[littlelovelymemes]

✰   —  —  —  THE GOOD PLACE SENTENCE STARTERS

‘  hi, guys! i’m broken.  ’ ‘  send nude pics of your heart to me.  ’ ‘  man, repressing your feelings is great.  ’ ‘  i just want to sit and stare at nothing and silently scream for the rest of time.  ’ ‘  birth is a curse and existence is a prison.  ’ ‘  it’s ancient history? it was happening until twenty seconds ago.  ’ ‘  one of the perks of living alone is that i get to just walk around naked.  ’ ‘  i’ll miss you too, you sexy skyscraper.  ’ ‘  you were already at almost-maximum hotness, but now you look like a sexy, tan rapunzel. ugh, the dream.  ’ ‘  well, hooking up with someone with the exact same name, it is kind of a fun, narcissistic fantasy… i could be into it.  ’ ‘  so far, i’m the best student. i’m gonna be the velociraptor.  ’ ‘  i feel like ‘friends’ in season eight, out of ideas and forcing joey and rachel together, even though it made no sense.  ’ ‘  i once got lost on an escalator, so i’m not exactly christopher columbus.  ’ ‘  we’ve been through this thousands of times. i mean, can you… just chill out? is that possible?  ’ ‘  you deserve to be happy because you are an impressive, thoughtful, and special person… not to mention, you have a rockin’ bod.  ’ ‘  any place or thing in the universe can be up to 104% perfect. that’s how we got beyonce.  ’ ‘  because of reasons. there are reasons! they exist and i don’t want to explain them right now.  ’ ‘  i’m a canyon… full of poo-poo.  ’ ‘  they are a couple and i am a third part of that couple.  ’ ‘  it’s suddenly very important that i get drunk.  ’ ‘  you got dreams in life? that’s lit.  ’ ‘  be nicer to yourself.  ’ ‘  how can i say no? …can i say no?  ’ ‘  i don’t have a house. i live in a boundless void.  ’ ‘  i have no idea what’s going on, but everyone is talking and i should too.  ’ ‘  be nicer to yourself.  ’ ‘  i’m too young to die and too old to eat off the kid’s menu. what a stupid age i am!  ’ ‘  is this a game? i go first. i call blue!  ’ ‘  aw, man. i wanted to push that button. not cool, dude.  ’ ‘  we know everything. i don’t understand much of it, but you know, i know it.  ’ ‘  that was my first time as a fashion ‘don’t’ and i did not care for it.  ’ ‘  i’m just a girl, towering over a boy, asking him to admit he loves me.  ’ ‘  hey there hot stuff, can i get you a cup of coffee?  ’ ‘  do you have any feelings like that for me again now?  ’ ‘  no, no, no, dude, dude, dude, you don’t have to explain yourself. we are on the same page.  ’ ‘  i am revved up to learn, man. my brain is horny!  ’ ‘  i used to think about how it’s weird they don’t make pants that are just one big pant leg for both your legs.  ’ ‘  i felt bad about what i did. it was a weird feeling. not used to it. didn’t love it.  ’ ‘  yeah, i love you. ugh, that’s embarrassing. i feel so itchy.  ’ ‘  go fork yourself, you mean giraffe.  ’ ‘  who needs a soulmate anyway? my soulmate will be… books.  ’ ‘  what do we do? panic? freak? i usually panic, but i am happy to freak!  ’ ‘  we’re gonna have assignments and quizzes and papers… it’s gonna be so much fun!  ’ ‘  i’m in a perfect utopia and i have a stomachache.  ’ ‘  i need to step outside for some air. and… i will not be back. for many days.  ’ ‘  the point is, you’re cool, dope, fresh, and smart-brained.  ’ ‘  yeah, dude. i’m not a monster… anymore.  ’ ‘  i’m good. just hang out with her and name constellations after each other or whatever it is nerds do. i’m fine on my own.  ’ ‘  i’m in this. we’re a team.  ’ ‘  she makes the bass drop… in my heart.  ’ ‘  is that some kind of nerd pick-up line? because it’s only kind of working.  ’ ‘  ugh, of course your hugs are amazing.  ’ ‘  okay, that’s really specific and that makes me think that you definitely did do that.  ’ ‘  yeah, mm-hmm, everything is fine, it’s okay, yeah. i’m fine. so, it’s all fine.  ’ ‘  look away! everybody look away. i’m going to keep watching, but you guys look away.  ’ ‘  ugh, talking about your feelings is the worst.  ’ ‘  i’ve been keeping a secret from you… about you. the thing is, it’s not even harming you and if i tell you i feel like it might harm you. so, uh, ethically speaking, i don’t think i have to tell you.  ’ ‘  has anyone ever told you what a drag you are?  ’ ‘  ‘bearer of bad news’? uh, i think you mean ‘bad news bear’.  ’ ‘  honestly, the best move is to get another dude and just go to town. rebound guy.  ’ ‘  but i am happy for them! i am! i am! am i? i am! i am not. i am not. i am not that. i am not happy for them.  ’ ‘  i totally get it. i mean, he’s a ding dong, but also a straight hottie.  ’ ‘  you want to hear his side? oh, no, no, no. that’ll only slow things down.  ’ ‘  no! right? no, it felt like a no when i was doing it.  ’ ‘  here’s the thing, i’m nice to you and you’re mean to me. there’s something wrong about that, but i can’t put my finger on it.  ’ ‘  how am i doing? oh, well, you know… stomach’s in knots, i’m stress-grinding my teeth, and it feels like i’m being suffocated.  ’ ‘  just shove your feelings way deep down, plaster on a smile, and pretend your having fun.  ’ ‘  just shove your feelings way deep down, plaster on a smile, and pretend your having fun… just like i do when someone starts talking about their kids.  ’ ‘  how do i put this delicately… it’s all stupid garbage!  ’ ‘  i’m sorry i dragged you into this.  ’ ‘  i’m sorry that i never did laundry… and that i waited until you were about to do yours and secretly tossed mine into the basket to trick you into doing it.  ’ ‘  that’s a very, very bad idea. don’t be yourself!  ’ ‘  great. yet again, it’s everyone against me because everyone except me is an idiot. why am i the only person who clearly sees what’s going on here?  ’

[mushi-and-junior]

wizarding schools: Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry

Established around the 10th century, Hogwarts is located in the Highlands of Scotland near a loch. To Muggles, the school looks like an old abandoned castle.

[panesthetic]

Ravenclaw Autumn   “When the frosty kiss of Autumn in the dark, Makes its mark   On the flowers, and the misty morning grieves, Over fallen leaves;   Then my olden garden, where the golden soil, Through the toil   Of a hundred years is mellow, rich, and deep, Whispers in its sleep.”                             - Henry Van Dyke Hufflepuff | Gryffindor | Slytherin | Ravenclaw

[porticosdaughter]

Neverwhere Sentence Meme

“It starts with doors.“ 

“I’d watch out for doors if I were you.“ 

“You look like a drowned rat.“ 

“Now: Onward. Things to do. People to damage." 

"Bugger and blast." 

"Please, no. It’ll be fine. It’s not as bad as it looks. “ 

"Don’t worry, most of the blood was someone else’s." 

"I suppose you could call them men, yes. Two legs, two arms, a head each.”

“We’re not going to get very far if you keep repeating everything I say, now, are we?" 

"People who put their noses where they aren’t wanted sometimes lose them." 

"I understand that the words favor, really, and big have been used. In conjunction." 

"We don’t need a bodyguard, _______. We hurt people. We don’t get hurt." 

"If you cut us, do we not bleed?" 

 "Well? Say ‘Open sesame,’ or whatever it is that you do." 

"You’re a piece of work, aren’t you?" 

"I don’t know how I could have missed it before." 

"I’m afraid we don’t have any redeeming features." 

"Now is the time to be afraid of the dark." 

"Well. You’re here. Safe and, more or less, sound.”

"We’re hopelessly lost. We’ll never be seen again.”

“In a couple of days we’ll be killing each other for food." 

"He’s a little bit dodgy in the same way that rats are a little bit covered in fur." 

"Scare her?  We’re cutthroats, not scarecrows.”

“So what is it that you want me to do this time? Theft? Arson?“

"My sides are splitting, my ribs are cracking, and my mirth is positively uncontainable.”

"Things like that, they’re too vicious to die. Too old and big and nasty.”

“That was okay. Nice food. And no one was trying to kill us.“

"Yes. Well. Some people thought I was dead. I was forced to keep a low profile.”

“Can’t make an omelette without killing a few people.”

“He’s traveled so far beyond right and wrong he couldn’t see them with a telescope on a nice clear night.”

“You mad little witch. What have you done?”

“Who do you think she is–the Wizard of Oz?” 

“We can’t send you home. This is your home.”

“Then we won’t ever see each other again.”

“Just walk. Don’t look back.”

“Have you ever got everything you ever wanted? And then realized it wasn’t what you wanted at all?" 

[lonewolflupin-archived-blog]

SEND “📨” FOR A RANDOM OWL FROM MY MUSE.

I’ll randomly generate a number between 1-29 for one of the following (original post):

A funny owl

A sad owl

A scared owl

A late night owl

An excited owl

A taunting owl

An angry owl

A frustrated  owl

A concerned  owl

A loving owl

A confession via  owl

An accidental owl

A wrong number owl

A owl that wasn’t sent

A owl for help

A helpful owl

A comforting owl

A drunk owl

A bad idea owl

A rude owl

A long owl

A one word owl

A owl asking for advice

A final owl

A flirty owl

A hyper owl

A weird owl

A sarcastic owl

A heartbreaking owl

[thecorteztwins]

Starters from “The Best of Depeche Mode Volume 1” lyrics (Part Two)

[percerval-deactivated20200817]

thecorteztwins:

Part One is HERE “I’m going to take my time.” “I have all the time in the world to make you mine.” “It is written in the stars above.” “You’ll be right here by my side” “You can run, but you cannot hide” “Don’t say you want me” “Don’t say you need me” “Don’t say you love me” “Don’t say you’re happy out there without me” “I’ll be waiting patiently til you see the signs” “Do we have to wait til our worlds collide?” “Open your eyes, you can’t turn back the tide.” “There’ll be times when my crimes will seem almost unforgivable.” “I give in to sin because you have to make this life livable.” “When you think I’ve had enough from your sea of love, I’ll take more than another river-full.” “I’ll make it all worthwhile.” “I’ll make your heart smile.” “Will you take the pain I will give to you, again and again?” “Will you take the pain I will give to you, again and again? And will you return it?” “There’ll be days when I stray.” “I may appear to be constantly out of reach.” “I give in to sin.” “I give in to sin because I like to practice what I preach.” “I like to practice what I preach.” “I’m not trying to say I’ll have it all my way.” “I’ll have it all my way.” “I’m always willing to learn when you’ve got something to teach.” “I won’t say it again.” “I give in again and again.” “That’s how my love goes.” “Where were you when I fell from grace?” “Something’s changed and it’s in your eyes” “Please don’t speak, you’ll only lie” “I found treasure not where I thought” “Peace of mind can’t be bought” “Still, I believe” “An angel led me when I was blind” “Take me back, I’ve changed my mind” “You called my name, my love was born.” “Still, I believe.” “So, I believe.” “Now, I believe.” “Your bony fingers close around me” “Death becomes me” “Can you see what I see?” “You’re death and living reconciled” “Been walking home a crooked mile” “You party for a living” “What you take won’t kill ya, but careful what you’re giving” “There’s no time for hesitating” “Pain is ready, pain is waiting” “It creeps beneath your crawling skin”“You’re shaking and twitching” “You can scratch all over but that won’t stop you itching” “Can you feel a little love?” “Blame it on your karmic curse” “Oh, shame upon the universe!” “It sucked you in, it dragged you down.” “Different people have different needs.” “It’s obvious you hate me.” “It’s obvious you hate me though I’ve done nothing wrong.” “I’ve never even met you so what could I have done?” “I can’t understand what makes a man hate another man.” “Help me understand.” “I’m relying on your common decency.” “I’m sure it exists.” “Now you’re punching and you’re kicking and you’re shouting at me.” “I’ve been a martyr for love” “I knew what I was letting myself in for” “I knew that I could never even the score” “I’m assessing the cost.” “I need to be by your side.” “I have knelt at your feet.” “I have felt your deceit.” “From the day I was born I’ve been moved like a pawn” “I’ve been moved like a pawn” “I’ve been moved like a pawn by the greatest of powers” “I knew that I would have to suffer in vain” “I would never outgrow the pain”

[lettucedoathing-deactivated2024]

DOCTOR WHO SENTENCE STARTERS

“The children of my civilisation would be insulted.”

“You have a knack of getting yourself into trouble.”

“We’re always in trouble! It follows us everywhere.”

“I made some cocoa and got engaged.”

“I can’t decide whether you’re a rogue, a halfwit, or both.”

“You squashed my favourite Beatles!”

“We’re trying to defeat the Daleks, not start a jumble sale!”

“No one mentioned cutting throats.”

“I am a citizen of the universe, and a gentleman to boot.”

“I keep my eyes open and my mouth shut.”

“You might almost say the Cyberman had a… complete metal breakdown.”

“Have you thought up some clever plan?”

“I’m going to bung a rock at it.”

“People spend all their time making nice things and then other people come along and break them!”

“Logic merely enables one to be wrong with authority.”

“Just pretend to be stupid. Think you can manage that?”

“I hate computers and refuse to be bullied by them!”

“Great jumping gobstobbers!”

“You, sir, are a nitwit.”

“Sometimes I think ‘military intelligence’ is a contradiction in terms.”

“… you ham-fisted bun vendor.”

“You were trying to make cocoa in my lab?!”

“Nuclear explosions? Take the usual precautions… sticky tape on windows, that sort of thing.”

“Do they have mice in Atlantis?”

“I never thought I’d have to fire in anger at a dratted caterpillar.”

“Would you like a jelly baby?”

“You’re standing on my scarf.”

“Call me ‘old girl’ again and I’ll spit in your eye.”

“Excuse me, can you help me? I’m a spy.”

“You’re just a mouth on legs.”

“Oh, you know how it is; you put things off for a day and next thing you know, it’s a hundred years later.”

“I speak treason fluently.”

“It’s more a mental stroll in a park of psychic tranquility.”

“A little gratitude wouldn’t irreetrievably damage my ego.”

“I shall beat it into submission with my charm.”

“We aren’t getting anywhere playing pat-a-cake with the wall.”

“You’re bonkers.”

“Guns can seriously damage your health, you know.”

“Are you trying to be funny?”

“Absence makes the nose grow longer.”

“A bird in the hand keeps the Doctor away.”

“Every dogma has its day.”

“Two wrongs don’t make a left turn.”

“Time and tide melts the snowman.”

“One tends to expect advice from one’s adviser.”

“Do me a favour and drown yourself.”

“You’re a nice guy, but a little weird…”

“Anybody remotely interesting is mad in some way or another.”

“These shoes! They fit perfectly!”

“Am I being abducted?”

“Go to hell, sir.”

“Are you capable of speaking without flapping your hands about?”

“I came first in jiggery pokery.”

“I failed hullabaloo.”

“What the Shakespeare is going on?”

“I’ve never been slapped by someone’s mother.”

“Excuse me, do you mind not farting while I’m saving the world?”

“Are you my mummy?”

“That is textbook enigmatic.”

“They think I’m in drag!”

“Oh… I should have realised. He’s into musical theatre.”

“I can save the universe using a kettle and some string. And look at me, I’m wearing a vegetable!”

“I’m going to report you for… madness!!”

“I point and laugh at archaeologists.”

“Please desist from striking me.”

“I was promised tea!”

“Have you got space teeth?!”

“A poncho. The biggest crime against fashion since lederhosen.”

“Let’s die looking like a Peruvian folk band.”

“Okay, this is bad. At the moment I don’t know how bad, but certainly we’re three buses, a long walk, and eight quid in a taxi from good.”

“I’m the clever one, you’re the potato one!”

[startersforall]

→ ❝CRIMSON PEAK sentence starters❞

“Where I come from, ghosts are not to be taken lightly.”

“You’re nothing but a spoiled child.” 

“My hands are getting rough.”

“This requires the perfect partner. Would you be mine?”

“It is a monstrous love, and it makes monsters of us all.”

“Don’t move. You’re heavily sedated.”

“I feel as if a link exists between your heart and mine. And should that link be broken by either distance or time, my heart would cease to beat.” 

“If you fall asleep, I won’t wake you.”

“You couldn’t leave me. You wouldn’t.”

“We’ve been dead for years. You and I in this rotting place.”

“My hands — feel them. Rough. The reflection of who I am.”

“You insist on describing the torments of love when you know nothing about them.”

“I won’t stop until you kill me, or I kill you.”

“Everybody has their place. I’ll make sure you find yours.”

“I can’t be alone.”

“Drink your tea. It’ll warm you.”

“I’ve always closed my eyes to things that made me uncomfortable. It makes it easier.”

“I’ve found warmth and friendship among you all.”

“I’m sorry I interrupted your music.”

“His blood will be on your hands.”

“What you have is a toy and some fancy words.” 

“No one ever looked for them. Mercy killings, really.”

“Perfection has no place in love.”

“The things we do for a love like this are ugly, mad, full of sweat and regret.”

“Please trust me one more time.”

“This is your home now. You have nowhere else to go.”

“You promised you would not fall in love with anyone else.”

“Ghosts are real. This much I know.”

[lionsarchive]

quote starters [1];

                                          ( EDGAR ALLAN POE. )

“I became insane, with long intervals of horrible sanity.”

“All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream.”

“We loved with a love that was more than love.“

“Deep into that darkness peering, long I stood there, wondering, fearing, doubting, dreaming dreams no mortal ever dared to dream before.”

“The boundaries which divide Life from Death are at best shadowy and vague. Who shall say where the one ends, and where the other begins?”

“Words have no power to impress the mind without the exquisite horror of their reality.”

“I have great faith in fools - self-confidence my friends will call it.”

“There is no exquisite beauty… without some strangeness in the proportion.”

“Sleep, those little slices of death — how I loathe them.”

“Never to suffer would never to have been blessed.”

“Believe only half of what you see and nothing that you hear.”

“And all I loved, I loved alone.”

“Years of love have been forgot, in the hatred of a minute.”

“The best things in life make you sweaty.”

“I felt that I breathed an atmosphere of sorrow.”

“Beauty of whatever kind, in its supreme development, invariably excites the sensitive soul to tears.”

“Invisible things are the only realities.”

“The true genius shudders at incompleteness — imperfection — and usually prefers silence to saying the something which is not everything that should be said.”

“There are some secrets which do not permit themselves to be told.”

“Madmen know nothing.”

“That which you mistake for madness is but an over-acuteness of the senses.”

“I admit the deed!”

“Anything was better than this agony!”

“Who’s there?”

“You fancy me mad.”

“I heard all things in the heaven and in the earth.”

“Who dares insult us with this blasphemous mockery?”

“Leave my loneliness unbroken!”

“Even in the grave, all is not lost.”

“It is a happiness to wonder; – it is a happiness to dream.”

“Stupidity is a talent for misconception.”

“A more than fiendish malevolence, gin-nurtured, thrilled every fibre of my frame.”

“To die laughing must be the most glorious of all glorious deaths!”

“The fury of a demon instantly possessed me. I knew myself no longer.”

“Let my heart be still a moment.”

“Villains!”

“Lord, help my poor soul!”

“You call it hope —  It is but agony of desire.” 

“Who has not, a hundred times, found himself committing a vile or silly action for no other reason than because he knows he should not?”

“The beating of a drum stimulates the soldier into courage.”

“Oh what a tangled web we weave when first we practise to deceive.”

“For the love of god!”

“Nevermore.”

“I have been happy, though in a dream.”

“The truth is, I am heartily sick of this life.”

“I am convinced that every thing is going wrong.”

“The scariest monsters are the ones that lurk within our souls.”

“Fool!”

“And if I died, at least I will have died for you!” 

“It is impossible to say how first the idea entered my brain; but once conceived, it haunted me day and night.”

[quiblrr]

Ravenclaw: House of the Wise

Expect an abundance of Ravenclaw posts today

[roro-weasley]

Moodboard: Ravenclaw

[strngervibes]

Hogwarts Houses: Ravenclaw

Where those of wit and learning, Will always find their kind. 

[meiselr]

1000 Picspams Challenge | #791 - Ravenclaw Rebels

[elliot-412]

“Wit beyond measure is mans greatest treasure” //ravenclaw//

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[bahttery]

[thegoodspellbook]

[ravenhexxx]