Ullr Sifjarson ( autoplay )

Ullr of Norse mythology. Selective/private. Canon, OC, crossover friendly. Other muses available upon request. Please read the rules before interacting. Mun & muse +20. NSFW content. Est. 2013

[gloryofydalir-blog]

i’m moving ull to wvlthuz pls only follow if you actually intend to write with me

[gloryofydalir-blog]

i’m moving ull to wvlthuz pls only follow if you actually intend to write with me

[gloryofydalir-blog]

i’m moving ull to wvlthuz pls only follow if you actually intend to write with me

[gloryofydalir-blog]

i’m moving ull to wvlthuz pls only follow if you actually intend to write with me

[lukevanski]

favourite Luke Evans pics (37-38/?)

[gloryofydalir-blog]

there’s no snow bc my ull muse is sleeping

[mto-art]

When the moon met the winter sun.

[gloryofydalir-blog]

there’s a special place in hell for people who delete artists’ caption on their art

[gloryofydalir-blog]

Just gives him a sweet smile. Then slaps his ass, rolling away quickly.' Ah!'

    He only groaned, but it was followed by a short chuckle as he watched her hurry away. “What do you want my ass?”

[gloryofydalir-blog]

you can “find” ull in...

in the sunbeam on snow, frost, and ice

in the arrow’s and bullet’s flight

in the snow storm

in the running wellspring when everything else is frozen

in the singing of swords, axes, and shields

in the animal’s dying breath

in the forests and open fields

in the oaths and promises being kept 

in the drunken bar brawls lbr but also martial arts and in the ring or cage

things you can learn from him are probably solitude, silence, laughter, patience, diligence, focus, sportsmanship, vigilance, bravery, courage, honor, determination

[gloryofydalir-blog]

[gloryofydalir-blog]

Does it again.' But-- butt... ass.'

    He gave her a long, silent look.

[gloryofydalir-blog]

Pokes his butt with the broom.

    “No.”

[olivia-abby-blog]

i’m into girls and guys but i’m also really into pasta

[highendphaserz-blog]

this exists and is, er, extraordinary, so i decided to also post my deep and profound re-imaginings of the greek pantheon in the modern age

apollo turning women into lampposts when they reject his unwanted sexual advances, trees are so 5th century bc

poseidon chilling in the bermuda triangle surrounded by downed planes

aphrodite scrolling through ace blogs to find out who to curse with a horrible violent death next

ares carving the nuclear codes into mt rushmore using some machinery he stole while beating up hephaestus

hermes convinces some dude to leak artemis’ nude snapchats and artemis rips the dude apart and murders his entire family and reduces his apartment building to rubble forever

hera creatively cursing every girl who follows zeus on instagram. oh your username’s stylinson4eva? now you’ve got immortality without eternal youth and the only words that will ever come out of your increasingly wrinkled and pain-filled mouth are “fuck management”

zeus presumably is still just a shapeshifting serial rapist, i dunno man

dionysus forcing a gram of coke on you in the club toilets and then making you eat raw all the roadkill you create as you drunk-drive home

gods that aren’t bizarrely defanged and completely misinterpreted as, like, not being total assholes

[anneboleyns]

[gloryofydalir-blog]

when it’s the equinox on wednesday and u can hear ur muse being like

it’s time it’s time it’s time it’s time it’s time