Maybe the reason we haven’t met any aliens yet is because they’ve seen one human murder another human just because they look different from one another

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Maybe the reason we haven’t met any aliens yet is because they’ve seen one human murder another human just because they look different from one another
So my boss once robbed a museum to prove a point and honestly, I think she is my new role model.
If this gets notes I’ll tell the full story
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Many years ago, my boss was working at this museum and they had these original Churchill documents on display. These documents are worth millions of dollars… The only thing separating the public from these documents was a sheet of glass secured with 4 philips head screws. Seriously. No security guards in the room, no cameras, just an easily removable piece of glass.
My boss pointed out the security concern, but she wasn’t taken seriously, so she took matters into her own hands.
She bought a ticket and pretended to be a guest. She entered through the main entrance with a huge drill clearly visible on her belt, went straight to the documents and opened the case with the drill. (While wearing gloves,) she removed the documents, put them in a folder, reattached the glass, and walked out the main exit. Literally no one even questioned her.
She immediately went around to the back of the museum, entered using the staff entrance and went straight to her boss’s office. She dropped the folder on his desk and said “I just stole these in 15 minutes“
Once he was done being mad at her, he listened and the museum increased security.
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His name is Onur Albayrak! Here’s the story.
Hurriyet Daily News reports that Albayrak had been hired to photograph the July 5th wedding at Turgut Özal Nature Park in the eastern Turkish province of Malatya. On the day of, when he noticed that the bride-to-be didn’t look like an adult, he asked the groom her age and learned that she was only 15.
“The groom had come to my studio some two weeks ago and was alone,” Albayrak tells the Daily News. “I saw the bride for the first time at the wedding. She’s a child, and I felt her fear because she was trembling.”
Albayrak then reportedly refused to continue as the wedding photographer and attempted to stop the wedding.
The argument soon turned physical when the groom attacked him as he was attempting to leave, Albayrak says. The photographer ended up breaking the client’s nose in the fight, according to local reports.
Albayrak confirmed the reports in a Facebook post, which has been met with widespread approval, attracting thousands of Likes and hundreds of overwhelmingly positive comments.
“I wish this had never happened, but it did,” Albayrak writes. “And if you were to ask me if I’d do the same thing again, I’d say ‘yes.’ Child brides are [victims] of child abuse and no power on earth can make me photograph a child in a wedding gown.”
The legal minimum age for marriage in Turkey is 18-years-old for both sexes, and child marriage is punishable by imprisonment for men who marry underage girls. Despite being outlawed, however, child marriage is still prevalent in the country and remains a controversial political issue.
[Source] – go read the rest!
this guy is a hero.
btw - let’s remind ourselves, americans, that unlike turkey, in the US the legal minimum age for marriage is only 18 in two states. in alabama, you can be married as young as fourteen years old if you have “parental permission”. in california, you can get married under 18 if you go to counseling, have a parent with you when you apply for the marriage license, and appear before a judge. in some states, there isn’t even a specific minimum age for marriage.
the minimum marriage age for girls in new hampshire is 13 years old.
48 states allow child marriage.
child marriage is not an “over there” problem, it happens right here, legally. any one of us might find ourselves called upon to break somebody’s nose if we encounter something like this occurring. we also have a responsibility to support groups and laws trying to end child marriage in this country.
this is legitimately the FUNNIEST fucking thing I’ve seen on any dating website
GERTA REJECTED ME
i never chased after anyone bc i heard the chain by fleetwood mac at like age 9 and when stevie nicks (only her) sang “and if u dont love me now u will never love me again” and like .. SHE WAS RIGHT and i KNEW IT
The bane of my life is that being Scottish, everyone tries to give me plaid colored things. And I am not a fan. It has to be something really unique for me to like it, and even then I’m not about to go say, make curtains out of it.
The fact that we currently have a plaid couch is just, oh, it hurts. It’s like tourist tartan tack and I loathe it.
What if I made you a platypus stuffy out of plaid fabric? A plaidypus…. would that be acceptable?
That sounds smol and adorable, so maybe. I do like some things it’s just…so much of it is like faux Scottish/tourist trap and it is profoundly ugly haha.
How about stuff like this?
Like in the plaid there’s special designs like chain links or something?
That is exactly what I mean by faux Scottish tourist trap lol.
what about plaids like these? im just really into flannel so i relate to wantin to find plaids that are a bit more unique
Those are more preferable. It depends on what it is too. Like shirts and kilts aren’t so bad in the more “traditional” colors, just please for the love of gods, not all over my house.
Scottish interior Design, according to people not from there:
Tumblr mobile isn’t loading the image and is thus presumably saving my eyeballs from being seared off by hideous amounts of tartan.
Oh God it’s even worse than I imagined. And is also 100% what people try to turn my house into with their well meant but misguided gifts.
:D
I’m genuinely amazed that the carpet doesn’t match the drapes, for once.
i’m genuinely amazed that the carpet doesn’t match the drapes for once
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They can flip off this country all they want considering the fact it was theirs first.
Isn’t Mt. Rushmore sacred to native peoples? Kinda fucked up we put their killers faces on it
Yes. Before the sculptures were built, the land was sacredly owned by indigenous tribes. In 1980, the land was illegally taken away from them by the supreme court. Not to mention, one of the main people who manufactured the sculptures was literally apart of the KKK… So yeah.. they are more than welcome to flip off these so called “masterpieces”
Anyone know if this is true of false?
I literally…….provided sources…………..
Something in the show: *isn’t fully explained but hinted to be important*
Morons: Wow, this is a plot hole!
Thing in same show: *is later revealed to have an explanation that makes perfect sense when finally revealed*
Morons: …Okay but it’s bad writing to not tell us right away.
15 year old white gay male: “gorlll” “SHADE” “yasss hunty” “weave”
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What in the actual fuck did i just witness