resident chocolat stan

i made a promise to myself to name my firstborn daughter juliane if chocolat make a comeback this year. --------------------------------------- #shy2015

[binch]

Madonna: chose the gays

Gaga: chose the gays

the gays: chose Kylie Minogue

[emotiuns]

I literally didn’t know who Kylie Minogue was until I just googled her

[binch]

well now you know

[saiasus]

Love her lip kit

[jeauxanne]

kylie has given us nothing but gay banger after gay banger after gay banger…… ALBUMS… one after the other for the past 30 years and all you delusional loose holed bottoms still refuse to credit her as the pioneering inventor of homosexuality and cutting edge pop music after all she’s done, i can’t take it 

[apimeleki]

[hypersexualsportswear]

🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣

[devon-aoki]

Kylie disrespect is an act of homophobia

[tachikoma]

The epitome of self hate

[nymphodeces]

why does dennys have a tumblr

[dennys]

why do you

[6lacklegend-deactivated20200527]

[hvmanfilth]

[professionalgoodgirlfacility]

how did he not straight up beat the shit out of her after this i wud fuckin kill her tbh

[tunte]

Who is this bitch she should not be around children

[momodathdrift]

[apup-deactivated20171002]

me listening to sia’s older, calmer emotional songs

me listening to sia’s newer, louder emotional pop bangers

[antifainternational]

via Mitch Baird:   “We were witness to something beautiful today. These two men are the same two men who were in that picture that went viral. Only in that picture, the gentleman on the right was wearing red face and feathers and angrily screaming at Robert Roche on the left. Today this man came up and asked for the forgiveness of my mentor and all those present. True to form, Robert graciously forgave him and listened to what he had to say. This baseball fan used my megaphone to address the wrong in how he acted previously. I watched my hero become an even more honored and cherished elder in one moment. This is the moment they shook hands and peace was made. I’m blessed to have been witness to this. — with Bee Schrull in Cleveland, Ohio.”

[deathspeaker-deactivated2018121]

Never give up hope that people can change.

[unclefather]

[global-superstar]

3 years ago

Divergent: we will be better than thg

THG: okay honey

Today

Divergent: we are not releasing on the big screen for the finale

THG: 🐸🐸🐸☕️☕️☕️👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

[liltarious]

[lifeinflames]

Chaotic good

[meanplastic]

[sch3h3r4z4d3]

Queen of Going To The Store

[nurserygrimes-blog]

the old and new jepstaments

[surprisebitch]

YAAAASS HARAMBE drag him!

[taco-bell-rey]

[cartnsncreal]

A real struggle in #usa

[youcantcutbackonfunding-deactiv]

people who are mad at jared for sending the cast dead pigs and shit

do you not realize that jared is the fucking joker? do you not fucking realize the work jared put in to getting in the fucking role changed him? do you not realize how psychotic and deranged it fucking made him? 

[neilnevins-deactivated20240617]

He in the movie for 8 minutes

[gnegar]

[cellexa-deactivated20180917]

Old people find out how to use the Internet thanks to their millennial kids and then bully millennials kids

[pr1nceshawn]

Tips That Can Save Your Kid’s Life.

[hiddlesherethereeverywhere]

THIS IS IMPORTANT 

When I was a child, from the time I was about four and could understand things, my mom told me and my brother that we should have a secret word. That way, if we were ever in trouble or felt unsafe and we didn’t want the people around us to know we needed her to come get us, we could let her know. So she let us pick the word and my brother and I chose the phrase “peanut butter cups.” (I’m happy to share the phrase now since both my brother and I are adults now). 

I used the phrase twice in my life. Once, I was at a friends house when I eight years old. Her dad got really drunk and was throwing things against the wall. I was really scared and I didn’t want to draw attention to myself on the phone when I called my mom to come get me because I didn’t know if he would get more violent if I asked her to come get me. So I called her and was calm and after a couple minutes I asked “Hey mommy, did you get me those peanut butter cups from the store?” And she said “I’ll be right there.” And she came and got me within minutes. 

Second, I was a teenager spending the night at a friends house. Her brother and dad were drinking and they started talking about things that made me uncomfortable - ie: what they liked to do to women. My friend didn’t seem perturbed and said that was normal for them and that I shouldn’t worry. But I was worried because they were really drunk and I was 15 and the only ‘woman’ around that wasn’t related to them. I went in my friends room, told her I needed to call my mom and say goodnight. Before I hung up with her I asked “Next time we go to the store, can we get some peanut butters cups? I’ve been craving them.” And she came and got me, just like that. 

Two incidents, one as a young child, one years later as a teen. Don’t discredit this stuff, it fucking works. My brother used it a few times too. Let your child pick the word and no never, ever, ever, ever get mad at them for using it no matter what it is. 

[titenoute]

DO NOT SCROLL PAST THAT.