glittery-burnttoast

[k1mkardashian]

[deannalndn]

Bruh. I do not understand the definition of “fun” anymore. My mind has just been blown.

[rugracks904]

Hint : it involves a bed.

[glitteryburnttoast]

Watchin netflix in bed

[catmeme-moved]

[fitandhealthyhero]

[anomaly1]

I’m biting my lip from making a smart comment

[11011101654-deactivated20160202]

*sext to yo man*

[fentyfupa]

I mean☕️🌚 someone gon have to say it eventually…

[bando--grand-scamyon]

SCREAMING

[babysza]

Someone please say it

[daddynoooo]

I’m done…..lolol….this is true but I’m done

[biohazerd]

Yall triflin lmfao

[allbl-ck]

😈🌚….

[itsmisspickle-deactivated201812]

[weddingcakesnoball-deactivated2]

Lol this is hilarious

[moo-sopretty]

I don’t get it😩

[baby-berita-deactivated20200413]

The suspense is killing me 😂

[murder-she-wont-deactivated2017]

Lmaooo

[theryanproject]

Y'all need to stop 😂😂😂

[bando--grand-scamyon]

Reblogging again for the shade, but the truth is backed by health science LMAO

[myblaqboudoir]

So ain’t nobody gonna actually say it 😂😂

[garnbinogirlforever]

Don’t you dare fuckin say it.

[firstoffletmesayi]

This is a concept fa dat ass.

[candiikismet]

I’m holding my breath about to pop!!! Don’t y'all dare!

[rappermode]

[blvck-mermaid]

Actually the fact that no one has said it makes it better. I’ll wait………….. watch for it to come back around 

[ayemuhhfucka]

gah damn i love tumblr so much

[dezilife]

Lmao !!!

[cuethetrou-deactivated20201023]

*internally screams out answer*

[bitch-puddin]

Who gwaan say it? Who gwaan say it? Who gwaan say it? 😂😂😂😂

[wvrthy]

lmfaooo why do I live for posts like these though?

[getmoneysexmen]

Ha the last one

[cosmic-noir]

[brownnskinboy-deactivated201812]

[dr-gyaci]

I’ve reblogged this for weeks and still nothing…SENSATIONAL

[rugracks904]

Just followed all y'all cuz we all know the answer, but holding it like the secret Krabby Pattie Formular

[thequeenof-me]

somebody please say it 😩

[firstoffletmesayi]

noooooOOOOOAP

[sunflowerjawn]

After all this, no body gonna say anything 😂😂

[afrohoopz-deactivated20170811]

And the wait continues

[mmshawty]

Omfg

[afrodesiacworldwide]

lmao!! Fact… Keep it going!!!

[beaupei]

SHIT, I’LL SAY IT

[gonebutnotforgottenlmao-deactiv]

LMAOO I LOVE THIS

[poeticuma]

👀🤔

[dynastylnoire]

Here for this

[freshest-tittymilk]

Oh Lord do I ever want to

[theknightmurders]

we all like…

[yonivibes21-deactivated20220829]

[bando--grand-scamyon]

I see no one still hasn’t said anything

[glitteryburnttoast]

How long will this last???

[lookingfortronler]

iconic 

[homojabi]

Not all lesbians are thin white girls who wear Calvin Klein underwear and go camping every weekend. Lesbians are brown girls in salwar kameezes and bindis and black girls with dreadlocks and afros and Muslim girls in hijabs and Jewish girls in tznius, lesbians are fat girls and 5X+ girls and girls with big bones and girls who are 6 feet tall, lesbians are poor girls on welfare and girls getting food stamps and homeless girls and girls working multiple minimum wage jobs, lesbians are girls with depression and anxiety and girls with personality disorders and psychosis and girls in the hospital and girls who are suicidal, lesbians are girls with disabilities and girls in wheelchairs and girls with chronic pain and girls who are blind and deaf and girls who are in recovery and girls who can’t recover, lesbians are girls who are 5 years old and girls who are 85 years old and girls who have known their whole life and girls who just found out, lesbians are girls from literally all walks of life and all cultures and all religions and our stories are so unique and so vast and to reduce us to only a small group of girls who most of us aren’t is disingenuous of who we all are as a whole.

[grandwhizbang]

When you have to make your own food, and you’ve been watching too much food network lately

[nerdgasrnz]

What you have before you are deconstructed, rustic chicken breast fritters coated lightly in breadcrumbs and toasted until crisp and golden- the sauce is a tomato, worcestershire, and vinegar reduction, with the vinegar for some brightness, and some brown sugar for sweetness to offset the umami of the chicken

[mysharona1987]

Is it just me or should you perhaps get more than 90 days in jail for planning an actual, proper terrorist attack?

[glitteryburnttoast]

OH BUT I BET IF IT WAS A *MUSLIM* THAT PLANNED A TERRORIST ATTACK, HE/SHE WOULD BE PUNISHED MORE THAN JUST 90 DAYS IN JAIL

[lilsplanet]

:^)

[glitteryburnttoast]

:'''''''''''

[younger-than-the-soul]

“Why is Alex Hirsch ending Gravity Falls?  He could keep making new episodes!  We could have more seasons!  Two isn’t enough!  The show is great why not continue it?”

[feministwomenofcolor]

It is SO annoying when people go “har har har Islam isn’t a race.” Yeah, Islam isn’t a race, I’m not gonna argue that it is. But I know what you’re saying when you say you hate Muslims. You’re not imagining white, blonde, pale people– you’re imaging brown and black people. You’re imaging POC. And since the average person in the West seems to equate Muslim with Arab, you’re also probably thinking of an Arab. 

Islamophobia is racialized. Yes, if you say you hate Muslims, I’m going to assume you’re racist. Fucking deal.

[kittiezandtittiez]

[hexane-nightmares]

Holy fuck. I never really understood how they caught birds before, I assumed they had to sneak up on them. 

[commissarcuddles]

How was this even caught on camera?

[jinxamataz]

did that cat fucking put the thing in its mouth in midair so it could land on its feet

[ack-tually-satan]

Did you know that pound for pound, house cats are THE most efficient land predators?

[lettersfromtitan]

Cats are better than you.

[librasign-deactivated20170528]

Western media portraying Muslims as terrorists and not covering the attacks on Muslims or the horrors they face, is the inherent dehumanisation of Muslims

[landrykilledyetanotherguy-blog]

“Would you go on vacation for $100,000?”

[aplague0fbitches-deactivated201]

I would take people out at the knees with a baseball bat to get front of the line access to a remote cabin in the woods where no one knows where I am and can’t contact me, all for a $100k reward after the fact.

[do9]

[surprisebitch]

this is honestly so entertaining.. the professor is boring af

[belleanima-deactivated20140907]

[cassandraclare]

Will Julian be on the cover of Lord of Shadows? ¬3¬

Very likely. :)

OK, yes. And I have the tragic task of casting him, so I’ve been spending several days looking through portfolio pictures of cute guys.

It’s a horrible job, but someone has to do it.

[glitteryburnttoast]

I CAN HELP