warp speed chic

katy ⋆ she/they ⋆ aquarius

[volatilevale]

[kushblazer666]

everybody wanna be jeremy till things start getting fragrant

[kaoinim]

[msexcelfractal]

she nothing on my nothing til i nothing. celibacy

[bunniope]

i bet crossing spears with someone to block entry into a location feels so fucking good

[upthebracket-deactivated2025070]

[mumblesplash]

men used to put their neckties on their heads to show they were drunk at parties. we used to be a real society

[oliviawebsite]

job interviewer: ok thats all for me do you have any questions before we move on?

me: what if a dracula show up 😰

interviewer: omg fuck😖 no. just no.

[serial-unaliver-deactivated2024]

being anticapitalist with a strong work ethic is so fucking embarrassing like my managers don't deserve this

[somethingbrightly]

things have got so bad i've resorted to britpop

[philcollinsenjoyer]

[the-worms-in-your-bones]

Cottage core but the people in the cottage are insane and do not know how to live in a cottage

[orcboxer]

Have you seen the new show? It's on Tubu. It's literally on Heebee. It's on Poodee with ads. It's literally on Dippy. You can probably find it on Weeno. Dude it's on Gumpy. It's a Pheebo original. It's on Poob. You can watch it on Poob. You can go to Poob and watch it. Log onto Poob right now. Go to Poob. Dive into Poob. You can Poob it. It's on Poob. Poob has it for you. Poob has it for you.

[esiarysia]

[carcrashbaby]

jarvis cocker at glastonbury (1995)

[dughole]

[sioboi]

crying at these comments on the instrumental cover of 50 cent’s P.I.M.P

[solarsyrup]

be honest. are you guys only hanging out with me because of the prophecy.

[dykemd]

one day ure 22 then the next ure 23. sick. twisted. dark sided. limp wristed.