POV: you're an orphan
I love technoblade! I would also betray my country for confetti đ„°
The Stonewall Inn
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
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@glorytowesthelm
POV: you're an orphan
I love technoblade! I would also betray my country for confetti đ„°
âWow, some kind of king?â
âNo, thatâs a legend.â
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this yearâs potato war art before 2024 ends :D Happy 5 year !! [explodes]
The opportunity of defeating the enemyâŠ
Is provided by stalking your opponent
technotober day 26- potatoes. in which I re watched the potato war and laughed a bunch at how deranged Techno sounds in there sometimes
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life on the farm (date: january 2023)
4 years ago today holy shittt happy birthday to the great potato war o7
Yes,,,,this is potato war fanart a whole year late,,, (listen Iâve watched it too many times not to)
Rewatched the Potato War Trilogy and this is the vibe like 80% of the time
extraneous information from wifies bc i finally joined the discord and Gathered
đ«Ži ddi not want to keep switching over my keyboard to the numpad so i have misspelled d3rlord3 Every time. with eâs. i probably misspelled averyâs name somewhere in here. i tried to fix them all
-wifies called derlorde a weirdo for putting doors in his strip mine. maybe he always closed doors behind himself/blocked off holes he came through maybe that didnât originate bc of what we see
-derlorde took so long to change his game mode to peaceful bc he wanted the challenge of it (and so he used up all but one of his potatoes trying not to drown over and over. lol. lmao)
-derlorde censored his name out bc he didn't want the video tied back to him (it is rather funny to me that we were Not supposed to know his name. oops !) derlorde call-out video on wifies when /silly
-avery wanted to go pro in fortnite when he was younger but he was never good enough
-avery played roblox as a kid but less so now
-avery does Not have a tiktok (thank GOD)
-avery watched/saw part of wifies' video (he is the pinned comment !)
-derlorde dropped out of college bc he found it unfulfilling ! he had a full ride merit scholarship but his heart just wasn't in it (my correct that it Wasn't bc of the brain break !)
-his parents (just mom? i assume this is a retcon?) made him learn piano as a kid but he quit after moving out
-avery's favorite subject is chemistry but he's pretty bad at it
-avwey is mechanically gifted at minecraft and âis a really good personâ :'] at another point describes him as "a good guy with a very strong moral compass"
-derlorde, ofc, was fluent in five languages pre-crossroads incident, "now he is fluent in all" so. Infinite Knowledge Curse real
-derlorde was raised by a single mom, avery had a pretty nuclear family home life, avery has as good relationship with his parents, derlorde âjust with his momâ, which leads me to believe he knew Who is dad is despite not raising him(pre-crossroads incident ofc) and either has no relationship with his dad or has a bad one !
-when asked if derlorde or avery have any siblings or if they'll be relevant, wifies responded with "no spoilers!!! đ€" (smiles toothsomely(<-loves seeing what familial dynamics say about a character and how they were raised))
-derlorde was studying robotics before he dropped out :']
-"bold of you to assume avery graduated highschool/ nah I'm jk/ he did"
-derlorde likes robotics and avery botany and biology
-avwey has a small pet slime in minecraft :]
-"avery is the goat of minecraft everything/ except intelligence" what is he catching all these fucking strays for
-derlorde doesnr care for pvp, avery is rhe goat
-derlorde plays survival, avery hypixel
-derlorde likes red/ âa royal redâ
-avery likes âall sorts [of colors] but he likes greenâ i Assume that means green is his favorite ?
-avery Doesn't like yellow â,:]
-avwey likes hugs :]
-derlorde has a mini fridge next to him full of soylent <:|c ? this will be plot relevant somehow !
-avery rolls around in his sleep
-given the choice of a pet snake or iguana, derlorde would pick iguana
-avery like loafers, derlorde has been wearing the same âbeatersâ(casual sneakers for everyday use) since he was in 10th grade (likely 15-16 since i didnât come across anything saying he skipped grades)
-wehn asked what animal theyâd be, avery dog and derlorde squid
-when asked about festive drinks, avery drinks warm milk, derlorde tea
-they would both arrive a little late to parties
-avery is a good texter, derlorde can take three days to respond with a sentence
-in response to Who wins in an epic rap battle, the king in yellow or avery, "it's not even close/ avery mogs"
-avery likes songs with lyrics, alt rock and 70s rock, derlorde likes vocal-less music, like house music and jazz
-avery skateboards for fun, derlorde makes âlittle robots and random thingamabobsâ
-derlorde is great with patterns whereas avery is less so
-avery loves shake shack
-and likes capri sun
-avery is not british, "sadly" and is "essentially confirmed to be" american
-derlorde "probably" did commission work on the side, freelance tinkering/coding bc he didn't want to work an office job
-I donât understand mbti personality mapping I know these letters mean things but itâs nothing to me
-when asked what traits Stand Out to them about the other, wifies said avery is very idealistic and morally driven, and derlorde is very pragmatic. and this was one i didnât screenshot, but when asked about favorite duos among his characters, said âavery and derlorde would make be a great team one dayâ maybe it's just me but the wording of "would" and "one day" I get the feeling they may not get along at first :]c ?
Does anyone know how I can join the Discord? I couldnât find it (sorry if itâs really obvious lol).
An Au where Derek lived!
Also just a headcanon for Derek/D3rlord. One of those gifted kids that lose motivation to continue education after Highschool.
(DAWTDE/SFAWTDE spoilers)
OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY-
Bawling my eyes out rn like fr fr for these two Minecraft characters
Surely drawing these will keep the pain away
I cannot believe sfawtde is connected to the Wifies cinematic universe. Oh. My. Word.
Hey.
wip bc I need to get something out hhahahahahahaha wtf was that
Destroying A World That Doesnât Exist animatic set to Drag Path by twenty one pilots