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Differences between me and my husband:

HelloFresh delivers our food to our office/clubhouse again with huge signs they walked past that say ‘DO NOT LEAVE PACKAGES HERE. WE DO NOT DELIVER TO RESIDENTS. PLEASE YOU NEED TO GO DELIVER TO THE RESIDENTS HOMES. DO NOT LEAVE ANYTHING HERE’

My husband: ‘ugh this is so stressful, i cant believe they did that, i gotta go run grab it before it gets stolen, its so hot outside too!! Ugh!!!’

Me: ‘No. Tell HelloFresh it was stolen. No actually tell them it was delivered right under the sign that says “do not deliver here!!!” and then it was fucking stolen. Tell them that because that’s what that package is good for at this point, they left our package of food at an approximately location near our mailboxes. The mailboxes dont have our addresses for this exact reason. They literally cannot. This is not a delivery. They did not deliver it. It gone. Not here. For all I know some dogs have already taken turns pissing on that box. I don’t want it. Tell them we need a full refund for non-delivery/theft because of their 3rd party delivery people. Send them a photo of the sign that our HOA has posted up everywhere too. Tell them this isnt the first time either and this time we want the full refund.’

My husband: ‘ok. I did it. so they gave us a full refund.’

Me: ‘good. So crazy thing, i just found this random box of food next to our mailboxes by the office and i pissed all over it to mark my territory and then i took it home with me because it was totally left in the sun and unattended in the ‘do not put packages here’ area. Super cool huh?’

#i am that bitch #and i mean bitch