Get My Candy Love Boys~!

I'm taking a break from this game for... I dunno. Some time? I'll still translate from a French guide, but this became more of a chore than a fun thing to do, and I don't have the time I used to have. Thanks for understanding.

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I just wanted to point out that a girl's hymen can break from a multitude of things, anything from horseback riding to tampons. However, sex doesn't always "break" the hymen, but it can stretch it if is still intact, which doesn't always lead to pain or bleeding. The trick is to go extra slow, make sure the girl is very aroused first, and of course lots of lube and patience, then pain should be minimal to nonexistent unless she has endometriosis or something along those lines. <3

My fiance really didn’t know what he was doing then. (Though neither did I.) I just told the blog my personal experience. For some reason it never occurred to me that it could happen any other ways and I feel like I messed up somewhere in my life because you’d think that would be a no brainer. Wow me. Wow.

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how do you make a relationship work if there drugs involved?

Oh, um.... I’m not sure, actually. Every person I knew who was involved with drugs ended very badly. My best guess, if you want to keep the relationship going, is to have an intervention maybe? I guess it depends on the drug. If it’s heroin, I would try to get him help right away. Even if you have to get cops involved. Better to be arrested than to be dead.

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Episode 40 Guide~!

I’m sorry it took a while. Somebody told me what to do to get Kentin’s illustration at around the same time the French guide finished Kentin’s thing.

So there’s no clothes to buy here, because what’s the point when you’re taking them off in the end anyway? *Eyebrow waggle*

Rosa: A

Priya: B B

Armin: B C C A C B B B A A B A Illustration (Last four dialogue in his room before picture): A B A A

Castiel: B C A B B AorB B C A BorC C B B A A B*FORILLUTRATION* A.

Nathaniel: C A C AorB B BorC B A A A*FORILLUSTRATION* A*FORILLUSTRATION*

Lysander: C A C B C BorC A AorB A B A A*FORILLUSTRATION* B*FORILLUSTRATION*

Kentin: A C A A Any B C A C A A A*ILLUSTRATION* A*ILLUSTRATION*

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So does anybody know how to get Kentin’s illustration at least? Please?

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Hey, I just wanted to say you're not supposed to have a sharp pain your first time. It may be slightly uncomfortable, but nothing that serious. Nor is it guaranteed you will bleed, and if you do it shouldn't be a large amount. Make sure you have enough lubricant to lower the risk of both of these.

Whoops.

I thought I remember a sharp pain... Maybe not? Maybe it was just me freaking out over the first time and then noticing that I’m bleeding a bit...

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So uh... Do you want some sex advice from a random twenty-five year old?

COMMUNICATE! Don’t be afraid to tell your partner what you like and don’t like! If you don’t like something that your partner is doing, just tell them, and tell them immediately! If they won’t listen, stop everything because your partner doesn’t deserve anything if they’re not willing to make you comfortable.

And don’t be afraid to say “let’s try this.” Make sure your partner knows that it’s not them, you just want to try something to see if you like it or not.

If you’re a girl and your partner’s a boy, there will most certainly be a sharp pain and blood. (I heard that in some cases this doesn’t happen. I don’t know how you can possibly avoid having your hymen break.) This is normal and the first time should be the only time that it happens. If it’s NOT the only time it happens, you should go to the doctor immediately.

Or maybe there shouldn’t be a sharp pain. My first time was seven years ago so all I remember is wanting to clean the blood up and... Fuck. Everything after that was pretty amazing though, so maybe... Fuck.

Uh... That’s about as much as I’m willing to share. >///>

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Wait... Did they use a condom? How did she not get pregnant if they didn’t do anything to prevent it?! Or do the boys just so happen to have a stash? How old is the stash?! Did they buy it as soon as they started going out with Candy?!

I suppose Armin could’ve stolen one from Alexy. (That’s what me and my fiance had to do.) Nobody else can do that though!

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Well, now I am getting a little bit emotional. Kind of. I mean, again the game never really made an impact for me. I played it because I liked it.

But I’m not going to be playing this version if I have to start over with Armin again!

...I say that now but I’ll probably end up thinking about this for the rest of the night... Or I’ll forget about it soon because I’ll be listening to a man in his mid thirties read My Immortal.

Now for the game I hinted at where you’re a male version of Candy trying to woo a girl? IIII dunno. I have another game I want to work on that I’ve actually been wanting to do for two or so years now! But on the other hand, I DO want to try the new RPG maker, MV. Eeeven though it would probably take a lot less work if I just use the assets from the official game and just use Ren’Py. I really don’t want to take that risk though.

Thank you to the BeeMoov team for this game! I hope you don’t care that I made a blog basically helping others cheat!

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So uh, thoughts

I don’t want to fuck up on Armin until I’m sure I’ll get the illustration and the other boys aren’t done in the French guide yet, so... Thoughts.

When I discovered this game I was just in the mood for a dating sim game. I was out of high school, eighteen and sexually active with my boyfriend, now Fiance (he knew it was going to be a long engagement) of four years (at the time) so I wasn’t exactly the target demographic. When I started, the English game had up to six episodes.

I started the game because of Sebastian, or who I know him now as, Leigh. When I got to that episode however I was already targeting Lysander. (He’s hooooot!) But Lysander wasn’t targeting me. And then Armin makes a Pokemon reference and I jumped all over that!

I wanted to make this blog to help people day one, which led to my inevitable burn out. This game became a chore for me. Thankfully I found another guide to fill in for me... But it was in French. No problem though. I didn’t take four years of French class for nothing!

I don’t really think I have much else to say. Unfortunately, this was only a game to me... Which, yes, it IS only a game, but it didn’t really grip me like I think it gripped others. That being said, I DID have quite a few dreams about the game over the years... One of them being about Nathaniel’s mom cheating on his dad and... Maybe I shouldn’t say it. I mostly think that I had that dream out of frustration over Silent Hills (and every other Silent Hill game) being cancelled. I’m still pissed over that.

Of course I won’t be able to continue playing though the University part if we don’t get Net Neutrality back and pay walls become a thing.

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I love the game and I love Armin. Uh... I don’t think there’s anything else for me to say. Hopefully I’ll be able to continue the guide with the University part. Until the one guide is finished, it’s Game Grumps time.

Edit: Wait, I DO have something to say- if it weren’t for this blog, I probably would’ve dumped the game a while ago.

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Taking away net neutrality won't just make everything on the internet go poof in one day. It takes time for stuff to be implemented, and we didn't even have net neutrality until a few years ago. It doesn't take down websites, but it will probably force you to pay for internet packages like cable TV because net neutrality only prevents businesses from favoring websites that benefit them and blocking websites they dont. You won't just get kicked off the internet as soon as the results come in.

I didn’t know the details until... Just now. Thank you random anon!

It still fucking sucks.

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There’s only two days of free open internet left so there is no way in hell I’ll be able to do a guide for the remaining (last?) chapter. Not unless Net Neutrality becomes restored in Wisconsin (which probably won’t happen since more Senates here are pro repeal of Net Neutrality than there are against, despite the economy being crashed in a day since thousands will suddenly be jobless and would have to look for a job that doesn’t require the internet, without the internet) or I move to a state (or a different nation all together. Or Canada absorbs Wisconsin, hint hint) I won’t have the internet, possibly ever again!

I mean, no it’s not THAT likely to happen forever. There may be some people in senate who will realize “oh fuck we just made things worse because we’re a bunch of dumbasses!”

Even if we do get chapter 40 before the 23rd, I won’t be able to fit time in to play it, let alone do a guide for it. I want to download some things, and get my own game done before it’s too late.

If you want to help get Net Neutrality back, I did make a blog here. I can’t guarentee that anybody will listen, though... This is clickable.

So, sorry that the FCC had to be a bunch of greedy assholes. I guess this is goodbye possibly forever?

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I don’t trust this.

Edit:

I was right to not trust this.

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How it feels:

Reality:

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captaindrew4

How do you get that?

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I have a notebook that doubles as a tablet and it’s AWESOME! So I’ve just been poking when I failed miserably when I tried to clicking instead.

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How it feels:

Reality:

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The mini game is pretty easy when you have a touch screen. (Touchscreen Notebook. I don’t play this game on my phone for some reason, so I don’t know if it’s possible to play this on mobile.)

Also the illustration doesn’t include Candy... Or, her face anyway, so I don’t feel like I need to spend every AP I get on this discount Dance Fever mini game.

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Reaction to THAT scene (with Armin)

That’s not a thing yet...

Wait...

Uh...

Game

GAME

GAME YOU’RE SUPPOSED TO BE FOR TEENAGERS!

Uh... So there’s this one scene in Devilman Crybaby...

Bonus:

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what do u mean they had no chemistry they had so much they almost caused an explosion in the school

OH! You got me there!