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[waltmanncanwell756m]

Date filthy wallis

[junio882z]

Dirty milf wants to bang

[vicodinvindication]

I took a bottle whisky from your cabinet. Thanks.

Give it back??

[raptortastic]

So.... You must be the so-called "raptor trainer" I've heard so much about these past few years. This should be interesting.

I've had a hypothesis about their communication skills for a couple of decades now, especially after an, um.... Experience, of my own, back then. But I still don't believe they can be "trained" in the same way as a dog or a horse. Way more intelligent. I'm sure you can agree.

We have much to talk about, Mr. Grady.

- @fossil-frontiersman

Dr. Grant, you’re that Utahraptor guy—aren’t you? It’ll be nice to talk to someone who specializes in raptors for once.

I have to agree, at least somewhat. It’s a fair assessment to say raptors aren’t like any other domesticated animal. Their superior intelligence allows them to learn way beyond them. For their benefit, usually.

Like any other animal I’ve found they’re food motivated. But they also seem to extend their motivations beyond just that. Or maybe I just lucked out with my pack.

[bumbledblogging]

Sounders>Blaster

" ARE YOU BEING PURPOSEFULLY *DENSE* RIGHT NOW, OR JUS' * TRYNA * PISS ME OFF . "

" boss, try not to put too much effort in your facial expression, it might rupture your nose job. remember your stone cold bitch exercises, sir--"

" aH OUGHTA WHOOP YOU, REWIND. WHO GAVE YOUR SHORT SELF ANY PERMISSION at ALL ta even THANK ( think ) THAT YOU WERE ALLOWED ta SPEAK on *MAH** SHOW . . . GETTIN' ME IN A BIG OL' CONNIPTION FIT ON CAMERA, OO-- aH OUGHTA-- . . ah'm FIT to BE TIED . "

the news anchor STEAMED, music note audials sharpened up high, his tune significantly turned off - key.

his minicons tried to add in the bleeps when he stomped off & spiraled into a series of scathed curses, any chance of smooth talking redemption flung straight out a 700 story window, but the soundeffects were always too delayed to completely cover up the cussing.

blaster ran back up to his fancy glass desk that doubled as a piano set for whenever he got bored, which was Very often ( playing Mozart while traumatized people recount horrific events for the news ), & tried to tip the beautiful thing crashing onto its back, too enraged & unable to take it out on his cassettes no matter how mad their moronic acts make him.

" boss, it's-- it's like superglued to the- set . "

" aN' *WhO* was the IDIOT who ORDERED THaT?? "

. . the minicons casted looks of caution before the television in the corner replayed a Phineas & Ferb esque flashback of blaster laying draw me like one of your French femmes style across his desk while the minicons carried it onto the stage & bolted it in.

" this is my humble abode, my mind palace. ah don't want it to budge, or ah'll break you, alright? this is my new sparkling. ah'm callin' it - uh- .. . . To Be Determined . can you like- make the glue 'glue' faster??? like- just ask it or somethang . tell it ah told it to. that should fix it . "

' To Be Determined ' is doomed to the stage, whether blaster wanted it or not. But it was for the better.

He'd offer a minicon as sacrifice to save his desk from getting a scratch .

okay, he was just being dramatic .

but he'd Think about it .

[ontheairr]

@steelgrey-angel "I didn't even say anything-"

"Understand this -- you'll want to mind yourself as this will exceed any simple fantasy you may have had before. Do you understand?"

[ask--the--ragdoll]

I airdropped this to people on a plane 👍

.. @jaxfromthatcircus Is this you?

[dinthoqaf]

" A necessary evil... much like myself... Do they call you a monster? "

"Regularly and Constantly. There are several here who have already made it a point to try to prod, provoke, and condemn my position and what I do. It's those same people who justify their monstrous behavior as noble or holy. Do not fret, for being a Monster is simply what they call us anymore when they are unable to handle us on their own. They use it as a rallying call to garner support." "The weak call us Monsters. Be proud in your labeling."

(Thank you for the ask Anon! <3 )