Spaghetti and chocolate sauce. @mr-cottonheadedninnymuggins - Tumblr Blog

20 years ago this shit would have obviously been a headline in the onion. no part of this would have been remotely believable and this headline would have been inherently funny.

public-universal-sister

Someone hit me with their car and I got isekai'd to a world that's really similar to my old one except in this one my collarbone is mysteriously broken

year2003

clarisimart

this would heal me actually

gothmisspyggie

@queenqueso

queenqueso

FUUUUUUUUUUUCK

jame7t

watching a tiktok and someone just described the black/blue gold/yellow dress meme as “one of the first things to ever go viral”

freelance-fiend

ah-riadne

ok the irony and misinformation in the tags is making me insane. leprosy? caused by bacteria! and not actually that contagious! tuberculosis? bacterial! bubonic plague? also bacterial!! if you want an early viral infection smallpox is right there! polio! hell, even influenza! bacteria ≠ viruses!

freelance-fiend

bogusfilth

fairytaleprincessart

reallyreallyreallytrying

yeah dude it's exciting. we're all frigging our clits about it

rnismatch

its time to take the turkey out of the oven. its done now.

junglefan2

et voila

Chef i think something terrible has happened

rnismatch

Yes I see the problem here is you cooked the wrong turkey because instead of a regular turkey you cooked the turkey of darkness and you are fired

cornedbeefhashtags

I love sitting down in the evening and trying to decide what activity I should do to unwind and then realizing an hour later that I have neither done an activity nor unwound

alien-theory

Alien Covenant (behind the scenes)

gaycatdad

She should be at the club

tunisian

on the phone with god rn to make sure im not on his “strongest warriors” list again for 2025

queer-here-and-in-fear

shorthands for dumbassery that i have grown to love deeply

"how dare you say we piss on the poor" in response to someone misinterpreting your post

"_ isnt gonna fuck you" for suck up behavior

"woah. should we tell everyone? should we throw a party?" for who the fuck cares

"and what if the world was made of pudding" for when would this ever matter.

"and sharks are smooth both ways" for a group of people heatedly arguing with 1 guy who is fucking with them all

".. but its about a witch in the alps finding her lost cat" for someone trying to sanitize something to the point of absurdity

queer-here-and-in-fear

this is prime proof that this ENTIRE WEBSITE is autistic because nowhere else would a no tags post that's just an informative list about slang get this much traction.