sliding downhill

listless, deranged

[mevil]

[guooey]

[poetry-siir]

[lucifers-golden-bitch-apparently]

HELP

[revretch]

Maybe it's just miserable

[nflstreet-deactivated20180710]

[zegalba]

[wuntrum]

happy march! happy new postcard! 🍀

[batshit-auspol]

Apparently they're selling post content to train AI now so let us be the first to say, flu nork purple too? West motor vehicle surprise hamster much! Apple neat weed very crumgible oysters in a patagonia, my hat. Very of the and some then shall we not? Much jelly.

[ayeforscotland]

A Willy Wonka pop-up event in Glasgow had attendees calling the police after they paid £35 and the event didn’t deliver what was promised.

Event goers were promised a whimsical adventure all themed around something Willy Wonka might create in his factory.

Source

The keen-eyed amongst you might have noticed something a little bit…wrong.

Imagnation Lab. Encherining Entertainment. Catgacating. Live perforrmances. Cartchy tunes. Exarserdray lollipops. And my favourite “A pasadise of sweets teats”

But what did the event actually look like? WELL.

Feel like the marketing team got a bit carried away.

[staffs-secret-blog]

tumblr every april fools

[staffs-secret-blog]

tumblr when a new feature gets added

[lapetitsyrene]

I should be allowed into every museum's archives actually

[7sxvxn7]

[worshipgifs]

[theactioneer]

Sigourney Weaver testing a flamethrower for Alien (1978)

[memewhore]

[sophies-junkyard]

I have never felt so violated in my entire life

[honeytuesday]

girl i love the word puttering...like yes i am just puttering around...doing my little tasks...going beep beep....

[tenorgender]

yo these violent delights are kinda awesome. wonder how they’ll end though

[valtsv]

2018: you wake up one morning to discover that one of your mutuals has started posting almost exclusively about kpop

2022: you wake up one morning to discover that most of your dash and apparently nearly every active user on tumblr has started posting about their best friend jonathan harker having the weirdest trip of his life on his way to transylvania to visit count dracula. yeah that one.