Managed Chaos

I like cheese.

[zegalba]

Apple: Industrial Design Group & Matrix Product Design, Macintosh LC Prototype Model (1989)

[this1goesto11]

"You claim to be a player but I fucked your wife"

- God announcing the divine conception of Jesus Christ to the carpenter Joseph

[this1goesto11]

God: You have to eat to stay alive.

Ok.

Some of the stuff you eat might kill you though.

Wow, ok.

You can eat sooo much stuff though.

Well that’s nic..

A lot of it is really bad for you though.

But why wou..

Those things taste amaaaazing though.

OK wow ok

[yellowpoet]

My aesthetic: when you take off your glasses on a highway and all the lights go soft and smudged, a trail of amber behind you like a quiet afterthought

[troyetroyetroye]

My aesthetic: keeping my own glasses on so I can see the road and not die

[momoiroinkremade]

[theriu]

Im so sorry youve been trapped in the passenger seat all these years Yellow.

[yellowpoet]

GOD PLEASE LET ME OUT I MISS MY FAMILY

[wildlifewednesdays]

A porcupine’s Halloween present (+ original sound effects)

[docwithtardisfez]

I had no idea giant porcupines made fucking precious sounds

[11213372-deactivated20160412]

[nightonblogmountain]

THAT’S THE SOUND IT MAKES!?!?!?

UN-BE-FUCKING-LIEVABLE 

[why-animals-do-the-thing]

We got asked if this is cute and okay. I can very happily say yes, this is stupid cute and those are happy porcupine noises. 

One of my favorite things about doing zoo work was all the noises you never realize the animals make when they’re excited or interested in a new thing. Coatimundis squeak and snuffle, and giant porcupines make that sound. 

[typhoidmeri]

Omgggg the sounds.

[gigi-tastic]

Teddy is back on my dash and all is right with the world

[bears-official]

WE ALMOST TO OCTOBRE POST OF PUNKINBEARS

[posthumanwanderings]

[bedazzledbooty]

Why is this the way I have to find out

[garbage-empress]

[unclefather]

[distractful]

My "stay in bed all day" game too strong

[saddest-cat-hours]

[grumpybearbutch]

**eats three raspberries* I can feel my cells multiplying. my blood is cleaner, safer. my skin……less dry. I am well. I am nourished.

[youthoughtiwasasleepdidntyou]

[latinexplains]

PLEASE WATCH THIS VIDEO YALL BC THIS TYPE OF SHIT IS STILL GOING ON TODAY. AT LEAST THE FIRST COUPLE SECONDS!

[zanabism-deactivated20200529]

I really need every pro-army psychopath to watch these “vets” admit to murdering innocent families and then tell me how they need to be thanked for their service.

Not even actual murderers agree with you lmfao

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[deng-dong-deactivated20150421]

the gothest sentence in existence

[aidashakur]

what part of “do not spend money” do i not understand

[eteoclepolinice]

[signor-gecco]

Yannick Corboz