wouldn’t it be so funny if the public found out Bruce Wayne is afraid of bats, and instead of that being a glaring red sign pointing at his secret identity, it precludes him from ever being considered as a potential match for Batman?
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wouldn’t it be so funny if the public found out Bruce Wayne is afraid of bats, and instead of that being a glaring red sign pointing at his secret identity, it precludes him from ever being considered as a potential match for Batman?
I just think it would be funny if Dick and Donna ended up dating fraternal twins, but neither of them knew they were dating the same pair of fraternal twins.
The guy Donna's seeing mentions that he hates the guy his sister is seeing because the guy keeps making excuses to leave dates early, and he finds it disrespectful.
Donna's making fake looks of disapproval and internally panicking because she's definitely had to make excuses to leave early before because of life saving situations she needs to deal with, and she doesn't want this guy thinking badly of her if she has to do it with him (and she will have to at some point). What if it leads to her unraveling more and more until her bad luck swallows her whole?
Then the woman Dick is seeing mentions that she's not sure how she feels about the girl her brother is currently seeing. "She's really nice, but she's almost too perfect. Like to the point where it's hard to talk to her because it feels like I'm waiting for her to be her real self."
And then Dick panics because this woman should already know he's not completely perfect since he's already had to leave two of their dates early, but what if he's too imperfect for her to want to keep him around? What if she realizes that on top of being a workaholic, he's a little intense, and sometimes a little insensitive, and also kind of a big failure? What if his real self isn't enough?
So then both Dick and Donna are spiraling about whether they're good enough or not, and they don't realize that they're inadvertently spiraling because of each other.
No thoughts but Bat Family doing group costumes for Halloween to win an annual costume competition at a gala. First, it was Bruce and Dick as a flower (Bruce) and a fat little bumble bee (Dick). Then it was the PowerPuff girls with Jason arrived. With Tim and Cass, it was the Teletubbies. With Damian added to make five, they went as the Scobby Gang. With Jason back and Duke added to the family and Steph clamouring to get in on the action, the family's latest costume was the kids as sheep and Bruce as Lil Bo Peep. Concept:
I needed this gif to be on here because it’s SO funny you have no idea how much this silent communication means to me. The fact that Jason shushed his own brother. The fact that Dick LISTENED.
I was wondering how Bruce explained Jason's death to the public because he's a public figure whose life is of interest to a lot of people and Bruce coming out and saying that Jason died in an overseas terrorist bombing probably wouldn't sit well with the general populace. They would of course ask why a 15yo kid was alone with a stranger (Sheila) abroad? Where was Bruce? Bruce can't go with an accident, it would be too suspicious and there would be an investigation. So they go with an illness.
Leslie forges the paperwork, lab results etc that any media outlet could access but Bruce never actually confirms it formally. The media put the pieces together. And so the story of brave little Jason Todd, "Gotham's Very Own Cinderella" as the Gazette dubs him, who had found a new family, a place in society then had died tragically of a long term illness just as he was "saved"? It's tragic. Bruce who in a effort to make amends for his lie and do some good funds charities and research into said illness, under the Jason Todd-Wayne Foundation.
Cue Jason who returns to Gotham and starts building a reasonable relationship with Bruce, finding out that Bruce lied about him having an incurable disease and asking the million dollar question? How do they explain he's alive? As if by fate, Jason's reintroduction to the public comes just after Leslie announces that they've done it. All the money, fundraising, memorial readathons etc funded the cure for the disease. And it's all due to Jason, who is miraculously alive??? Jason who appears at a press conference with Bruce, assuring the media that while his recovery was long, arduous and at times kept him from home being in hospital for so long, he has been alive this entire time and Wayne Enterprises has capped the price of the cure and it's readily available within weeks.
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"Your boy is spiraling" is not a phrase I'd ever thought I'd hear Dick say, yet here we are.
New Titans #37
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Scream. Bruce scruffed Dick like a kitten.
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Dick being sick of people infantilizing him after being Robin, refusing to be labelled as a kid or anything like it. He's Nightwing, he's one of the planet's most beloved heroes, he's fought gods and monsters and come out on top. But the boy has a meltdown when somebody passingly comments about how cute the current Robin is, indeed aren't they the cutest Robin there ever was? And Dick immediately being like "I was cute!" and defending himself like it's the last thing he will ever do, on the verge of crashing out while the newest Robin is just beaming at him like a possessed labubu because Dick is about three seconds from sobbing in the fetal position.
Thinking about Bruce going from only living with Alfred and the ghosts of his parents in the Manor to having the kids living in the house. And I'm just thinking about Bruce subconsciously waking up to seeing his all kids and sidekicks wandering around the house most of them who brought friends with them, the house is a mess, Alfred is directing food and drink operations, laughing and joking, the house is so noisy and Bruce is just overstimulated but he can't even go to the Cave because Damian has Jon over for a movie night, he can go anywhere but the Watchtower but it's not even his shift. He's not mad or anything. There's just so many kids in his house.
No thoughts but the kids being physical with Bruce. The man is built like a wall, a brick shit house, those kids are constantly pulling at him.
Jason propping himself up on his forearms against on Bruce's back to study something Bruce is showing him on the BatComputer.
Dick was used to climbing all over Bruce, standing on his shoulders, swinging off his arms etc and even though he's grown, he's still bouncing off of Bruce constantly. He will throw himself at Bruce to be caught anytime he can.
Duke will set up camp with his back against Bruce whether he's sat, laying down or standing, Duke just leans against him like he's a wall.
Steph loves to mess up Bruce's hair when he's sat. She will ranting about something or talking to him while he's working, combing his hair to stand up while he's frowning at paperwork or his iPad.
Cass likes to hold Bruce's hand. It doesn't matter what he's doing or where they are, Cass just holds onto Bruce's hand, even if he's having a conversation. Anytime somebody asks whether she's alright, Bruce just nods and says she just likes to hold his hand and she's fine.
Tim constantly collapses next to Bruce, head on his lap, legs over his legs, shoulder to his, tucked up into a tight ball just under Bruce's ribs.
Damian likes being carried by his dad at the start. Nobody but Talia really ever carried him unless they had to be Damian likes just climbing into Bruce's arms, sitting on his hip with his arms locked around Bruce's neck. When he's older, he just loves hugging his dad.
Batfam where everything is what you typically come across except instead of Jason calling Tim 'pretender' or 'replacement' he just calls him a larper
Dick, who keeps trying to introduce Jason to people, and Jason, who does not need introductions
Dick: And this is my close friend, Roy! I think you'll like him.
Jason, sweating, trying to keep a secret: Hey man
Roy: Hey babe