Glitter Against Humanity

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Wednesday // 2 September 2015 - Perhaps the only time we rooted for Emily in Until Dawn.

“Understand the palm of my hand, bitch.”

SLAP!

And cheers to Nichole Bloom for portraying Emily as such a legit bish. I cannot even.

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Wednesday // 19 August 2015 - This can mean a lot of things in the workplace: A. When you want to grab your wig to go. B. When you’re stuck in a useless meeting and you want to GTFO. C. When you’re answering e-mails after EOD and you want to GTFO. D. When you are interviewing someone who isn’t qualified during lunch and you want to GTFO. E. When you realize this labor of love (i.e. non-paid internship) just isn’t worth it and you want to GTFO. The possibilities are endless. Thank you, Wendy.

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Monday // 10 August 2015 - Today’s work load feels like an extended 24th note run on 147 BPM in Determinator featured in Roxor Games’ In The Groove 2 (2005).

Video Source: Reddit.

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Um, could you not

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when someone tries to roast you but you are too flawless

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me

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SUNDAY // 9 August 2015 - If you watch The Wendy Williams Show religiously you'll remember there was an episode where she totally made fun of footage showing Elton John falling out of his chair (December 8, 2014: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fdUbs9baxfI // "Elton's Accident" starts at 16:35 mark). This story was posted today on TMZ and coincidentally ‪Elton John just so happens to be performing this evening at ‪Outside Lands in San Francisco.

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Tuesday // 28 July 2015 - Joan Rivers flips the bird when asked about her documentary that didn’t get nominated. We miss you Joan!!!

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Tuesday // 14 July 2015 - The final look from the Maison Margiela Artisanal Collection Fall/Winter 2015 show. Yes. Yes. Yes.

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SATURDAY // 4 July 2015 - Alyssa Milano and our dearly departed Joan Rivers tap into their unique version of The Power of Three that involves middle fingers during a Sit On It And Rotate Session in Episode 23 of In Bed With Joan. (Original Air Date: 13 August 2013)

The Power of Three Will Flip You Free... The Power of Three Will Flip You Free... The Power of Three Will Flip You Free... 

This spell* works in a variety of situations when parts of an interview are taken out of context. It’s also extremely effective against the Source of All High School. 

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June 17, 2015 - Black Lady gets thrown out of Crystal Palace because she’s ineligible.

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Wednesday // June 10, 2015 - When you are just a little late to get up to clap for the Hot Topics on The Wendy Williams Show...

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Wednesday // June 10, 2015 - Wendy Williams is not exactly impressed with Miley Cyrus for Paper Magazine. *shrugs*

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TUESDAY // June 2, 2015 - Two fabulous Asian ladies turnt AF on the Wendy Williams Show during Hot Topics. Represent. YAAASSS!!!

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Monday // May 18, 2015 - Wendy Williams is not feeling it with the Billy Cosby Scandal.

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Thursday // April 23, 2015 - Wendy Williams refers to somebody’s particular ex-husband as a “wildebeest” during Hot Topics. We all fell out of our chairs.

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Throwback Thursday // 2015 April 23 - Mad TV was ahead of its time with its Entertainment Tonight parody. They celebrated the periods of Melissa Joan Hart, Jill Hennessy and Mo’Nique. I could not stop laughing when this first came on. [Episode #189 // Season 8, Episode 18 // Original Air Date: March 15, 2003]

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Tuesday // April 22, 2015 - When the audience is a little more excited than you are but you are still upset that you’re not feeling the color of your wig and that you can’t wear heels because you broke your toe the other day. 

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Wednesday // April 22, 2015 - A total gag ending for The Evil Within: The Consequence DLC. LOL!!! Juli Kidman is voiced by the wonderful Jennifer Carpenter.