[screamydreamy]

I am sadly not a legitimate be gay do crimes thrillseeker. the idea of getting in trouble makes my tummy hurt. Sorry

[cat-boy-tits]

the spirit is willing, but the flesh has anxiety.

[folkloregirlfriend]

minimalism is cool but have you ever had all the things you love in your room

[pedalfar]

[dynamoe]

via ポタリングキャットのふわふわカード

[tributary]

women’s fashion retailers are like i’m going to make an outfit that is so unwearable

[plumslices]

A little cheese some fruit some tea THATS an afternoon

[wellwaterhysteria]

we owe the supernatural people on tumblr so much actually. that show was so mean to them and they're still so fucking funny about it. i think jared padalecki should be in jail forever

[wellwaterhysteria]

oh sorry there's been some confusion as to why i think jared padalecki should be in jail forever. let me clarify. his vibes are horrendous.

[theolddivorcedzukka]

new mother-daughter bonding activities just dropped: psychoanalyzing your father

[k-dhd]

if i could have any superpower it would be to have my teeth be brushed without having to move or even think about it. just every morning and night like clockwork, it’s already done for me.

[revivisection]

my hobbies include napping, sleeping, lying down, resting, closing my eyes, dozing, snoozing, slumbering, etc.

[yooboobies-deactivated20240123]

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[scooplery]

the most fucking annoying thing about mental illness is that knowing more about it literally does not make a difference. you can watch your own insanity creep up on you in real time, know exactly where it’s coming from and what it’s gonna do to you, know all the silly little psychiatry words for all your silly little “symptoms”, and still have no control over its grip on you. like, i am NOT at the steering wheel in here at ALL bro.

[970317980622]

[phone rings at any time of day]

me: what maniac would call me right now

[thewolfofthestars]

So ya boi went off today

[hollowboobtheory]

it's all fun and games until you take a little too long to swallow your medication and you start tasting it

[closet-keys]

I love you ciabatta, I love you injera, I love you tortillas, I love you naan, I love you bagels, I love you pita, I love you fried dough, I love you scallion pancakes, I love you rice balls, I love you zucchini bread,  I love you cinnamon buns, I love you pumpernickel & rye & sourdough, I love you biscuits, I love you english muffins, I love you french toast, I love you papad, I love you noodles, I love you dough

[mclennonyaoi]

you think mountain goats fans are insane sometimes like there’ll be a song like “there were cockroaches everywhere, i opened the curtain and it was light outside, the sun had exploded” and all these mountain goats fans will go “LITERALLY SOBBING RN. he has such a way with words. this really shows the narrators complicated relationship with his daughter and his sexuality” and you go. ok. you’re insane. and then you check the wiki and see what jd says because surely he’s said something to prompt this. and there’ll be a mile long quote like “you know when you’re watching a black and white film from 1980’s beligum about the birth and death of christ with a classic slasher horror villian reading the bible as narration, (only 4 of which were ever produced on vhs,) and you feel…” and it goes on for another 2 pages. and it’s like! oh! okay! so you’re fucking insane too. i get it.

[mclennonyaoi]

you think i’m joking. i’m not.

[biexboyfriend-deactivated202305]

i think anyone who says tht a bi man & a bi woman in a relationship r basically the same as a straight couple have never put any thought into how bisexuality challenges preconcieved dynamics and the gender roles usually assumed in m/f relationships.

[cardentist]