Elliot @elliot-412 - Tumblr Blog

yall??? i found my old tumblr account (this one) from when i was a cringy 12-13 year old??? i???

anyways go check out my newer kinda less cringe account @cryptic-elliot

skskkfkakfkxjsjfkskr i cannot believe how cringe i was lmao

neville, book one: um…maybe…don’t do a sneak out?

neville, book seven: i’ll kick your ass, i’ll kick my ass. i#ll kick your nan’s ass. i’ll kick anyone’s ass. i’ll kick this snake’s ass.

i-used-to-wear-the-fedora

When Hank found out Gavin was dating Connor:

*Cut to RK900 and Gavin sitting across from Hank’s desk*

RK900: Why did you call us here lieutenant? And why is officer Reed wearing a Kevlar vest?

Hank: I called you two here to talk about the huge ass elephant in the room Reed. *Flips the frame on his desk around to reveal Connor’s picture.*

RK900: *looks between the picture and Gavin* … OH SHIT YOU FUCKED THE CAPTAIN’S SON!!! AND YOU, YOU BRAGGED TO HIS FACE!! HOLY SHIT THAT’S-

Hank: *cocks gun*

RK900: I mean, it’s really not that funny.

starsberrisnunicorns

“...Gurira beat out Avengers: Infinity War’s Chris Hemsworth, Jurassic World star Chris Pratt, Deadpool 2’s Ryan Reynolds, and her Black Panther co-star, Chadwick Boseman, for the honor.”

“Thank you for affirming that women and girls, when they are given the chance to hang with the boys, can hang with the best of them…”

rootbeergoddess

This is big ya’ll. Like really big.

cognvcblvck

Holy shit? 🔥👏🏾

miss-jayjayy

She went against Marvel Universe and won. A queen

weasleyismyking540

Black Excellence!! She deserves!!

audio-sexual

The only FB post I’m willing to share

raecorn

Wha-?

@anilover10

So they aren’t allowed to do normal people things? They aren’t allowed to drink? But women are? Yes I understand men do some messed up shit and even when I see a man walking alone at night I’m skeptical but that’s because I’m alone. And dress better??? Like no hoodies??? Is this sarcastic and I’m not getting it or is this for real?

anilover10

Yeah I was thinking the same thing. What if they’re like goth or into dark things but are really nice. I know a lot of guys who drink but don’t do anything that’ll offend anyone, maybe something stupid but nothing that’ll effect someone else.

caviwow

Yeah I don’t understand it at all like- why can’t people just live their life?? I know safety is important but it’s neither gender’s fault. Its just bad apples from the bunch.

anilover10

Some people just get caught up with the band wagon

audio-sexual

You’re all really really dense.

alexbelvocal

LOL

lilgaymonstr

Dense is a nice way of saying the obvious: yall stupid as fuck.

viewsfromthesips

Y'all niggas…. Lord.

weasleyismyking540

Reading comprehension folks….

elliot-412

I didn’t think it was possible for men to disappoint me further, yet here we are now.

fanonical

mcgonagall was teaching her students the waltz for the yule ball; flitwick was dabbing in sync with all of ravenclaw house

dateacutiesuggestion

Date a cutie who wants to hear your voice every night

edgelord-zuuko

@almosttheboywholived me. I want to hear your voice every night

almosttheboywholived

That’s gay

elliot-412

We’re all gay

wagyubeefy

just in case any terfs or transmisogynists follow me for some reason: i have no respect for you, i have no sympathy for you. none of my work or my words are for you to relate to. we aren’t on the same side. leave my blog.