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Fanfiction *21*

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Men will say "hear me out" and show you the hottest woman known to man kind, but women will say "hear me out" and show you this thing.

And I completely agree.

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Erik Campbell as a hamster……..that’s it. That’s the whole post.

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It's my 3 year anniversary on Tumblr 🥳

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Luigi and Pavi fighting

summary- reader having to go through the boys fighting

I could imagine watching Pavi and Luigi fight must be the funniest thing for the reader to watch.

they are sat chilling with Amber when one of the men come in screaming about the other shortly followed by the other.

" I'm the eldest that's why I'm the most important" Luigi would yell

"yes but everyone loves me more, how many women through themselves at your feet brother. I could list a few waiting for me now" Pavi would respond in a grand way.

you gave amber a look knowing this is going to be a long night.

you never wanted to disagree with your boyfriend so you usually just stayed a silent observer.

What really took you out was when they both started a musical number over the fight.

you tried to look supportive but really you were dying laughing at the theatrics of it all.

" oh no are you gonna start fighting, wait let me get my tap shoes before you do" you would joke when you over heard an argument, which would promptly lead you getting dragged away by your boyfriend to be dealt with.

so i know this is a bit random but i kept imagining scenarios while i was at work so i needed to get them written down. Some of these points make me want to write a full fiction on this type of situation. so who know!!!!

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Stealing his cigars

Summary- xmen logan finds you stealing his cigars

- you noticed logan sat on his couch smoking his usual cigar. 

- every time you were sat with him you always tried to take a puff, which he despised you doing. 

- it would usually end up with you two play fighting trying to see who would end up with the cigar in their mouth ( logan always wins) 

- he doesn't like the thought of you potentially harming your body from smoking, even if he does it himself

-this time you decide to mess with logan a bit more this time. you saw his box of cigars sat on the counter and took you chance

- you snuck one out of the box and took it into the kitchen to light.

- you had seen him prepare one multiple times so you  knew exactly what you were doing. 

- you clipped the end and lite the other with the matches from the cupboard.

- you took in a big puff making sure its lit except the smoke hit you in the back of the throat and you let out a dying cough.

- " honey what are you doing in there" you heard wolverine call out to you

-"nothing" you choked " just some water went down the wrong pipe"

-you giggled to yourself thinking about what reaction he is going to have. 

- you held the cigar in your hand and made your way to the couch where logan was sat. 

- the cigar in your hand furthest away from him.

-after a few minutes you eventually put the cigar up to your lips and really dramatically blew the smoke out. 

- at first logan didn't notice until you took your second puff.

- he slowly turned his head towards you 

- " what do you think your doing" he said through gritted teeth

- " oh this, its nothing" your grinned back at him blowing the smoke more into his face 

- next thing you know he was on top on you, pinning your arms above your head and taking the cigar out of your fingers with his teeth, holding it in his mouth 

- " you know I don't like you doing this, especially stealing my cigars" he said through gritted teeth.

- with that he inhaled a mouth full of smoke and came down to encase your lips with his and blew the smoke into your mouth.

- he pulled back looking into your face, you puffed the smoke back into his face.

- you heard a low growl come from deep within him "oh you shouldn't of done that sweetheart"

- and with that he attacked your necklace with kisses all the while you were smoking his cigar and pulling his mouth up to blow the smoke into his mouth.  

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The thirst for blood

Summary- helping Alcina with the stress of the day.

you had been sat on your shared bead for a while now, watching your lady while she was working. she was always working. you could see the muscles in her back as she leaned over her desk a fine pair of glasses lay at the tip of her nose.

"Alci, my love come to bed" you called out. hoping for a response

"hmpf" she sighed back not really giving any response.

you jumped off the bed pulling your silk red nightgown over your shoulders and strode over to your lady. you placed her hands on her shoulders rubbing slow circles into her shoulder blades. " what can i do to ease you my love" you whispered into her ear. 

"i fear there is nothing you can do to help this time dragostea mea, mother Miranda is planning something and its putting a lot of stress on me," she placed her hand on top of yours " I need to make sure everything goes well to prove myself as best to mother". 

she turned her head slightly and you could see the strain on her face, her eyes looked dull and her skin had stress lines. you swivelled yourself round so your in front of Alcina. you placed your hands on either side of her head and pulled yourself onto her lap, straddling her. " my love, how long has it been since you have eaten" you could see her swallow as if she was just remembering how hungry she was. 

"its been a few days since I've drank anything if that's what you mean" she replied pulling you closer to her. you pulled down the top part of your dressing gown exposing your neck and half your chest " you can have me if you desire" you breathed. 

you heard your lady let out a delighted sigh " dragostea mea" she responded looking at your bare neck stroking soft lines across it. " I'm afraid ill hurt you if I do that" she gave you a peck on the lips.

" you don't need to drain me, just use me enough to satisfy your thirst" you said. shuffling yourself up more so your neck presented itself right under her mouth. Alcina looped her arms around your waist and raised herself up off the chair and started to stride towards your shared bed. 

She laid you down onto the bedsheets as she scootched next to you pulling you up into her chest. " you tell me if I hurt you, if you start to not like it even a little but you tell me" you looked up at her with big eyes and nodded your head. 

"I'm yours my love" 

With that she pulled a arm around your waist and placed a hand over yours. your breathe hitched in your throat as your felt her lips peppering your neck. you closed your eyes waiting for the pain. 

You felt her teeth graze across your neck and then pain. Her teeth sank into your flesh and you could feel the blood leaving your body. you gasped and held onto the front of her nightgown letting out little painful gasps now and then. you squeezed her hand letting her know you are okay, hoping this was bringing your love some relief.

After a few minutes you felt your vision going blurry and your hand going limp in hers, you felt her release off your neck. Gently licking the wound that she had made. "my love, are you ok" she whispered to you. 

Your eyes barley open keeping your breathing level "I'm okay, I promise" you used all your strength to lean up and capture her lips in yours, holding on to this passionate moment.  

There you both stayed for the rest of the night. sharing the moment with each other until the morning. 

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Bathing with Alcina

Summary-

you explore the village only to come across some Lycans, when Alcina finds you she takes you back to the castle to relax in a bath with her.

Your body felt bruised all over. even though Alcina despised the thought you spent most of your days wondering through the village looking at all the ruins and paintings that adorned each house where people used to have their livelihood now a smoking husk. you enjoyed the stillness in the air, well you did enjoy it until you heard the howling. You knew the Lycans were about but you assumed that Heisenberg had them wrapped around his finger and they would be feasting somewhere in the stronghold. But no there you were face to face with the biggest Lycan you had ever seen. he was holding a variety of scrap metal moulded into a hammer. He could smell you, that much was clear. your face behind a old decaying door in which not much of it was left standing. you decided to take your chances and bolt trying to make it out of the house before that thing saw you.  you flung the doors open momentarily knocking the beast sideways. you sprinted round the side trying to get to the door. you were knocked off your feet a seething pain now in your side. you awoke to see the beast just a few feet away from you pulling back his hammer ready to slam back down on you. 

In that moment you felt an embrace behind you. you saw your lady surrounding you holding the creature by his neck before throwing him through the wall. you closed your eyes again before falling into yourself sobbing and shaking. 

"Dragostea mea" you heard as you felt a hand encase your cheek. you softened into the touch while still crying. slowly opening your eyes to your lady you immediately threw yourself onto her, "your here, your here" you sobbed into her chest holding on for dear life. 

" I'm here Dragostea mea, don't worry I'm here now" you felt here hands wiping the tears away from your cheeks. you pulled back looking into her eyes. " lets go home, i want to go home now" you whispered.  "of course, just hold onto me Iubit" and with that you closed your eyes and held onto your ladies dress as she pulled you up into her arms. feeling warm and protected you allowed yourself to feel calm and drifted off to sleep. 

- TIME SKIP 

you awoke on your shared bed, wrapped in red velvet. the first thing you noticed was the sound of rushing water and the warm smell of roses. You lifted up from bed leaning on the palms of your hands. you winced feeling all of the aches and pains of the days earlier problem. "ah my love your finally awake" you looked to wear you had heard the voice. your lady was at her vanity putting out her cigarette in a lace black dressing gown with nothing on underneath. your breath hitched in your throat. " my lady" you breathed  " what a view to wakeup to". you heard her take a breathy laugh while striding towards you. placing herself on the bed next to you. her hand reached out towards your cheek " I've had a bath drawn for us Dragostea mea". she held her hand out to you pulling you up and out of bed, holding her arm behind you as she led you to the bathroom. 

you saw the bath, the centre piece of the room. inside the water was blood red with candles littering the floor around it. you softly gasped. "my love, this is beautiful" you felt Alcina moving from  behind you towards the bath, you noticed she had left her dressing gown on the floor now matching you being in the nude. " I have had this bath crafted specifically to heal your injuries, it has used local herbs and flowers specifically to target muscle soreness. A luxury of learning from mother Miranda". she slowly climbed into the bathtub, you were in awe at how gracefully she was able to do all these things. you definitely didn't have that level of grace.  " okay your gonna have to close your eyes when I get in, otherwise ill trip and faceplant into the bath" you chuckled. you saw Alcina smile and slowly close her eyes. You grabbed hold of her hand and pulled yourself into the bath. your body falling underneath the warm red liquid and your back pressed up against your lady's front. You felt at ease. 

just then you felt wo large hands encase your shoulders. " tell me if this hurts too much" Alicna whispered. she applied pressure exactly where the beast Lycan had battered you. you sighed leaning further back into your lady's chest, her breasts pressing against your back making you focus on that feeling and relaxed into it further. "Dragostea mea" you heard from behind you. "hmmppp" you replied eyes closed head back. " I don't want you going into the village anymore, not on your own at least. You cant imagine the panic I went through hearing your screams and not being able to find you" she whispered into your ear. 

" well I thought Heisenberg kept the Lycans hidden away in the threshold" you replied. " that fool wouldn't know where to find his head if it wasn't on his shoulders" she resented. " im just happy to have you in my arms again" she started peppering kisses down your neck snaking her hands to hold your chest. " just relax now my love, we have all evening to stay in here" 

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Can you write something with Luigi being unexpectedly sweet with the reader, and I mean so sweet the reader is mildly suspicious as to why he's being so sweet

SICKLY SWEET

luigi largo x reader

you had noticed Luigi was spending a lot more time with you. of course you didn't mind you enjoyed spending time with your boyfriend. But the way he was being was too suspicious for you. It started with him insisting you come to all the family gatherings with his siblings, making sure you were safe in the process always having a part of his body touching you. His hand in yours. His hand behind your back. giving you a peck on the forehead even fully making out with you in front of his family. As someone who usually isnt into PDA this was more than abnormal for him.

It didn't stop there though. He would be buying flowers and little gifts for you every chance he got. coming home from work, flowers. leaving in the morning, a plushie on your nightstand. you loved all the gifts he was getting you but were becoming increasingly more suspicious, part of you worried that all of these gifts were because he was doing something he shouldn't and was feeling guilty about it.

eventually you confronted him about it. he was in the kitchen after insisting he tried to cook your favourite meal. " Amore mio" you called behind him " can we talk please ".

" of course what's on your mind" he responded getting plates out of the cupboard. " you've just been different lately, I love all the gifts I really do. But it seems like your trying to hide something."

luigi sighed turning round with two plates and putting them on the table. " come sit " he said. you did as you were told, leaning to hold his hand in the middle of the table. " I haven't been fully truthful with you, I've tried to make it as less obvious as I can. I want you to be part of my family. I want you to be a largo"

As he finished the sentence you noticed him reaching for his jacket pocket and pulling out a small box inside was a ring.

"yn will you please marry me"

i hope this is okay!! when I get asked for sickly cute and sweet fics I go sickly sweet to the max!!!

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How you meet the Repo characters

Headcanons for how you and the characters of repo the gentic opera might meet.

- LUIGI LARGO 

you family were quite wealthy and knew the largos well. Secretly they hoped that you and Luigi would get to know each other quite well which means you were forced into uncomfortable situations where you two would be the only two left in the room at functions or before parties. this lead you to talk about minor things such as what surgeries the other have had or what your plans for the future were. Eventually you enjoyed being around his company and found yourself actually craving being around him and needing his voice. it didn't take long for him to realise his feelings for you as well. 

- PAVI LUIGI 

you were one of Pavis personal GENterns he liked having the same girls with him all the time but you were the one he kept around most. you noticed he would send the other GENterns away but insist you stay close to him. He granted you and only you permission to remove his mask and pick out his new face every so often, making you sit on his lap in the process. you could feel his hands snaking their way behind you each time you did this but as a GENtern you couldn't show much emotion over it. you knew this man and his siblings temper and you didn't want to cross that. 

-GRAVEROBBER 

you were desperate for your zydrate, you got addicted to it in your teens when you had enough money to fund it but slowly you were running out. you could feel your vision blurring as you ran through one of the back alleyways. you knew this is the hangout for where people get their zydrate and you hoped at least if you passed out someone would come take you in, or evenly put you out of your misery while you were unconscious. With that thought you felt your legs go weak and fall out underneath you your mind going black. you didn't know how long you had been out but suddenly you felt a rush on the top of your thigh. like you had been struck by lighting and it was coursing through your veins. your mind clouded with ecstasy as you opened your eyes to a beautiful man looming above you " hey are you awake yet, your okay aren't you" you heard as your eyes were taking focus. you noticed the mans hand on your thigh where you had felt the jolt in his other hand a weird looking device. " eh sorry" he replied as he noticed you looking at his hand placement " your jumper is too thick for the needle to go through and your shorts were high enough for the right placement to get the zydrate straight to your veins" . " zydrate!" you gasped " how do you just have zydrate on you?"   " well it comes with the job my lady" he replied as he took your hand " im a graverobber" he said looking into your eyes " and what might your name be?".   " yn " you replied, shocked at who you were talking to. 

-AMBER SWEET

 you andAmber met each other as a lot of musical auditions, you started when you were both very little before there was any start of competition. you would sneak off and play with each other under desks and in cupboard's where people wouldn't be able to find you. both of you finally happy to have a friend and someone your own age to spend time with. over time you both got closer, Amber even offering you to come live in the largo family home from now on and all your surgeries to be taken care of so you dont need to be worried about repo man. you loved Amber dearly but always wondered if you stopped being her friend would you have to worry about the repo man. with that thought in your head you let Amber get all the concerts and clout from your musical auditions just to keep the tension low. 

- NATHAN WALLACE

Nathan had just started his job as repo man, something he was not too fond of. His next client was a young women who had recently missed payments on vocal cords she got years prior. He made his way to the young women's apartment and banged on the door. no response. He banged again this time more aggressive, " oh god no" he heard a women cry out from behind the door. With that he kicked the handle and the door swung open. he saw the women running into the bedroom to a chest of draws, cornered in the room. he approached and grabbed a fist full of her hair putting a blade towards her throat. Through all the struggling the women screaming became silenced as repo man stuck his hand through the gash in her neck and pull out the cords he was looking for. her weight fell against him. Dead. His job was done. until he heard a soft cry coming from the chest of drawers where the women had been earlier. He removed his mask and walked over. seeing a small baby in one of the drawers, the mothers attempt at a hiding spot. He picked you up small and fragile afraid of getting blood on the blanket you were wrapped in. his own daughter was about this age as well. Nathan knew he wasn't meant to make the job personal but leaving a small defenceless child here when he had just killed its mother felt heartless.  so he took you back home. you grew up with his as your father figure. giving Shiloh a friend who could bring back things from the outside world for her to document. 

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-LEARNING ITALIAN WITH LUIGI 

- Luigi loves it when you show an interest in his language.

- he of course uses the odd word in Italian but never speaks it fluently in front of you. The only time you have ever seen him speak fluently is when he has been arguing with Pavi. 

- secretly you loved listening to his annoyed tone and the words you couldn't quite work out yet you could sit there and listen to him for hours

- one day you plucked up the courage to ask him to speak some in front of you. 

-  Luigi was definitely intimidating, even to you, but when he heard you take an actual interest in  something personal to him.

- he started off simple with teaching you how to say hello ( ciao ) goodbye ( arrivederci ) and even I love you ( Ti amo ) 

- but something he didn't realise you would go and do is practice some yourself 

- you would walk into his office acting suspicious trying to distract him from any paperwork he was in the middle of doing " honey what are you up to now" he would call out to you. 

- "oh nothing amore mio, just coming to admire your bellezza" you would reply a sly smile on your face before walking out the room"

- you heard his chair scrape against the floor and the thud of his footsteps running after you

- you picked up the pace as well, eager to make a game out of this. Heading straight to your bedroom. 

- just as your hand grabbed the handle of the door you felt a force grab your waist and spin you round

- " think its cute speaking to me like that do you Amore mio, lets put that mouth to good use then" 

- with that his lips crashed into yours, your hands snaked up to his hair as his grabbed onto the handle where you had previously been. 

- your eyes shot open "rallenta luigi" you gasped. 

- he pulled back looking into your eyes. " oh your definitely going to speak more Italian to me "

- and with that you were pushed into the bedroom using your voice more for luigi 

- I apologise if I haven't got some of the words right, i have been learning some Italian ( thank you duolingo) but obviously some of these words are not common phrases so i have used google translate and YouTube to find the right phrases if they are incorrect please let me know. 

till next time little hammies!! 

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Getting dressed with copia

- this man has so many clothes, like he has an entire wardrobe of just the most obnoxious extravagant outfits. 

- you wanted to go on a cute picnic date and asked him to dress in something smart and comfy. he comes out in his white stage costume.

- trousers skin tight, essentially a corset jacket and a large rimmed hat. 

- you looked at him fighting laughter. " my love, you know you don't have to get that dressed up just  for a date" 

- you absolutely adored his outfits especially this one, but surely it cant be comfortable while sitting down and having a picnic. 

- "this is one of my nicest outfits, i wanted to make a effort for you amore mio" he replied striking a pose 

- you decided if he was going all out then you were going all out as well

- you wore one of your skin tight black dresses with long sleeves, a corset belt, pentagram necklace and a crow skull necklace. finishing it off with a regal black rose crown headpiece. 

_ you looked at the two of you in the mirror. contrasting but looking just as elegant as each other.

- copia held out his hand to you "ready to go" 

- "lets go" you responded

sorry this was only short, i had a idea but didnt know how to write it as a story. if you want to see more of this let me know and i might add to it!!

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CHOPTOP HEADCANNONS!

- you knew the family before chop top went to Vietnam you would hang around him and nubbins while they were up to mischief. you never pursued  him romantically at this time but you both were extremely flirty with each other

-   when he got back you were the first one there. you knew the boys wouldn't be able to look after him properly and clean his wounds with the car that ne needed. 

- you would sit with him while he told you stories about Vietnam, at first you thought he was just loopy from all the medication he was taking until you walked into his room and found him scratching chunks out of his head and complaining about the radio waves. 

-  you spent more of your time with him after that, both of you falling in love. 

- you got used to the meat business they were in they promised to leave people you love alone as long as your part of the family

- now  you and chop top were official you would go into town checking out the record stores seeing which new bands had albums or going to karaoke bars. 

- but listening to the radio is what chop top enjoyed most, you would lie together on the grass  just talking and listening to the radio

- he would wear his wigs around everyone else but you could see it was uncomfortable for him so you insisted when it was just to two of you he is free to take it off and let his plate breathe a bit. in these times you noticed his scratching went down.

- when you two get serious this man is feral. constantly pulling you behind some bodies to have make out sessions while hearing Drayton is running round trying to find you two complaining about how time is money that your wasting. 

- you would take in bubba as a little brother. chop top loved the fact that you didn't find his family weird and accepted them as your own, even if Drayton did need some persuasion. 

- going on trips with the boys finding people to kill, they do the killing you loot them. usually when they strip the bodies of their clothes you would be the first one there looking for anything to wear. mostly stealing band t-shirts and hats when you got the chance. 

- playing hide and seek with chop top down in the tunnels, even though you love him you have to admit dude is freaky as hell when he is chasing you. 

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courting with Copia

summary - arranged courting with Copia ( fluff)

You heart pounded in your head, you couldn’t concentrate on anything a few hours ago you were in your apartment and now your being whisked away to court a man from a clergy you only recently found out about.

 Apparently, your father had been conversing with someone deep within the clergy and announced that you are perfect for her son and courting should start immediately. This was usual of your father not to involve you in anything as important as whom you might possibly spend the rest of your life with. But that didn’t matter now, you were concentrating on simply getting there and meeting this mystery man.

Time skip 

You were stood outside of the most gorgeous house you have ever had the experience of viewing. your breathe was caught in your chest as you took a step forward to knock on the door. hearing the gravel pass underneath your cars wheels as it drove away, you are well and truly stuck here now whether you like the man you are about to meet or not. 

your hand rattles against the door a few times before you notice the bell. you go to press your finger against it when a older women opens the door. " ah welcome, it y/n isn't it" she expressed as she took your hand to shake. 

"oh yes I'm Y/N L/N i have been sent to talk with sister imperator" you recited looking at the women for any hint of help.  " that's lucky I'm sister imperator, but please just call me sister"  she took your hand and lead you inside " don't worry someone will come by soon to take care of your bags" she said pointing to the baggage behind you.  you didn't know how long you were going to be staying so packing for every occasion was a must do. 

" i will introduce you to cardi in a moment, let me just have a look at you" sister replied while swinging you in front of her. she placed her hands on your shoulders examining your face muttering to herself in a language you couldn't quite work out.

 " so cardi is your son then madam?" you asked as she gazed upon you. " oh yes but you my dear will call him cardinal copia just for the time being, cardi is the nickname i gave him as he's my little boy. we will go see him now you seem a very good fit for him" 

as she lead you down the great open corridor you noticed lots of different portraits of people in skeleton face painting, you took a mental note to ask about those later. you hadn't realized sister had been talking to you this entire time until you heard " -so he will be moving up ranks very shortly but for now i would like him to focus on what else he wants to grow the clergy, understood?" you now stopped in front of a door which you could only assume was copias. you sucked in all the air you could fearing you might stop breathing the minute you get through the door, sure you didnt know anything about this man but the fact you had to spend possibly the rest of your life with him the nerves were high!

sister opened the door and allowed you to step in first. what you saw wasnt exactly the man you had been expecting. you were expecting a grand thrown in his room and him perched upon it in some elaborate robes and facepaint like what you had seen in the corridor, yet in front of you was a ordinary handsome man in a red tracksuit playing videogames on the oldest tv you had ever seen. you noticed his eyes first one green one bright white, they met yours as you stared. 

" oh hello, im sorry i didn't see you come in" copia muttered while frantically putting down the controller and fighting his way out of the cables around him. " cardi" sister imperator stepped in " this is Y/N he girl i told you about the other day, she will be staying with us for a few weeks i would like you to get to know each other better" she beamed as she approached copia dragging him up by the arm. he was now only a foot away from you holding out his hand. " oh yes Y/N sister told me all about you ,good things, good things. I am cardinal" 

you took his hand " pleased to meet you im Y/N" he looked at you blankly " y-yes i know sister just said" you froze " im sorry i just say stupid stuff when i meet new people" you responded frantically. sister imperator lt out a small chuckle " ill leave you two too it, cardi your okay to show Y/N to her room when they are ready? yes" 

"yes sister" he replied quickly making sure to close the door behind her. he turned back around slowly " so, Y/N im cardinal". you laughed " i know you just said, your a bit like me with that" 

" oh right yes apologise, well..." you both just stood looking at each other not really sure what to say or what to do. you could feel your palms sweating " look i know I'm here for you to view me to court but can we just pretend that's not happening otherwise i fear it will make the time we have together really awkward" you know the whole point of you two being put together was to see if you were a good pairing but in reality you couldn't sit comfortably knowing that. " no thats okay" he respond " ive already made my decision anyway" he shuffled towards his makeshift settee/bed he was playing video games on " you can join me, i have a extra controller" he gestured holding up a purple one towards you. 

you sat down on the edge of the settee not wanting to get too close and stared at the television screen. you were mid playing through a mortal combat battle when you heard a clattering from just behind copia. he noticed your glances over " its okay dont worry about them, just some of my friends" he chuckled. 

" what you keep your friends locked in your room behind curtains do you" you tried to joke. in return he let out a gentle laugh " oh yes every single one, they don't like the light so they are behind there" you gave him a sly look. " but- what are they, your friends i mean" 

he smiled softly and looked into your eyes. " rats!!" you could see the apprehension leave his face when you bolted off the settee " RATS!" you replied " i adore rats please show them to me!" 

" of course Mio caro" he responded taking your hand.

thank you for reading this, its my first ghost fanfiction ( hopefully of a lot more to come ) i hope you enjoy tell me what else you would like to read. 

CHUCHUHAMMIES 

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fanfictions

give me characters you want me to write about!!!!

fandoms i write for:

house of 1000 corpses

resident evil

dc

marvel

disney

acotar

ghost (band)

twilight

saw

any horror franchise tbh

more fandoms i can do but these are the most common i do

please bare in mind i will not write anything for characters not 18+!!!!!!

i also will not write about real people ( aka celebrities/singers) i will do the characters they portray but not them irl

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I just know that if she were a teacher she would run theater class like it’s the navy

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ARTHUR FLECK X READER

Coming home from work and sharing a cute moment with Arthur before falling asleep!

WARNINGS- NONE

JUST FLUFF

You were coming home from work, you spent most of your days working in a tiny bookshop in the nicer parts of Gotham. It made enough money to pay for bills and you enjoyed it enough even if the days were slow the only problem was the commute back to your flat it was long and tiring, especially after a hard day.

Your favourite thought on your journey home was Arthur, you knew he would be at home waiting for you, he used to meet you at the subway station and walk you back to your flat but after Penny needed more looking after he decided to just head straight home and you would meet him there.

You had been living with Arthur and Penny for about a year now, helping spread the bills between the two of you to let Arthur focus more on his stand up career. It was something you didnt mind it meant that you could spend more time with Arthur and experience what it was like to finally own a place together even if his mother was hanging over you all the time.

The trains were long and dragging this particular night, it took ages for you to get back to your station then still you had to walk all the way back to the apartment, by then you were completely exhausted and just needed bed. You opened the door to your apartment and was greeted by a rush of force coming at you. Arthur was there

"Where have you been, I've been sat waiting" he said face full of worry.

He had obviously been pacing back and forth, you could tell by his sweaty forehead and general look of distress.

"Hey baby, I'm okay in right here" you say placing your hands on his cheeks "the trains were delayed it took longer than expected" you kissed him on the nose then stood back to start taking your coat off and hang your bag up.

"Well mother is asleep already, she's been going on about the letters again" Arthur sighed giggling slightly

"Do you really think he will respond" you ask turning around to face him

"He's a busy man, but I don't want to make her unhappy so I just go along with it. One less thing for her to complain about" Arthur said and he took your had and escorted you to the settee.

Since penny had the bed you and Arthur have to play Tetris on the settee each night to get to sleep. Either it's you lying on him or you both top and tail or one of you admit defeat and end up on the floor. Just one more reason why you wished you could move out and have your own space with Arthur.

"Are you hungry, I can put something in the microwave real quick" Arthur asked before he sat down.

"I'm okay just come sit with me"you say pulling him into you, "I've had a long day I just need my Arthur for a bit"

You heard him give a small huffed laugh, he still couldn’t quite grasp the fact that you loved him. He always assumed he would never find someone to love him for who he is and not just to use him. But every time he hears you openly show your love towards him it makes his heart flutter.

Arthur goes to lay down pulling you up onto his chest, your head resting just underneath his chin. “Wish we could stay like this forever” he says into your hair. “Wish we didn’t have to deal with the bullshit out there”

You looked up at him noticing a slight edge to his voice, “bad day as well?” You ask.

“Snothing, just the guys at work making fun on my act, says a clown ain’t funny if he laughs at his own jokes” he recalls

“What” you respond lifting your head up “ but your like the funniest person I know, why do you think I fell for you?”

“Because I’m funny?” He whispers back

“Exactly” you exclaim “ I mean your gorgeous face also helped but I mean who cares about that”

He chuckles under you “ you really think so”

You lean down towards his lips whispering into his mouth “baby I know so, it’s what makes you you and I don’t want that to change…ever”

You lay back down onto his chest relaxing into his grasp now realising how tired you are.

“Baby” you mumble “ tell me some of your new material”

“Are you sure? Right now” he asks

“Mhmmm I want to hear your voice” you mumble back head fully in his chest.

“Okay let me think” Arthur responds, for the next half an hour Arthur tells you his new one liners, some which are sfw some which you giggle at simply because of how violent they seem. After a while he notices you not laughing anymore and a quiet snore coming from you.

He giggles to himself. “Oh my love what are we going to do with you he says to himself”

He kisses the top of your head again “goodnight my love, sleep tight” as he turns off the lap near his head.

Hey !!! Took a little break but I’m back to writing again! If anyone has any suggestions for scenarios they would like to see please let me know. I’m able to write sfw and nsfw whatever floats your boat. Okie byeee

Till next time little hammies!

[glitterhammies]

LUIGI LARGO X READER HEADCANONS

NO SMUT

FLUFF

- this man is constantly in a bad mood, like oh my word take a chill pill

-when you came into his life he calmed down a lot especially around you even though he became more aggressive to others

- doesnt let anyone else touch you or come near you, our his and he will kill whoever touched his property.

- gets into multiple fights with pavi about you, pavi trying to seduce you and luigi threatening to kill him while your sat in the corner with Amber looking on in confusion

- literally being besties with amber, luigi isnt best pleased that you have taken such a liking to his sister but hes happy your bonding with the family well

- rotti will be apprehensive at first, uncomfortable with the idea of anyone coming into the largo family and potentially ruining his image but after a few meetings he grows to love you ( perhaps more than his own children)

- he talks to you about children and how he wants you to grow the future of geneco as long as your able to keep luigi under control

-when luigis with you hes one of the snuggliest guys ever, this man just needs a cuddle

- having little dates at the Italian fair his father puts on

- having your first surgery and luigi being there for you, making sure you don't have any debt as to not be in fear of the repo man

- your surgery would be an organ failure as opposed to cosmetic surgery, one of the things Luigi loves about you is the fact your natural

-he doesn't like you having surgeries, there can only be one zydrate addict in the family. He wants you to be as pure as possible

Come back for part 2 soon