!
hey…ahhh….waahhh!
can ya breathe? can ya smell it? that’s not air you’re breathing
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AHHHHH!!!! My back!!!!!! FUUUUUCK!!!!
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Am I hallucinating what is this post
my brain when it’s 3am and i’m staring blankly at the wall
IM SCREMANIGN the caption is just fake roller coaster
Did we ever figure out why Phil Collins went off on the Tarzan soundtrack like that
mischief….
she thought she killed they asses💀💀😭
This some straight up charlie chaplin stunting
Offense but like how many years did straight people call everything they hated or disliked “gay”,,,,,, yet y'all can’t handle a single generalized statement online about being cis/het but okay!
We’re real people, though.
Local Cishet Admits They Don’t Think Gay People Are Real
honestly? spongebob was a total bad bitch for living in a pineapple
Yeah, I bet it made his cum taste great.
iconic: this dude made an entire sideblog with a url thats an apology for making the easiest nut joke in the world. they couldve just did it on their main but they were too afraid to show any signs of horny
Not to be rude but naruto would run so much faster if he used his arms like a normal person
two women: lived together in a cottage for their whole adult lives, never married men, stayed like this until they died
historians:
“oh my god they were roommates”
