too gay to function

Greek/Dutch | 24 | Sagittarius | Very Gay | Very Taken | don't be shy, talk to me

[iraffiruse]

[profoak-deactivated20140217]

“youre gay? you dont look gay”

well shit wtf does a gay look like 

[owlcitee-deactivated20140929]

[fatherwayy]

oh

[megairea]

—  Hilda Doolittle, from Winter Love

[veryharam]

[nootvanlis]

[one-time-i-dreamt]

[noroithecurse2005-deactivated20]

[gaming-all-by-myself]

Here’s my favorite vine meme of all time, gone too soon.

[misterclarkrogers-deactivated07]

I

AM

SOBBING

[tarnishedgoldenboy]

😂😂😂😂

[blue--folder]

Disinfecting Pericles who died from the plague in 429 B.C.

[thestonecuttersguild]

It’s a little late now.

[ruinedchildhood]

[bible-of-fun]

[wolverinequeen]

I asked my boyfriend in Canada once, how he deals with polar bears because I was curious about what to do and he was like, just be calm, let them know you’re there, and give them space and they’ll usually just go away. 

[ethanredotter]

In Finland on the other hand.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z7_pVrIshxA

[wolverinequeen]

Lmao Finland Man ain’t taking shit from bears.

[official-sachsen-anhalt]

PERRrrRrrRrKELE

[ask-finny]

((Two kinds of people))

[iloveeverybee-deactivated202009]

Is that fucking hetalia

[anchovy-official]

[kataara]

They are trying their hardest…

[koobaxion-deactivated20220403]

Malcom in the Middle Ages

[dunkstein]

You’re not the lord of me now

[whitepeopletwitter]

[one-time-i-dreamt]

[thepizzalovingnerd]

[motherhenna]

me, holding my newborn child: what are its stats?

[slapsacks]

me: *one headphone doesn’t work properly*

me: *twists headphone cord around arm, folds it in half, pinches cord jack, drapes cord carefully on lap, hunches over, and holds it against ear*

headphone: *works*

me: ah perfect

[relatablepoetryandquotes]

“I mean, I have the feeling that something in my mind is poisoning everything else.” - Vladimir Nabokov, Lolita