L4UGHT3R OF TH3 S34

Your name is TEREZI PYROPE and you are a SEA DWELLER. This is not uncommon in your universe, however, as there are far more sea dwellers than in alternate universes of yours due to their different history. M!A: none Sep 23rd - Oct 22nd { LIBRA } > Be the reader of this text If you wish to find out more about this click the HISTORY link to find out. [( Blog may include NSFW at times, if so it will be Read Mores and tagged. Don't hesitate to start a roleplay or leave a message, I'm almost always up for it, even if we havent rp'd together before that. Don't hesitate to remind me if I forget a reply, it's never intended. This blog is multiship, meaning there's no cheating unless explixitely said so, also multiple possible relationships in different universes/timelines)]

[dennys]

good luck, crispies

[unfamiliarroe]

OKAY IM GOING TO SAY SOME SHIT ABOUT THIS RIGHT NOW. IT WORKED. IT FUCKING WORKED I WAS ON TUMBLR AND THOUGH ‘well fuck it might as well i mean i need the fucking A in science’ AND WHAT DO YOU KNOW 5 DAYS LATER I CHECK MY GRADES AND WHOOP DE FUCKING DO ALL MY CLASSES HAD A LEAST A B AND I GOT THE A IN SCIENCE

[teenygiraffe]

DUDE IT REALLY DOES WORK I passed my philosophy class with a C even though I missed 4 of the 6 quizzes and turned in my final paper a week late

[dennys]

you doubted? believe, crispies

[king-of-roses]

A handy guide for anyone not familiar

[glubbingcalibrator]

HONK...

...

[glubbingcalibrator]

"Hey TZ, it's 8een a long time."

... Y34H? 1... GU3SS? UH... 

[( I did a reboot a while back, don't think we talked after that?)]

[buttholemonsters]

So how many of you are actually single right now?

reblog- single

like- taken

social experiment for tumblr :) 

[miumilta]

imagine a video game where you create a hero whose destiny is to save everyone, but throughout the game you start making harder and more questionable decisions, and the game gets darker and darker. and in the end you’re just standing there, clutching the controller and finally realizing you were playing the villain all along

[harbingermotel]

fuck

FUCK

FUCK

[fallenandinlovewithhumanity]

not gonna lie I’d fucking love that, I think I’d be an amazing storyline to a game.

[candyredterezii]

[postlimits-deactivated20131201]

[black-and-white-universe]

[cameoes2-deactivated20191216]

Because Terezi changed her mind and kept her glasses on…

Gamzee wouldn’t be able to pick them up later on…

And Equius wouldn’t be able to mistake Gamzee for Terezi.

[glubbingcalibrator]

Not only that, but via Terezi's glasses, Gamzee sent a 'honk' to Karkat here, which led to Karkat contacting Equius about what was going on. Only then Equius decided to actually "l00k into it". This resulted in Equius being murdered by Gamzee, Nepeta witnessing it and pouncing into her own demise.

Of course there are still many factors playing into this whole scenario, but if this pans out just the right way Equius and Nepeta could be saved. For now.

[jwasontodd]

[mslockheart]

I always have to start the New Years with this picture.

[jphani-deactivated20150611]

do u ever miss a friend but u don’t want to tell them bc they’re probably doing perfectly fine without u and to them it probably doesn’t even matter and so u don’t want them to think ur annoying or needy

[condesceculler]

L3TS M33T UP

Sure.

[glubbingcalibrator]

"Alright." You sorta assumed he would point you to a bathroom or go out in the hallway or something but it’s fine. This is fine. You slide your clothing off your body and it hits the ground with a wet sound. Each garment adding up to a pile of wet fabric. You put his oversized shirt on and it’s really comfortable. You hand him the clothes.

“Menohs… it’s sort of weird to wear… nothing at all underneath… You know. Pants-wise?”

[condesceculler]

"Eheh, well… ", He turned a little to smile at her, then blushed even more, gosh she’s pretty aha, "Well, um. If you find anything that fits, uh. Pants-wise. Try it on. My closets yours to peruse. Though… I imagine fittin into my pants would be kinda hard, hehe.", He gave a little wave as he went for the door to get this started on drying.

When he walked out into the hall, closing the door behind him with a click, he took a deep breath and sighed, trying to calm himself. Looking down, he blushed some more. Ah, Her underwear. Uh. Righto, focus on the task at hand Menohs!

He’d come back in a bit, with a plate of cookies from the kitchen, knocking on the door first to let her know he was coming in.

[glubbingcalibrator]

You nod and walk over to his closets and start looking through them. His pants don’t look like they would fit you at all, but after a long hunt through the garments you find boxershorts. He did say that you could take whatever you wanted and these seemed like a nice fit! You take a pair and try them on just as there’s  a knock on the door. "Come in." You say as if the room was your own. The boxers fit as nicely as they can so you just go with it. "I found something."

[condesceculler]

He returns, smiling when he saw her, aaah what a cutie.That looked perfect on her! “I can see that! Hehe, it’s nice on you. Very cute, wow.”, He walked over and gently ruffled her hair, smiling down at them.

"Glad you found something."

[glubbingcalibrator]

You smile happily when he comes closer and close your eyes tightly when he ruffles your hair. You then look up at him.

"I'm glad, too."

You take some of the cookies he brought and nibble on them. You take the liberty to sit on his bed. Crunch, crunch.

"What now?"

[babyfawnlegs]

some

[babyfawnlegs]

ＢＯＤＹ  ＯＮＣＥ  ＴＯＬＤ  ＭＥ

[mild-madness-deactivated2015051]

Love without Sex

I’m doing a Philosophy paper on Asexuality. Please reblog if you think Love without Sex is possible! I really need the data. Like if you think love has to have sex.

[docorwho]

[glubbingcalibrator]

M E R R Y  C H R I S T M A S 

[skaletal-deactivated20190721]

That point in a piece of fanfiction where you can tell something embarrassing is about to happen so you start fucking around on tumblr because you’re a huge baby with a crippling overabudance of empathy.

[kvotheunkvothe]

I do this with every media I consume. I pause movies and have to walk around and prepare myself for second-hand embarrassment sometimes.