the waking world

I'm just a mouse on an adventure.

[tokyowalkingdiary]

[glitchmaus-blog]

Answers to the following questions: Do you have a pet: No that cat just refuses to leave and she adopted a dog Who would you vote for if you could: Cthulu Have any goals: To not unwittingly become a sacrificial lamb Dark secrets: I have strong opinions on fruit Preferred drink: whisky with a shot of bad decisions What languages do you speak: English and sarcasm

[glitchmaus-blog]

Answers to the following questions: What is the most evil thing: bunnies What is your favorite animal: tie between the cat and the rare and beautiful quadricorn Special talent: making people feel uncomfortable Favorite meal: plant souls Ambition: to make the snuggles bear unclean

[glitchmaus-blog]

Answers to the following questions: Are you hungry: always yes What are you doing: pursuing enlightenment through napping Why are you single: politics Do you believe in god: trick question, I have his hat Why do you have so many books: I wish to slowly, over time, absorb them into my body What's your ethnicity: non evil leprechaun Are you being serious or joking: yes

[glitchmaus-blog]

I kind of wanna get up and be productive......but I also kiiinnnddd of don't #lazybones #sleepyhead #bedhead #gay #gayguy #guy #gaystagram #instagay #cutegay

[glitchmaus-blog]

#yum #gay #gayguy #gaystagram #instagay #happy #gayselfie #Snapchat

[glitchmaus-blog]

Lol I look so serious #gay #gayguy #instagay #gaystagram #gayselfie #blackandwhite #snapchat

[glitchmaus-blog]

Lol #messyhair #gay #gayguy #tattoos #shirtlessguy #instagay #gaystagram #gayselfie #nofilter

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Lol sundays are laaazzzyyy days #lazyday #sleepyhead #gay #gayguy #shirtless #tattoos #nofilter #instagay #gaystagram

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I love this shirt #gay #gayguy #tattoos #instagay #gaystagram #dreamers

[glitchmaus-blog]

Spending some quality time with my one true love. Shhhh don't disturb us lol #gay #gayguy #nofilter #bedhead #instagay #gaystagram

[glitchmaus-blog]

#worldseries #champions #gocubs #cubs #chicago #blackandwhite #champs

[glitchmaus-blog]

Even mouse is getting in on it lol #gocubs #gay #gayguy #gaystagram #instagay #shirtless #tattoos #nofilter

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Lol #monkey #onesie #costume #gay #gayguy #gaystagram #instagay #nofilter

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#sketch I did last night #art #charcoaldrawing

[pr1nceshawn]

Tips That Can Save Your Kid’s Life.

[hiddlesherethereeverywhere]

THIS IS IMPORTANT 

When I was a child, from the time I was about four and could understand things, my mom told me and my brother that we should have a secret word. That way, if we were ever in trouble or felt unsafe and we didn’t want the people around us to know we needed her to come get us, we could let her know. So she let us pick the word and my brother and I chose the phrase “peanut butter cups.” (I’m happy to share the phrase now since both my brother and I are adults now). 

I used the phrase twice in my life. Once, I was at a friends house when I eight years old. Her dad got really drunk and was throwing things against the wall. I was really scared and I didn’t want to draw attention to myself on the phone when I called my mom to come get me because I didn’t know if he would get more violent if I asked her to come get me. So I called her and was calm and after a couple minutes I asked “Hey mommy, did you get me those peanut butter cups from the store?” And she said “I’ll be right there.” And she came and got me within minutes. 

Second, I was a teenager spending the night at a friends house. Her brother and dad were drinking and they started talking about things that made me uncomfortable - ie: what they liked to do to women. My friend didn’t seem perturbed and said that was normal for them and that I shouldn’t worry. But I was worried because they were really drunk and I was 15 and the only ‘woman’ around that wasn’t related to them. I went in my friends room, told her I needed to call my mom and say goodnight. Before I hung up with her I asked “Next time we go to the store, can we get some peanut butters cups? I’ve been craving them.” And she came and got me, just like that. 

Two incidents, one as a young child, one years later as a teen. Don’t discredit this stuff, it fucking works. My brother used it a few times too. Let your child pick the word and no never, ever, ever, ever get mad at them for using it no matter what it is. 

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DO NOT SCROLL PAST THAT.

[glitchmaus-blog]

Sometimes I feel that gay men have the whole whore/madonna complex worse than straight men.