ahoy!

[catsbeaversandducks]

The Many Faces Of Rexie (2019 Edition)

[icecreamsandwichcomics]

reuse > recycle Full Image - Twitter - Bonus - YouTube

[my-darling-boy]

I was having writers block and so I took a break and soon enough it was 3 in the morning and I had impulsively sewn together a tiny mouse you’re welcome

[my-darling-boy]

For those of you who asked, I have made a sewing tutorial on how to make your very own Peaches the Mouse!

[my-darling-boy]

I see people reblogging this with “to buy” but this pattern is free??? Someone even asked me “why don’t you charge money for it, it took you forever to put the document together” and I said “Not a lot of people have money and if they have some fabric scraps and a couple of buttons lying around they can make themselves a little mouse friend for free and that might make them happy and that makes me happier than receiving money???” Make yourself a liddol creacher! Heals the Soul!

[vayabi]

Friend: damn how long have you been in the iz fandom

Me:

[zeadrous]

[gloorph-blog]

Perfectly cut scream

[valtsv]

look i don't know how reliable a source of information this website is but the idea that you can easily get rid of vampires in your home just by telling them they're not welcome anymore is extremely funny to me

[breebird33]

Playing with vampire “rules” is just comedy gold that people are ignoring. I play with the invitation rule in my comic, it’s one of my favorites scenes.

(( hi read Patrik the Vampire >>> patrikthevampire.com ))

[theredscreech]

Oh my gosh, y’all!! Click the link! For land’s sake, click the link!! I’ve been laughing for the last hour!

[agwitow]

Read this all in one sitting - highly recommend!

[shurohigi]

I love seeing zim in heels content so I made some myself. Dib is now 5’7 and zim is not impressed

[raum-rr]

Awww

[nevver]

Abandonment issues, Romain Veillon

[hanaye]

Lunala’s cry

[everythingfox]

Never too big for a hug…

[stressed-express-deactivated202]

@sociallyawkwardspecters CAN WE GET ONE

[sociallyawkwardspecters]

:0 big boyo

[pianoaround]

[thetenk]

boss fight

[tha--snazzle]

This gave me pure unremitting joy

[mxxxmxxxkyuuu]

He brought it THE FUCK around town

[niggazinmoscow]

the best alternate ending

[thenatsdorf]

Squeaky leopard cubs. (via TheBigCatSanct) [press play to here cubs squeak]

[noscribs-deactivated20260212]

[undergrounddweller89]

BABY DANGER LOAFS X333333

[nerdadventcal]

Dec 4: Remember that time we learned Clark Kent totally peeked at all his Christmas presents with his X-Ray vision? (Justice League, “Comfort and Joy”)

[lucianite]

Because Clark is awesome and loves christmas.

[bizarrodf]

remember that time we learned clark kent is a grown man who still believes santa exists

[antifamutant]

He’s an alien and a superhero who knows other superheros in a world with a talking telepathic Gorilla, ofc he believes, anything is game.

[theoriginalcrazyferelden]

Thats because Father Christmas/Santa Claus totally DOES exist in the DC universe, and  every year, without fail, Santa fights through Apokolips’ defenses just to give a lump of coal to Darkseid.

[hesaidsidhesaid]

He W H A T

[gordon-freman]

I like the car segment better in Half-AAAAAAAAAAAAUGHGHGH

[oatmeal47]

[lookatthesefuckingbirds]

[hellenhighwater]

Okay, vaguely related, but a friend of mine was once taking some snowy owls to canada to be released--they’d been injured while in the states, taken to the avian rehab facility where he worked, and were healthy again. But at that time of year, most  snowy owls had migrated back north to canada. So he drove to the border with three crates of screamingly angry snowy owls in back. He got to the border, declared his cargo, and immediately found himself in Big Trouble With Canadian Border Security. 

(There was nothing wrong with what he’d been doing, it had all been cleared in advance and he had all his paperwork in order. But nobody told the border guys that.)

They demanded that he take the owls out of the crates for inspection. He refused; these were very, very angry, agitated wild birds. They asked him lots of questions. They finally asked why he was taking the owls to canada, and he explained that that’s where they’re from.

The customs agent demanded “WELL, how did Canada’s owls even get to America in the first place?!”

My friend responded, “Sir. They can fly.”

The customs agent let him go.